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Hello, friends and Imgur-family. ChefShwasty here, and some of you wanted an update on how the whole neighbor thing panned out. The last thing I posted on the matter was this picture above, saying "here we go again." That was... Months ago. As you can tell by the ground being wet, and the fact that it's July, I haven't really said much about the new neighbors.
If you have no idea what in the unholy fuck I'm talking about, here's a recap for you: http://imgur.com/gallery/gPd5gtO
(Ignore the charity drive, that's been over for a while, you can read about it below)
The reception for this entire thing has been bizarre. I've made friends, received letters, and somebody fucking drew me! That made me grin like a big moron. I've been the person who always wanted to ask for a caricature or something at the State Fair, but never had enough confidence.
But, through a network, we've also managed to do some good. Over $14,000 for a girl with a rare bone marrow disease (https://www.gofundme.com/SuperPenelope and https://www.facebook.com/SuperPenelope/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED&fref=nf SHE'S DOING REALLY WELL), and thousands of dollars worth in goods for the local Humane Society (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzjsEKCS5mc).
This thing took off, and thanks to great people like you, a shitty situation has been turned into something positive.
There were also some promises, some of which I've delivered on, and others, I'm working on. Such as:
My stupid drum solo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTuTpEHYTR0
50 Shades of Grey reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Jyic6Vn-M
Drunken Jabberwocky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxk8-_tNYj8
And we also opened our fanmail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXu4_O7Hx4I
As we draw this weird thing to a close, I'd like to say thank you to everyone. For helping me believe in myself, for helping others, and for being the internet's best community. Thank you for encouraging me to stand up against something I knew was wrong and unfair.
And thank you for being my friend.
Here it is, full story, in all it's glory: https://youtu.be/HlazHaMEHuE
I will preface that yes, it is monetized with ads; I refuse charity, but I won't shy away from earning my way. If you don't want to watch the video, that's fine. I don't blame you. I couldn't watch myself doing it, either.
So here's a brief "too long; didn't watch" synopsis:
New neighbors are not only deaf, but some of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet.
So there you have it. The end of the story.
But hey, I'm still alive. Shoot me a SnapChat (@ChefShwasty), help me figure out Twitter (https://twitter.com/ChefShwasty), or watch some cooking/gaming/other stupid shit on my YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/c/chefshwastykitchen) or just drop me a line if you want to talk to my email, ChefShwasty@Gmail.com.
Big love,
-Chef
flacoloco
Oh snap, OP delivered. once I'll get home I shall Upvote as many of OP's comments I can find. (Nice taste in shirt op)
WillisTheRancor
Very happy it's all over for you now. Happy jamming!
DougTheLlama
+1 for 2112
PianoMan2112
And awesome solo; very Peart-ish.
CodeHandLuke
Hey man, I thought this saga is just for personal gain but you managed to help a little girl through tough time in the process. Respect.
ChefShwasty
Thought I'd make the best of it.
RedFace
now you should have a massive loud party in your flat to celebrate
ChefShwasty
Had a little shindig on Saturday
amaloretta
Im so glad things went positive, Chef! Good luck with future endeavors!
ChefShwasty
Thank you!
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Forgot all about this. Randomly click on this post and it's the crazy neighbor vs silent drummer story! Congrats on the success @OP
ChefShwasty
Thank you!
Logan9Fingers
ChefShwasty
Right back at you.
IDontLikePeppaPig
That's amazing Chef, I remember all the stories and felt so bad for you. I'm glad your new neighbours are so sweet and you're feeling better
ChefShwasty
Why thank you!
IDontLikePeppaPig
I like it you did an update on things, I even saw the youtube video.
Frogodo25
Chef, you handled all of this with more decorum and decency that I would have been able to. My hat is off to you good sir!
ChefShwasty
I would return the favor, but my head is too big for hats. So, instead, I'll just say "thank you."
YouJustReadMyUsername
Oh hey you're still alive. Nice to see you
ChefShwasty
Hola.
betterave
This is so great.
ChefShwasty
I thought it had a decent outcome.
Balesofhay
Bless those new neighbours. They are your saving grace
ChefShwasty
Also, if anyone wants to be updated as to other YouTube content being posted, reply to this comment and I'll @you in the future.
The3DPrintingPolak
Send me yo shit chef!!!
The3DPrintingPolak
But like...not literally...
LadicalRarry
I found my mans in usersub yaaay Chef!
Dracosi
I love SCP-106!
LadicalRarry
Ah I see you're a man of culture aswell
ChefShwasty
And I found LadicalRarry. We're both blessed.
LadicalRarry
Eastboundandleft
I just read through all of that from start to finish... Wtf!
The3DPrintingPolak
Did the same. Most entertaining thing that has happened all week to me
Eastboundandleft
Congrats op!
ChefShwasty
Thank you!
peridotstar
Right? If it were any more of an epic struggle against crazy bullshit, he'd have had to throw a ring into a volcano.
NonConformistFlamingo
That made me exhale loudly through my nose.
peridotstar
:D
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Previous neighbours; overly sensitive. New neighbours: deaf. Can I borrow your pentagram, since the deal obviously was signed a while ago?
ChefShwasty
I didn't even have a soul to sell originally.
CDubs75
It's been a wild ride from the start, @op. Thank you.
ChefShwasty
Thank you, man.
bluesun68
I have nothing witty to say.
ChefShwasty
That makes two of us.
ipansedhim
Enjoy your drumming! You deserve it!
ChefShwasty
I'm even learning guitar and bass. Made a theme song for my cookin' videos.
hippybobby
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hippybobby
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magneticmagic3
No joke, I almost moved to your apartment complex then saw one of your posts & was like "Nope!" now that they're gone maybe I'll reconsider.
IMommyJackPosts
Honestly with all of the difficulty OP has had with the place I would suggest still looking to other places first. Unless you wanna stalk op
ChefShwasty
It's a nice place... Now.
lastonehere
If that's not karma I don't know what is
ChefShwasty
Never believed til now
Sebastian987654
Are they actually deaf?
ChefShwasty
Yes, they are actually deaf.
hippybobby
They've probably never heard of youv
Sebastian987654
Wow!!! What a turn of events with that
IMommyJackPosts
wait are your new neighbors actually deaf, or just not annoying about noise? Because deaf downstairs neighbors would be the best thing ever
ChefShwasty
Actually deaf.
kentleigh
Definitely won't get noise complaints now.
theUnicornsfearglitter
You should learn some basic sign language. Even learning 'hello' would make them happy!
mangoshapedspace
@OP THIS! i am deaf and talking with someone who has basic sign knowledge is.. absolutely wonderful.
sweetnaivety
I have to wonder if your management saw they were deaf and decided, HEY THEY WOULD BE PERFECT TO MOVE UNDER THAT DRUMMER GUY!!!
Fethroesforia
Boom! Karma.
StabbyMcMurder
Thank goodness you came out OK. That whole situation was just crazy. Some people just shouldn't be around others. Congrats on the new neighb
StabbyMcMurder
Ors!
ChefShwasty
I'm hoping I can have them up for a drink sometime
PTProxie
Horror with a happy ending. Now write a book detailing your experiences with some fictional interests "Silent Insanity" by ChefShwasty.
ChefShwasty
Already writing a cook book.
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
Will said cookbook include an over-exaggerated version of this story?
apt311
Imma ride this bad boy to the FP! Good on you, it's been a hell of a trip!
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
*Squeezes into elevator*
satansexwifey
*too full takes stairs
HereIGoLurkingAgain
*employs eldritch powers to levitate through a hole in the ceiling*
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getschwiftyatthrifty2
I say we take a shot with @chefshwasty for every updoot. In an unrelated note, it's been fun.
getschwiftyatthrifty2
..*ON
ChefShwasty
73 shots and counting...
BigBossTheMSFCommander
At this point i think we would all die
CardboardPizzas
If the new neighbours are so nice, you should cut a hole in the cieling and give them a hug through it.
dukenukemforpresident
Or put your dick in it and see if they know tug language
wackywoohoopizzaman
That's... a clever twist on the joke
ChefShwasty
... I admit it, I laughed.
lordofhouselurker
And cuz your new neighbours are deaf they wont hear you cut the hole nor will they hear you when you shit through it.
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ObnoxiousComma
I can't believe they're fucking deaf. The absolute complete opposite of the hyper-hearing assholes from before.
sweetnaivety
are tey -actually- deaf or he just means they never hear anything from him at all but arent actually deaf?
sweetnaivety
they*
UnvisibleFixer
In the video he said the one of the kids were signing to their mother
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Oh sweet your new neighbours are actually deaf? You hit the musicial's jackpot.
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ladylucidity
Yes! I was hoping for a happy ending. Congrats, buddy. Wishing you all the best. :)
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Truly happy this panned out for you. :)
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drbloodbathmc
Chef, I'm glad to hear you're happy now. My first drink tonight while I play one of my favorite games goes off to you. Here's to a happy 1/2
drbloodbathmc
ending. If you're ever in the Boston area hit me up, first drink is on me.
BigBossTheMSFCommander
But you never cut that hole in the floor
The3DPrintingPolak
This is here without fucking fail and I fucking die laughing Everytime I see it
240zac
It's never too late
Duckkyy
Maybe he just shat on the floor itself. We will never know...
feckr
cut a hole in the floor and lower a cake through it for the nice neighbours
ChefShwasty
10 minutes. I think that's the longest a post has ever gone without this reference.
SquarePancake
Welcome to Imgur! :D
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TheFastpaws
Still disappointed you didn't shit in said hole.
ImAFoxButNotReally
Yeah, what did you expect? ;)
Arr0gantExp3rt7
What's the reference?
LeafRGB
In one of the older posts someone said chef should cut a hole in the floor and shit into his neighbors apartment.
NapkinBob
The comment thread you're replying to. You're going to have to read all the previous posts and their comments to get it though.
Raz0rking
neighbours underneath him. someone suggested to cut a hole in the floor and shit on them
WombatsCanKnit
Someone suggested he cut a hole in the floor and shit into the psychotic neighbor's apartment. (That was with the old neighbors.)
GPLink
When this first started, people told him repeatedly to cut a hole in the floor and shit in it.
WhyleKat
People also actually sent him a saw capable of doing the job and a bag full of actual animal shit! :)
Totallyscrewedinaustin
The mail person must have been really confused...