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Mar 26, 2017 1:14 AM
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HenryandHarbinger
I really need that peas story to be true.
NballardPDX
Why Ronaldo?
HotSpoon
I've slept with the amount of women as the number of assassinated U.S. presidents. In other words, far less than twelve!
Thotsauce12
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iplacedots
#10 or the moon is a slut...
GratuitousMastication
The Great Book should include the largest airguitar collect
GodApollo
TIL the moon is a slut
Fedrelandet
#2 Well it wasn't really about the slaves
ben9105
That last one hits close to home.
vonmoony
#4 after she's been ran through the spooge wash all winter
Catitapillar
#1 misogyny at it's finest.
JWT07
That last one, haha and you people think you know about edge :p
kittythekat
So...Are we going to talk about Monika Boronica?
NaughtyJalapeno
Last pic computer doesn't have a CD rom drive
theaecy
In days of yore there were these magical devices called CD players. They played music. From CDs! Imagine that!
NaughtyJalapeno
Well I didn't know we were making assumptions about things not shown in the picture.
MyFavoritesAreNice
#1 Remember when [Controversial Humor] Cell was a thing on facebook, Pepperidge Farms remembers.
DrCortex
I don't get the Ronaldo pic, was it a gif ?
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
TwoForFlinching
What is going on with the fat Asian's neck?
BlondePandaMonium
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SendMeThingsOthersHaveSentYou
Video for #46 ?
jwasyl
The moon one just sounds like a really optimistic way of saying "more people have been to the moon than want to sleep with you"
Beepity
But what if there's overlap. Asking for a friend.
CrazyCarretta
#8 I don't get all the raisin hate....
Danktastic
In Latin, the word raisin literally translates to "grape that has suffered"
MarkItZero000
Raisinets are delicious!! Fight me!!!
OneHundredPercentDone
I have a huge Costco jar of them next to my computer.
aselleus
Enjoy snacking on the dead and shriveled corpses of grapes
BirdDogFunk
I love chocolate covered raisins. They defy all laws of food but I still love em.
LCPLunderground
Wrong
TheLastZombieCat
I'm about to go to sleep and the picture of the man saying "Let me in your house" is going to give me nightmares. Thanks...
TheLastZombieCat
#26 if anyone is wondering or lazy
kibateo
What's wrong with folding clothes in quaters? what's the clothes folding meta that i'm missing out on?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Beats me. Any clothes I don't have to fold are fine in my book.
ActualCannibalShia
#3 TBF you'd have to be awfully close to be able to finish each others' diarrhea. That's like an Elliot/E.T. connection.
NZSheeps
I was thinking Human Centipede
SpecimenSpiff
I considered laughing at that one!
mynamesbryson
The first guy is an absolutely unfunny, cringy neckbeard.
ROCKANDROLLMCDONALDS
He is that guy that ran the cell facebook page right? He was the very definition of neckbeard.
Lavatoryman
As in cell from dbz?
ROCKANDROLLMCDONALDS
Yup
Mxlespxles
theromen111
Mxlespxles
tadhgmce21101
It's how deep her cunt is
Mxlespxles
YourenotgonnalikewhatIsay
It looks like dick and balls, Gary.
Mxlespxles
CrimeBrulee
You'd remember if it was your turn to use the brain.
Aussieausti
[Doesn't remember when it is my turn to use the brain]
Ruyven
(Can't think of witty response because it's not my turn to use the brain)
Mxlespxles
bmrolfLord
Hence my greatest -1 so far
pirate4lifes
That looks like snow
TheInternetNeedsMoreCats
That's one of my questions
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
Well I guess I'm more exclusive than the moon cause that number is 0.
Roroer
Then again so is mars and we wanna colonize that one day
terithian
Someone needs to contact NASA to launch a mission into your pants.
javatech
How about robotic/electrical devices? You could be Mars instead.
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Whats with the snowy picture? Am I missing something?
Marko906
Samesies
OliverKlozoff1269
Op accidentally added a personal pic in the meme dump?
pogba610
Yup
wherestheboof
I dunno but I like the mystery. It makes me feel alive.
SanKa13
Is criatiano ronaldo's pic also a personal pic? Maybe from OP's fap folder?
EitherImRightOrYoureWrong
Filling the pic dump like when you use size 13 font instead of 12 point font on a school paper.
terryr
It was taken in the summertime.
wereSOlittle
I think its the slight indents that could be foot print coming from the neighbors house
theboiledpeanuts
There's a pole in between the tire tracks
tyronetyrone
The other snow pic!
Deathsagaxx
the house across the street is perfectly fine, while the person inside the house taking the picture has snow up to the window.
Deathsagaxx
but to be honest I'm probably wrong and haven't a clue
HeadOfProfessorDowell
That was a quality guess though. Only odd thing about the pic I can see, and that only after you pointed it out. Sherlock /u/deathsagaxx
terryr
Optical illusion. You can see the tops of the plants sticking out of the snow.
Deathsagaxx
yeah that was what I was thinking, since I can see the grass poking out, but then I thought, what if they haven't mowed in a year?