Don’t worry about opening the door Karen

Feb 16, 2019 11:58 PM

anlyin

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Cats are all at least 12% silly putty, some are as much as 25%.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow! Great. Somebody said that "cat is a kind of liquid". Do you agree with me?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Omg! Contortionist cat!❤️??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find it very satisfying watching a cat being inelegant.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep seen cats and mice do this, they're like boneless chicken breasts.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

give her a reward https://lazyop.com/cat-face-massager/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cat nip is a hell of a drug

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats are a liquid state.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's always Karen, isn't it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I fits I go through

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then there's my dog who "can't" get his toy if it's in the corner of the room

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now teach them to eat jewelry.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would have been priceless if after getting in, it rushed the camera person.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Do they panic while attempting?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats are liquid is right.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me extremely anxious.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Further proof cats are liquid in form.

7 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 1

Open and shut case, Johnson. Now sprinkle some catnip on him and lets get out of here.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 2

Such a majestic purebread creature

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HELP IT'S CHASING ME

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That moment of panic when you realize you can't back away from the bread madness, will always make me chuckle.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I love how every time they NEVER try to actively take it off their heads, it’s just back up or nothing

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can someone reverse please?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the head fits, they fits.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: If an animal's head fits through a hole, it can get the rest of its body through. A cat can generally fit through a 3" opening.

7 years ago | Likes 243 Dislikes 34

Fun Fact: The above statement is obviously discovered as false by the slightest application of critical thinking.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Mice can fit through anything that you can fit a pencil into.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Octopii are the champions of fitting through tiny holes

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And your penis

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: a banana is made up of 74% water

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a dumbass sentence.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Generally only true for animals whose skeletons have free floating clavicals, such as cats, but not humans.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Under this logic...my penis is a cat.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Paige no!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understood this reference

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only cats and squishy animals

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

bröther, not all cats can lol

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They also don't have a collar bone which helps

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My penis?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rhino?

7 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

Big Critters, not so much. More like dogs, cats, squirrels, trash pandas...

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Actually no. It depends on the animal's weight just like ANY other animal. Example, if the cat is fat it won't fit. Stop making things up...

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

So if the animal is of healthy weight for its size it should be true. Got it. /s

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spiders?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Turtle?

7 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 2

But of course!

7 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

This made my day

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YES

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

So many people upvote this. It's incredible how desperate people are to follow. It's just plainly ridiculous, this claim.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Think of all the big African animals, giraffe, elephant, hypo, but even a cow or a goat or whatever, it's completely ridiculous.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*Kodiak Bear casually slides into your house through the doggydoor*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doesnt make it any less weird and mind breaking

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't seem to work for cows

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: cats are a liquid

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Cats maybe. Pretty sure most animals this does not apply to. Humans for instance.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Human?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Human?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incorrect. CATS can do that, because they don't have a true collarbone like most other mammals. It's also why you should never 1/

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

walk a cat using a regular collar; they WILL choke on it, as the lack of a collarbone means nothing's protecting their throats either. 2/

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Attach the leash to a proper harness. 3/

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Giraffe?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: Saying fun fact before your sentence can get tons of gullible people to believe you. A fat cat wont fit no matter their head size.

7 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 3

Fun Fact: Facts are fun.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It'll fit unless it's fat

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Except for that poor cat on the front page that has to have the fire department get its head out of the pipe

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

And then someone reverses it and the firemen put it back

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Not humans. Trust me.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

You shouldn't be trying to fit a cat into ANY of your openings!

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Mr Garrison!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe you are confusing cats and rats. Rats have no hard bones, their skeleton in made of cartilage.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Rats have normal skeletons just like we do.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I believe you are confusing rats with sharks.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As people often do. I guess?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0