Metal

Mar 5, 2018 6:42 PM

mexmetal13

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Wanna know how I got these scars? Choices. Poor, poor choices.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be a holy shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This means that he now has the ability to choose his own destiny in the afterlife either be heaven, hell, or something else entirely. Nice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It tasted Good Book

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This story is false.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Remember when imgur used to laugh at things instead of obnoxiously pointing out that obviously fake things were fake? Good times.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Full send or no send I guess

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could have tagged it #LastMetal

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on him. Now he’s going straight to heaven.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

was it deep fired?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he wanted to get noticed so he got his face tattooed

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably especially enjoyed the part in Revelation about the beast and 666

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well at least he accepted it within himself...to an extent.

8 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 4

WE NEED ANOTHER HOLY WAR! *Shakes armour at varying speeds*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now he can definitely tell his mom this is not a phase.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Priest-“You must let Jesus into your heart” Inmate-“you mean that’s it? That’s all I have to do? oh no problem”

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who has two thumbs and eats bibles.... this guy

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve always sort of wondered... to what extent will the prison go to accommodate an inmate’s last meal request? Anyone (credible) know?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They will go pretty far. The requests are usually pretty normal, though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A piece of the Lord be with him.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

What did he have for dessert, something light, like the book of Mormon.

8 years ago | Likes 414 Dislikes 7

Outstanding! Touché!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I heard it was dianetics

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Book of Mormon is easier to understand than the Bible

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you want a torah? naw i'm not hungry

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nah something more complimentary like the Book of Enoch.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I heard it tasted funny.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Nah. He's not into junk food

8 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 15

You ever read it? Even from a non-Mormon, it’s pretty good cover to cover if you want to understand them more.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As an active Mormon:

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

As much as I want this to be true, it’s not. https://www.snopes.com/inmate-bible-last-meal/

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Fact Checking - the real heroics of this website

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Snopes is not a credible source.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2