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Captain Marvel and Magneto
Dec 23, 2014 7:18 AM
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Lorithias
I love how she show them "naturally"
Toomuchinternet33
Step 1 for this to work without being considered creepy: Be attractive
Asrodrig
That's step one for life in general.
Jthechef
I would flash him my butt any day - I am just quite sure I would not get the same reaction doh
triggeredbyyourusername
Michael Fasbender is so much cooler than Betternot Undothatlatch
xZora
Britishname Complicated.
Toomuchinternet33
Wrong. They're both equally cool because they're classy British gents.
BiggieCheeseForStateGovernor
Not sure if Fassbender's british, think theres german heritage from that last name, and his normal accent just screams irish or something
MetaphoricalFox
Fasbender for Bond 2017!
TravDrinksBeer
fact
hiiamcam
As a 23 y.o straight male, I don't know who I'm more attracted to here...
Venum
I prefer Emily Blunt as Captain Marvel.
ibextrainer
Natalie Dormer tho...
riiight
I would pay good money to watch them have sex
kummeli
First time I see that dress go up with context.
Justinicus
*skirt
kummeli
I know, but I was too dontgiveashit to change it.
maxxra
When you look like Fassbender, you get ass thrown at you all of the time.
idavidcai
http://imgur.com/UnVEbIX
Crazycatladay92
Wait, I need to know who this is too, I followed her on tumblr for ages and lost her!!
CommanderWilliamTRiker
those are two very attractive people
Shiregirl
NO! FUCKING NATALIE DORMER GET AWAY FROM HIM! MICHAEL FASSBENDER IS MINE!!
thereare4lights
He has his ways...
thebeerbabe
SAUCE?
thereare4lights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLJZTYyimj4
KcDude
what movie is this called
maxwilder
Apparently it's "The Counselor" and Natalie only has a small role. I haven't seen it tho.
theDOCTORisalwaysright
The Counselor
redsmerf
"oh... Then you should wear shorter skirts."
TheRicM
Go on...
Todgrim
pls
allaeblafuebtehabiaunchorrito
lemme smash
Misora
Psh I love wearing stockings and garters with an ankle length skirt. Looks so modest and wholesome.
kingofshitafuckmountain
go on?
P0oPfAce
Smooooth operator...Smoooooooooth operator.
TheSteenalizer
Didn't know we had some Sade fans on imgur
timlovesraffi
Coast to coast, LA to Chicago...
majormoet
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3bHp0RcM2P0
hx50
This is pretty much the very definition of "Step 1"...
mrskeItal
No step one is cut a hole in that box
Krindi
When I was a kid I thought it was "Smooth of the red eye", figured it was about flying.
worldsbestmexican
This should be used for a lot more posts! Bravo!
Narushima
Operating correctly.
ButterfaceTaintClown
*Grabs sax*
MrPotatoThing
Read as "Grabs sex" ._.
AFineMadam
Well, now you know why it's nicknamed a sexophone.
fleXbad
I'll take it!
kingofshitafuckmountain
XD
anjilus
You guys should watch the actual video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jv8Yt-8iBo). It's so...sensual. She's beautiful too.
wambu
WTF is that dialog/no-dialog at the end of the clip?
anjilus
test dialog, unfinished reel I would suspect.
NNomas
I tried that once and now i'm on some sort of list
huanthewolfhound
About that title: Captain Marvel should probably be played by someone in their 30's. Dormer is 32, Sackhoff is 34 (which I didn't know). 1/2
huanthewolfhound
2/2 Anyone else out of the list people have been throwing around?
Mookystick
Blacktino
Michael Assbender
pags140
Looks more like Assflexo to me
theczar90
Lmfao well done my blacktino
karafrackingthrace
Waiting for someone to post the (very nsfw) gif of nude fassbender
Miss3y
He could bend my ass any day of the week.
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
well you know i'm like his twin...ish
fartbender
Damn, I should have gone with that....
WeiYanZhuo
Everything changed when the penis nation attacked
imnotokaywiththis
I like you. We'll keep you.
rayyhol
Michael Fastbendmeover
NothingButReposts
Wait your turn.
BeingSocialized
LOL take my upvote
BigisDickis
BigisDickis
xMandeRx
LY THING YOU'RE GONN -- IS OVER
BigisDickis
yeah, imgur is self cropping..*shrug*
BigisDickis
marvelboy
He's the last assbender.
FuckThisThingInParticular
Then, everything changed when the Boobienation attacked.
CyborgBarry
Earth. Fire. Ass. Water. Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world.
THISISDARIANS
Sooo...She's a ass bender instead of air bender...fart.
blamethedogforthefart
*Assvatar
CyborgBarry
**Assatar
CyborgBarry
PS- Assosaurus Rex
shinyRK9
i miss korra...
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I know this one! Directed by M. Night Shyamalan!
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
*Shyamalamadingdong
kingofshitafuckmountain
*shamamallamasama....kun
teusz16
Haha nooo he'd never make a Last Airbender movie. Right, guys? Right?
freemonk22
I know not of the movie of which you speak
MexicanSuperman072
There is no movie in Ba Sing Se.
Gnoevoet
That never happened.
FFFS
Michael Fastbangher
jeffyd23
Why is this not top comment?
Ontolodox
That cheeky bastard.
Moonadon
Short skirts are my weakness. If they are combined with stockings / garters I crumble.
FantomLightning
Straight boys are weird...
Moonadon
Whats wrong with us?
phantomnerifes
Then I found your song http://youtu.be/kFZKgf5WG0g
Teas
Like every one else.
UnspokenX
Shhh! That's the kryptonite of a LOT of men! Myself included! If word gets out about our secret weakness...!
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
My fiancée always laughs a little when I ask her to keep her stockings on during fun time. She thinks it's funny, but she does it for me.
Punk1209
Especially if worn by Natalie Dormer.
purpleseadragons
Stockings/garters are awesome, well fitting corset. Good heels, yep.
Synapses14
Me too sir, me too.
atamosk
cumble* fixt
pendragen11
Just skirts in general...
kingofshitafuckmountain
do you know how i feel about short skirts and garters i feel BONERIFIC
fleXbad
AH TRAH TO SAY GOODBAH AND AH CHOKE!
PumaStripes
This was good.
plainwhitesarah
OH MY FUCKING GOD +1 FOR THE END OF TIME TO YOU.
zsteinberg
Hahaha what an amazing post!! Can someone explain it for my friend though? He's such a fucking idiot.
Bearjamin
What a reference!
IfYouAreLookingForTheLochnessMonster
AH TRY TO WALK AWAY AND I STUMBLE!
Moonadon
It took me too long to understand this but you nearly made me spit out my tea!
XanDunn
I totally gufawed
djpattyskank
Saw this as I clicked away--came back to upvote.
TossMyAlbatross
Corsets are my thing. I can do clothing repairs so I have no apologies if I straight cut the laces to get you out of it. Eventually, anyway.
ExperimentKraj
I'm confused. You're hastily trying to get the girl...OUT of the corset? They are a PRE-sex thing for you?
heartinlandslide
I wore a corset to seduce my ex (while we were still together). When it got down to business-time, the bottom of it kept getting in the way.
ExperimentKraj
How tall are you?
heartinlandslide
5'6" and I have a long torso. The bottom of it was just pointed, so it would stab into him when I was on top. lol
TossMyAlbatross
I mean, at some point, it starts to get in the way/becomes uncomfortable. If I'm going down on a girl, I want her to be comfy.
ExperimentKraj
We have very different experiences of corset fetishism. If I'm unlacing my S.O.'s corset during sex, it's because it's time to go tighter.
TossMyAlbatross
But we agree that corsets are freaking amazing. I need to find some good underbust ones that are comfortable for my gf's breasteses.
cowboyshooter
And that's the way the cookie crumbles! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvGKCZvCUh8
thisusernameintentionallyleftblank
Fishnet stockings, garter belt, little tartan gothy skirt... HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG. Sorry, flashbacks to my time working in a goth store.
quantumpacket
ohh yes please
Rokkitgrrl
Tell that to my ex. I thought I'd surprise him one rainy afternoon. Said I looked like a cheap whore. Ensemble cost me $750.
mioelnir
Good it's the ex now. Such actions need to be cherished.
Moonadon
Tell your ex to go fuck himself and come to my house instead ;) :P
Rokkitgrrl
Eh...the less contact I have with him, the better off I am. :D
Bearjamin
Trying to imagine $750 lingerie. Photos may help. OP please deliver
Rokkitgrrl
It was also the shoes and a whole outfit. I get my unmentionables from Carine Gilson.
ExperimentKraj
What a schmuck. Glad you got rid of him, and I hope you find/have found someone who appreciates good lingerie as much as you (and I!) do.
Rokkitgrrl
Single. Probably for the best for now. ^_^
ExperimentKraj
Much respect for recognizing that. I'm abysmally poor at being single, but I've been in an open relationship for four years. Best for me.
Rokkitgrrl
Being single is agonizing. And I have some guy friends that make me heave a sign of lustful pain. But I'm better off single for now.
Majorgrunt
Your money? or his money. Because if it was your money, he is an asshole, and if it was his money, you're an asshole.
Rokkitgrrl
It was my money, but I think you're just looking for an opportunity to call someone an asshole. Reserve your judgment for self reflection.
Majorgrunt
So your ex wasn't an asshole? And yes. I'm always looking to call someone an asshole. Its easy, because a lot of people are assholes. (1)
Majorgrunt
However, I'm not so large an asshole that if my girlfriend spent even 75$ to make herself look good for me, I'd do anything but (3)
Majorgrunt
and you presume to know that I do not think of myself as an asshole, when In reality I'm quite aware of the fact that I am an asshole. (2)
Majorgrunt
love her for as long, and as skillfully as I possibly can. So if you want to believe your ex wasn't an asshole, fine by me. (fin)
quantumpacket
$750? dayum gurl
WhyIsThisAGif
Said almost every straight guy ever.
BananaNotToScale
Im pretty sure even dudely-dudes who like dudes would like this combo on their dudettes, man. #Science
ninmonkey
My weakness is a banana.
graehall
hell yes.
Styxwash
this is correct
veritasgear
Me I'm partial to leotards. Skirts don't do anything for me.
TheCraftworldIsOurHomeAndWeAreHerGuardians
Not me, for some reason. I'm more about the booty shorts or boyshorts underwear.
WhyIsThisAGif
Another very good one.
lovesonegirl
And lesbians. I can make my wife fall apart if I put on stockings and a garter. Even if she just knows I'm wearing it under a dress. Lol.
WhyIsThisAGif
+1 for mental image
ninmonkey
That sounds like a serious medical issue. In the meantime, try duct tape or super glue.
GoronsRock
Sexiest thing I've read all day +1
Frederf
You sir are a hero.
lovesonegirl
Lol. Thanks, man! ;)
ratchethatchet
I gave you +1 because that's pretty funny. I like intentional misunderstandings.
TheSpawnOfSatan
They literally said "lesbians" and "wife" yet you still think they're a dude. Ok.
Moonadon
true... but... hnggggg
WhyIsThisAGif
I agree. Hnnnng indeed.
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WhyIsThisAGif
Oh they know. They all know.
TheHappyCanadian
my thing is striped stockings, bonus points for toe-socks http://www.sockdreams.com/image_upload/product_variety_big_5270.jpg
bachterman
cartoon legs! yaay!
shalajarias
my favorite kind of socks to wear <3
BreadyStinellis
Toe socks?! The thinks 11 year olds wear? I am socked by this. I mean, good for you guys, but whoa.
Hiromagi
My brother
quantumpacket
ma brudda. look at me. i am de captain now
PizzaDogYouHaveFailedThisCity
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong jacket
uhtreduhtredson
Had to come back to upvote you!
quantumpacket
yus
kentruff
I want a girl who gets up early, I want a girl who stays up late
PizzaDogYouHaveFailedThisCity
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity/ who uses a machette to cut through red tape
JenkinsLeroyM
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity, Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
theAVdude
With fingernails that shine like justice.
JenkinsLeroyM
And a voice that is dark, like tinted glass.
IdiedoncePhoenix
yes you do
clawofthecarb
if you're also in on the anime or ecchi scene..NSFW. http://www.reddit.com/r/ZettaiRyouiki/
NormalNorman
G
SoulxAnnihilator
.
Drewbagger
Comment for later science
rustiepixels
( ^ω^ )
clawofthecarb
i earned one of your only 3 comments? I'm honored.
howjom
No I don't fap to people's drawings
smurfAccount
I created this account only to post in places and later do science!
DrVosterios
Found the MOBA player (that name)
TAHoacks
I have a feeling I should try this. If I'm not back by tomorrow, I'll be in jail, please post my bail.
CaptainHanderpants
You probably meant "please delete my internet history" but no worries. Imgur has you covered.
jsd3306
I got yer back
Ravenuser
Like...on Imgur?
TheFailMaster
I got your back on bail as long as you get someone to record it
SirSPAM
Haha 'thefailmaster' has your back... Reassuring
plsnoolives
I have a feeling you're going to be disappointed that no one ever wears these.
TittySprinklesAndClitter
I do on special occasions. And by special occasions, I mean when I'm planning on breaking my husband's dick.
FirstClassTicketToHell
I second that. It makes my ex crazy, and it's especially fun to see his face when he realizes what I'm wearing.
djrip
So... Are you single?
GBWI
your bail
IUsuallyExpectTheSpanishInquisition
To get away with this line you must be at least thiiiiiiis good looking.
jsd3306
Step 1.
iamthisguy247
Or you might be getting laid!! No but seriously we'll work on that bail.
stevetehpirate
Christian... Bale?
ayegill
my bail
SocietyOfSensation
If you are not already a dad I'm happy to inform you that you passed the test and are ready to join dadhood
idontknowyoufromadam
Well done.
LimitDoesNotExist
Ha! I was expecting this comment.
ayegill
It's not the most original thing I've ever done, no
TubbzMcgee
Saucey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNVFopf5iCY
Yodaloid
Commenting for later
AetherMcLoud
I should watch this movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSFRK8A5S4Y
grimwyrd
Natalie is so sexy in this... that it makes my teeth ache and my toes clench.
mountainofpuppies
teeth aching cos of the increased blood pressure in your gums..
blyp
So confused
johnsou
Delicious
playingpossum
That was a whole lotta nonsense.
jarrettbrown
That was hotter than any thing I've seen in a long time.
Bryfjes
that ending threw me of
AmericanAirlines
Wat
isaaclw
So just to clarify, it wasn't just me... at the end they were talking without moving their mouth, then it sounded like police radio audio
AmericanAirlines
Yes. All of my wat
sooner518
that scene makes about as much sense as that ridiculous movie did. save your 2 hours
eetsumkaus
holy shit, Natalie Dormer is really hot with an American accent...
notgarrettcaver
I think Natalie Dormer would be hot with literally any accent.
eetsumkaus
Fa dollah sucky sucky? ten dollah me love you long time?
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
what about tree fiddy ?
notgarrettcaver
I'd still hit it.
Scutterbotch
0:37 is she doing what i think she's doing?
imredheaded
I think so, a part of me got very happy
IgnazWrobel
yes
Scutterbotch
hgggnnnn
Forky7
What is she doing
sharpstewie
I am not totally sure, but I think she's pushing against the table with her nether regions because she wants the Assbender.
ThinkFurther
leaning against the table?
WheezingAppleWannaBe
Huh? so much Huh
SarcasticComment
what show is this?
EWJim
The counselor.
SarcasticComment
it has horrible ratings. Not even Natalie Dormer can get me to watch. Thanks for the info though.
mmsahler
WOL (wat out loud)
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
My friends way of seeing boobs from strangers at bars: "I bet you have like big peperoni nipples" they're so insistent on proving him wrong
timemac
You're friend should right a book
Dietzen
I can't at all imagine this at all works.. unless your friend is Pimperpinkin Bumbercump?
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
Drunk chicks can get pretty argumentative! (Plus women are never wrong!)
Dietzen
I must adapt this foreign technique and use it to the fullest capacity! :P
VakariansFemshep
Unless you really have big pepperoni nipples *sobs quietly in corner*
IDoAllMyOwnStunts
+1
?1
GlassofSake
Is this seriously a thing people worry about? Nipples is nipples, and nipples are good.
rickeyspanish
I love big pepperoni nipples. Can you show me, just purely for clinical reasons?
VakariansFemshep
I did not expect this to happen
Heathen92
Well? Can you?
VakariansFemshep
http://replygif.net/221
raptormax9585
She's not playing captain marvel....is she?
cotopaxi
Well considering Carol is as bland a pair of white socks and they need a captivating actress to carry that movie, she should.
BestNameEverOfAllTime
No one knows. Could be anyone.
chaseNC
The movie isn't till 2018. They haven't signed anybody and it will be a while before they do.
ChiefHoui
She has marveled my captain
5MoreMinutesPlease
Probably not. But, it's a popular theory right now. Just trying something different.
MANfromNOPESVILLE
God I hope not
StarrryNight
She should make an appearance.. ON MUH PEENIS
HappinessIsaColdPint
Marvel: Agents of Shield SPOILERS ahead, you have been warned:
HappinessIsaColdPint
PLEASE disregard the above comment thread. I have hence been informed I was mistaken.
HappinessIsaColdPint
I'm pretty sure that the character Skye (Played by Chloe Bennet) is going to be Ms. Marvel (Not to be confused with Cpt. Marvel). 1/?
MrMcCrunch
No Skye is Daisy Johnson. Quake. End of story. They are probably going to make her inhuman as tat was terrigen gas
HappinessIsaColdPint
Ah that makes a lot more sense. The story seemed to play the obelisk off as a Kree Stone. I forgot about Terrigen Mist.
HappinessIsaColdPint
This past season finale she was in a blast caused by a Kree Stone (How Ms. Marvel got powers) which is supposed to give her powers. 2/?
HappinessIsaColdPint
And given how AoS is supposed to be canon, she will likely be cast as the same character for film. Unless they don't think she's fit for it.
RegalGoat
Oooh. That could be interesting. I kinda gave up watching AoS a long time ago, so I didn't know about this until now.
iammark
False. She is Daisy Johnson. Her father called her Daisy. Daisy is Quake, an Inhuman.
reediculous84
I thought Captain Marvel was a dude
killerpolarbear
There's Miss Marvel (the one we're talking about), DC's Captain Marvel, Mar-Vel (a marvel superhero that's a dude), and like 5 others.
FlatPlutoSociety
There have been several incarnations of Captain Marvel. The current one is a woman (she was original Miss Marvel).
InfinityPesos
TIME TO DROP KNOWLEDGE. The current Captain Marvel in MARVEL is Carol Danvers, the previous one, Mar-Vell, has been gone for years~
Lethous
Dc version
RegalGoat
Also Mar-Vell and the other Kree versions of Captain Marvel in Marvel.
1sorrycanadian
I think Natalie dormer was considered for the role but I think marvel is going with either Katee Sackhoff or Emily blunt
AllTheUserNamesAreAlreadyTaken
Please, god, no Katee Sackhoff. She was so bad in BSG that she made the show unwatchable for me. I don't get what people see in her.
BestNameEverOfAllTime
Honestly, no one knows nothing. It could be anyone.
MauricioGuaura
Also http://whoandwhom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hot-Katheryn-Winnick.jpg
FlatPlutoSociety
I'll bet it ends up being someone we're not familiar with now. They'll want someone who's in her 30s by the end of the (presumed) trilogy.
MauricioGuaura
Hopefully not Katee or Natalie, they don't look like Carol at all. Neither does Emily but...come on, it's Emily Blunt!
marvelboy
But... Yvonne Strahovski... In an interview she said she's not allowed to talk about it. So that must mean they mustve mentioned it.
xRatchet
I can see her playing that.
leafspring
Well, I for one am happy with any of those four choices. I do feel like Emily Blunt would fit best, though.
marvelboy
I think they'll go with her because she's the most famous and was supposed to be Black Widow. Unless she plays Spiderwoman as per 1 rumour
genesic
She's actually already been in a bit role in the first Captain America movie (the nurse who hits on Cap), so it seems unlikely.
Aerisot
They also never say her name in it, it could be her somehow, since she was in the military.
Duraxis
One of the dancing girls in cap one was Star lords mum. I doubt that they're the same character however
redderpanda
But what if she was? Could you *imagiiinnnee*??
redderpanda
Oops, apparently asterisks don't italicize here, got mixed up with reddit.
genesic
But then again, that never stopped Doctor Who, so who knows?
aselfdefeatingattitude
Then again Chris Evans has been a character in like 5 different comic book movies.
MauricioGuaura
Not the same. Those 5 comic book characters weren't on the same universe.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Uhh, dude, everything's in the same universe. We're all in the same universe.
MauricioGuaura
...No.
wolfy050
Yeah it is. F4 and Cap are both Marvel
MauricioGuaura
F4 is owned by Fox, you doof.
creepyboyNG
In the comics but not in the movieverse. Fox owns FF and Captain America is owned by Marvel Studios.
FluffyMan93
Fantastic Four, Captain America, and The Losers
FlatPlutoSociety
I really like the Fantastic Four comics. It's a real shame they never made any FF movies.
DarwinGreen5
yeah, now that I think about it. That, or my mind is forcibly blanking out something...
DarwinGreen5
and Scott Pilgrim. the Skater ex.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Scott Pilgrim and I'm sure there's one more. Has to be!
genesic
Push, with Dakota Fanning. They're not MCU movies though.
FluffyMan93
They made a comic prequel to the movie Push in which he has super powers so that may be what your thinking of.
EddieWinder
What is this from
Favri
Wall-E
EddieWinder
Why didn't i stay after the credits
3toedsloth
I will now have to watch 18 different movies to find the correct answer. Thanks guys.
TittySprinklesAndClitter
It's not in the movie. Short film/promo related to movie The Counselor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jv8Yt-8iBo
3toedsloth
Thank you, kind stranger!
TittySprinklesAndClitter
You're welcome, also kind stranger!
IcyhotFeelsNice
Ernest goes to Prison
BeetlejuiceTheFirst
not Game of Thrones
Starwaster
It's Game of Thrones.
EddieWinder
It's The Counselor for anyone confused
usernamenolongeravailable8
Darude- Sandstorm
raggingmuppet
Battlefield Earth
leggos84
12 Years a Slave
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Darude - Sandstorm music video
findlesticks
Natalie Dormer Naked: The Musical
StarvingGarbage
In the Name of the King: Dungeon Siege
WhyIsThisAGif
Tumblr
WhyIsThisAGif
Fuck you down voter. I'm serious. I saw it on tumblr on a science blog.
thingssomeonesays
The Land Before Time
MrBoh
Airbud
ChristiaanSorensen
The Interview....in theaters on Xmas Day!!
MikePole
All your bloody responses are funny to a point though I still have no idea what this is from.
raggingmuppet
Seabiscuit
flyingeddies
It's from a promo for The Counselor. It's not actually in the film though.
Asdalt
There's a comment with a link to the actual scene. You should know by now.
bulldogmurph
Blade 2 Electric Boogaloo.
surfersailorsomebody
truly classic film
fartharder
Star Wars
waston22
Water World
Fightheader
Lawrence of arabia
juicyJ7
"the trick, Mr. Potter, is not minding that it hurts"
immagonnatickleyourpicklesooooogooooood
You mean Lawrence of A Labia?
KrisKringlez
Cars 2
thisgoesto11
Well played. :)
globalstorm
Kerchow!
magphoenix
loled
HamRoll
That's on tv right now...
FFFS
Class. You have it.
ArniePye
Bahahaa
lookatmeimthecaptainnow
whyismynoseexploding
I'm an hour in and still haven't gotten to this scene. Are you sure it's Cars 2?!
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whyismynoseexploding
So I watched the whole film, but must have missed it. This time I'll definitely find it.
jenw
Oh man, I must have missed this part.
KrisKringlez
It's after all the end credits have played
FunkyPanda
I missed all parts
jenw
Dat ass!
RadionicPsychotronic
It's a personal vignette about Bennie the Beamer.
SeanGecko
From the Short film not actual movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jv8Yt-8iBo
QUODEZ
MUAHAHA flagged on youtube >:3
mowerguy
You monster!
AlteR11121
They sound so damn awkward.
Repano
Hehe
DagothWit
God damn those american accents are awful.
DontBlameMeIVotedForKodos
yessss so bad
NotThatThereIsAnythingWrongWithThat
Yes
McKavian
thank you for a real link. +1.
0101000001000101010011100100100101010011
A real link?!?! What the fuck is this.
MikenSan
And here I was thinking only japanese women did the corners of desks thing..
bergstrom
Im so lost right now, can someone plz explain the plot of this?
CherubCow
Ridley Scott and his brother shot this short film to work out details for the movie "The Counselor" — it's just a way to plan tone/character
MiguelLemos
i dont even know man
ArchAngelSamael
The Counselor (2013)
amishpornstar
Agree with @Glowstickjedi, fucking awful. watched it on a plane, assumed i missed something, watched again and was unclear why i did. avoid
GlowstickJedi
A don't bother watching it, it's turrible.
arghnard
trbl
ArmChairCommentator
Even with Natalie Dormer in it?
ArniePye
I really liked it
iamthisguy247
Its funny everytime this gets posted someone says this. It must really be bad.
GlowstickJedi
I watched it because it was mentioned last time this was posted and someone said it was bad. I didn't believe them. I should have.
BestNameEverOfAllTime
It's not that bad when you think about it later. When you watch it though, it's pretty wtf.
eetsumkaus
seriously, I don't get how that many big name stars looked at the script and were like "ok, I'll do this"
TittySprinklesAndClitter
I started watching it because I saw how many big name actors were in it. Spent the whole time thinking, "Does this get better somewhere?!"
Thorandril
uhhhh sorry pulitzer prize not nobel, whoopsie. Also he wrote no country for old men.
Thorandril
cormac mccarthy's first screenplay, since he won the nobel prize for literature with the road i assume they had cause to think it'd succeed.
eetsumkaus
thank you. That makes it a lot better. I assume it was just a sketch when they signed on...
Beefheart808
He’s never won the nobel prize and never will. He won the Pulitzer and The James Tait Black awards. His final two novels are complete nonsense from start to finish.
marvelboy
Is that the one with Cameron Diaz on the windshield?
amishpornstar
she fucked the yellow Ferrari.