Psychotic Neighbors: Epilogue

Jul 10, 2017 2:35 PM

ChefShwasty

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Hello, friends and Imgur-family. ChefShwasty here, and some of you wanted an update on how the whole neighbor thing panned out. The last thing I posted on the matter was this picture above, saying "here we go again." That was... Months ago. As you can tell by the ground being wet, and the fact that it's July, I haven't really said much about the new neighbors.

If you have no idea what in the unholy fuck I'm talking about, here's a recap for you: http://imgur.com/gallery/gPd5gtO

(Ignore the charity drive, that's been over for a while, you can read about it below)

The reception for this entire thing has been bizarre. I've made friends, received letters, and somebody fucking drew me! That made me grin like a big moron. I've been the person who always wanted to ask for a caricature or something at the State Fair, but never had enough confidence.

But, through a network, we've also managed to do some good. Over $14,000 for a girl with a rare bone marrow disease (https://www.gofundme.com/SuperPenelope and https://www.facebook.com/SuperPenelope/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&fref=nf SHE'S DOING REALLY WELL), and thousands of dollars worth in goods for the local Humane Society (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzjsEKCS5mc).

This thing took off, and thanks to great people like you, a shitty situation has been turned into something positive.

There were also some promises, some of which I've delivered on, and others, I'm working on. Such as:

My stupid drum solo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTuTpEHYTR0

50 Shades of Grey reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Jyic6Vn-M

Drunken Jabberwocky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxk8-_tNYj8

And we also opened our fanmail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXu4_O7Hx4I

As we draw this weird thing to a close, I'd like to say thank you to everyone. For helping me believe in myself, for helping others, and for being the internet's best community. Thank you for encouraging me to stand up against something I knew was wrong and unfair.

And thank you for being my friend.

Here it is, full story, in all it's glory: https://youtu.be/HlazHaMEHuE

I will preface that yes, it is monetized with ads; I refuse charity, but I won't shy away from earning my way. If you don't want to watch the video, that's fine. I don't blame you. I couldn't watch myself doing it, either.

So here's a brief "too long; didn't watch" synopsis:

New neighbors are not only deaf, but some of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet.

So there you have it. The end of the story.

But hey, I'm still alive. Shoot me a SnapChat (@ChefShwasty), help me figure out Twitter (https://twitter.com/ChefShwasty), or watch some cooking/gaming/other stupid shit on my YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/c/chefshwastykitchen) or just drop me a line if you want to talk to my email, ChefShwasty@Gmail.com.

Big love,

-Chef

Oh snap, OP delivered. once I'll get home I shall Upvote as many of OP's comments I can find. (Nice taste in shirt op)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Very happy it's all over for you now. Happy jamming!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for 2112

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And awesome solo; very Peart-ish.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey man, I thought this saga is just for personal gain but you managed to help a little girl through tough time in the process. Respect.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thought I'd make the best of it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

now you should have a massive loud party in your flat to celebrate

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Had a little shindig on Saturday

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Im so glad things went positive, Chef! Good luck with future endeavors!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forgot all about this. Randomly click on this post and it's the crazy neighbor vs silent drummer story! Congrats on the success @OP

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This man unites us all around an idea. The idea of drilling a hole and shitting through it. I salute you OP!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right back at you.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's amazing Chef, I remember all the stories and felt so bad for you. I'm glad your new neighbours are so sweet and you're feeling better

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like it you did an update on things, I even saw the youtube video.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chef, you handled all of this with more decorum and decency that I would have been able to. My hat is off to you good sir!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I would return the favor, but my head is too big for hats. So, instead, I'll just say "thank you."

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh hey you're still alive. Nice to see you

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hola.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is so great.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it had a decent outcome.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bless those new neighbours. They are your saving grace

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, if anyone wants to be updated as to other YouTube content being posted, reply to this comment and I'll @you in the future.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Send me yo shit chef!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But like...not literally...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I found my mans in usersub yaaay Chef!

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

I love SCP-106!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah I see you're a man of culture aswell

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I found LadicalRarry. We're both blessed.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I just read through all of that from start to finish... Wtf!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Did the same. Most entertaining thing that has happened all week to me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats op!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right? If it were any more of an epic struggle against crazy bullshit, he'd have had to throw a ring into a volcano.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That made me exhale loudly through my nose.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Previous neighbours; overly sensitive. New neighbours: deaf. Can I borrow your pentagram, since the deal obviously was signed a while ago?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't even have a soul to sell originally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's been a wild ride from the start, @op. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Thank you, man.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I have nothing witty to say.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That makes two of us.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Enjoy your drumming! You deserve it!

8 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 0

I'm even learning guitar and bass. Made a theme song for my cookin' videos.

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No joke, I almost moved to your apartment complex then saw one of your posts & was like "Nope!" now that they're gone maybe I'll reconsider.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly with all of the difficulty OP has had with the place I would suggest still looking to other places first. Unless you wanna stalk op

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's a nice place... Now.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If that's not karma I don't know what is

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Never believed til now

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Are they actually deaf?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes, they are actually deaf.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They've probably never heard of youv

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow!!! What a turn of events with that

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

wait are your new neighbors actually deaf, or just not annoying about noise? Because deaf downstairs neighbors would be the best thing ever

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Actually deaf.

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Definitely won't get noise complaints now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You should learn some basic sign language. Even learning 'hello' would make them happy!

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

@OP THIS! i am deaf and talking with someone who has basic sign knowledge is.. absolutely wonderful.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I have to wonder if your management saw they were deaf and decided, HEY THEY WOULD BE PERFECT TO MOVE UNDER THAT DRUMMER GUY!!!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Boom! Karma.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank goodness you came out OK. That whole situation was just crazy. Some people just shouldn't be around others. Congrats on the new neighb

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ors!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping I can have them up for a drink sometime

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Horror with a happy ending. Now write a book detailing your experiences with some fictional interests "Silent Insanity" by ChefShwasty.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Already writing a cook book.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Will said cookbook include an over-exaggerated version of this story?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imma ride this bad boy to the FP! Good on you, it's been a hell of a trip!

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

*Squeezes into elevator*

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

*too full takes stairs

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*employs eldritch powers to levitate through a hole in the ceiling* v

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I say we take a shot with @chefshwasty for every updoot. In an unrelated note, it's been fun.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

..*ON

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

73 shots and counting...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

At this point i think we would all die

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the new neighbours are so nice, you should cut a hole in the cieling and give them a hug through it.

8 years ago | Likes 662 Dislikes 1

Or put your dick in it and see if they know tug language

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's... a clever twist on the joke

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

... I admit it, I laughed.

8 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 0

And cuz your new neighbours are deaf they wont hear you cut the hole nor will they hear you when you shit through it.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't believe they're fucking deaf. The absolute complete opposite of the hyper-hearing assholes from before.

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

are tey -actually- deaf or he just means they never hear anything from him at all but arent actually deaf?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

they*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the video he said the one of the kids were signing to their mother

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh sweet your new neighbours are actually deaf? You hit the musicial's jackpot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes! I was hoping for a happy ending. Congrats, buddy. Wishing you all the best. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truly happy this panned out for you. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chef, I'm glad to hear you're happy now. My first drink tonight while I play one of my favorite games goes off to you. Here's to a happy 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ending. If you're ever in the Boston area hit me up, first drink is on me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you never cut that hole in the floor

8 years ago | Likes 1349 Dislikes 0

This is here without fucking fail and I fucking die laughing Everytime I see it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's never too late

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe he just shat on the floor itself. We will never know...

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

cut a hole in the floor and lower a cake through it for the nice neighbours

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

10 minutes. I think that's the longest a post has ever gone without this reference.

8 years ago | Likes 1027 Dislikes 1

Welcome to Imgur! :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Still disappointed you didn't shit in said hole.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, what did you expect? ;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the reference?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

In one of the older posts someone said chef should cut a hole in the floor and shit into his neighbors apartment.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The comment thread you're replying to. You're going to have to read all the previous posts and their comments to get it though.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

neighbours underneath him. someone suggested to cut a hole in the floor and shit on them

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Someone suggested he cut a hole in the floor and shit into the psychotic neighbor's apartment. (That was with the old neighbors.)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When this first started, people told him repeatedly to cut a hole in the floor and shit in it.

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

People also actually sent him a saw capable of doing the job and a bag full of actual animal shit! :)

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

The mail person must have been really confused...

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0