Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

Jan 31, 2017 8:51 PM

Janthomasz

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Me IRL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But wait, dr drake ramoray ??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 Best title I've seen today

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She batshit cray cray

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dust. Wind. DUDE!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her facial expressions are adorable, but seriously this speech was fucking passionate. It was amazing to watcg.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thursday is the mention of her shoplifting arrest at Sax 5th Ave.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh look an actress that's expressive during passionate speeches. She must be doing the drugs!!!! /s

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tripping balls !

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's cute.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmfao L M F A O

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wino Forever <3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's got such amazing facial expressions! She should really give acting a try!!!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look like she tryna take a dump!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to me it looks like she's not for some reason really hearing what he says

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is still hot. But now she is confirmed crazy/hot.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

you know what they say about sticking it in crazy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make sure she doesn't have your phone number or address first? HAha. In my experience, crazy is crazy... but also FUN (briefly).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think she's fucking brilliant

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sigh**unzips*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hell she was having fun who cares. It is weird how Matthew bodine is clutching your shoulders like "bitch straighten yo ass up"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that drugs or mental illness?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apparently, you're allowed to drink at the SAG Awards.

9 years ago | Likes 679 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 1, 2017 8:54 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

They use LEDs for televisions these days

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meant LSD.........

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What else would you do at a 4 hour event you can't even really talk during?

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I go to a lot of televised award shows. Your glass is magically full all night. Less crowd shots happen at the end cuz everyone's wasted

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

thats not alcohol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drink acid you mean

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You... understood alcohol?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

ALLOWED??? Lofl. While I haven't been to quite this level of award shows I have done some big ones. It's a fucking fountain of alkeehawl

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

Srsly. Open bars usually.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Even worse: table service for wine and champagne.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I had to sit through an echo chamber of liberal bullshit to keep networking for my career, I'd be a little or a lot drunk, too.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 27

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Be careful kid, you'll cut yourself with how edgy this comment is.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Speaking of edgy...

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9 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 0

"I con't wait."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

This is the real reason doctor strange crashed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Stealing this forever. Amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Angora?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more jpeg

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Go away"?

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

"It's not water"?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Aloha"?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I wonder what she's on

9 years ago | Likes 401 Dislikes 9

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If it's not me, I don't care.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The stage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't know but i need to get in touch with her dealer.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Substance D

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just looks like she's in the happy, fun stage of drunk!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Life, man, she's high on life.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Money

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

alcohol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

probably some benzos a lot of booze.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And being surprised by a political diatribe as a thank you speech

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eggos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some good shit apparently

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Lsd

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Seems like an unusual time to drop

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trey Parker and Matt stone did it...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's kinda my point, THEY did it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think her parents hung out with timothy leary. Supposedly, she was brought up by beatnicks... So dropping acid isnt that unlikely

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Life, money and attention?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She could just be.... annoying.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe as an actor she's just good as expressing her emotion

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 17

Well, she's nailing 'being high'. She should get an award for it

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Have you watched the gif? Would you call that good acting?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Did you read my comment? Did I say acting?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You implied it by saying as an actor she's good at expressing her emotions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miming is a form of acting

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I'm really drunk this is sort of what I do when I'm pretending to soberly understand an intense conversation. Too much free champagne?

9 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 1

I think you need to watch it again

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an alcoholic and I agree... this is how I pretend to be sober. Pretending to react to everything someone says.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Oh shit. That really is a thing that happens...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Phonics, she's hooked on it

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

No man, my parents put me through that shit and I don't do that bug-eyed gawking in public... Well, unless I'm trying to be embarrassing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's probably on adderal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

that's why she has to steal to feed her addiction

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hooookud on paHOnIKEs woorrked for meh. MEH

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Okay, CUT!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She's adorable man.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's one of my all time favorite stand ups

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which standup is this? I need it in my life

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beetle juice

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Beetle juice?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think so, pal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Betelguise

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Betelgeuse

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks fam

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Camera

9 years ago | Likes 692 Dislikes 4

Well, you're not wrong.

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9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Well,

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9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, you're not wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The best.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey-oh!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, you're not wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Username checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Literally this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Camera is one hell of a drug!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Camera is one hell of a drug!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Camera.... Not even once.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That shit can mess you up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1