Weird things found in Thrift Stores Dump

Jan 9, 2021 5:17 PM

Who asked for this?

A rare bust of an ancient meme

To keep your feet warm while you wait to see how much you’ve gained

Oh THIS.. I don’t like this

Pretty sure I saw this guy during one of my trips

Cmon man, wear a mask man

This fruit of the loom is spoiled ?

Well the turns have tabled

Just mark them as free and put em outside

The Ninja Turtles lesser known and less cool cousin

The game with dire consequences

Oh.. my god

Salt and pepper shakers: pervy old man and unsavoury giraffe

Ok Carol

Beautiful

But what about if it’s a smooth Jazz attack?

Why..why is it a mouse tho?

Definitely cursed

Ya who? ?

This thicc Shakespeare looking puppet..

Because you couldn’t remember your lock combo Timmy. God helps those who help themselves

Shake to find out if your sins are forgiven

Farmyard seance

#12 fuuuuuck I'd buy that for sure

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My MIL non-ironically has the chicken/peck plaque in her kitchen.

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Me walking in with my "I heart to fart" tightly whities and tiger platforms, wielding pink jesus.

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I had a table I wanted to get rid of, good shape. I put a free sign on it and it sat for 3 days. I changed free to 5$ and it was stolen

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#23 "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."

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Those shoes are very popular with cougars.

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I kept trying to find the Obvious plant logo

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Okay but I kind of want that mug with the mouse tho...

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I'd buy the farmyard seance, and goth it up a bit once it gets home.

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Thrift stores can be the most chaotic neutral places at times

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#4 My nanna used to buy me these for birthdays and xmas and they terrified me. I used to brush their fur and keep them clean so they 1/2

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Wouldn't hurt me. My dad built a wrap around shelf in my bedroom foe them. They would stare down at me whilst I tried to sleep.

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Somehow I can't see Rosie ODonnell as an action figure.

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Are my sins forgiven? “Ask again later.”

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Later: "My sources say no".

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People who would buy underwear at thrift stores need to be put on some sort of list

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I want that mug damnit

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That forever alone bust is going to be discovered by archeologists someday in the meme temple

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#4 Imagine this staring at you when you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

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There was a time when the market was flooded with these for some Godforsaken reason. They scare me in a very primal way.

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Would that be better or worse than #7?

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#8 No lie we had this picture in our garage when I was growing up. Major blast from the past.

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It was a popular "picture from the Internet" too in the '90s shared on countless floppy disks.

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After very brief googling these are the best i could find

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#3 All the drippings from nekked genitalia, dead skin from the bottom of feet, and moisture in general. 0.o

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Your genitalia drips? Might want to see a doctor.

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Don't low-ball me, I know what I have.

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I remember seeing the Rosie O'Donnell doll as a kid and really wanting it! I had no idea who she was but I liked that she looked different.

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I remember that doll too along with the Dennis Rodman in Spencer's Spencer's gifts.

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I liked the Marie Osmond doll i had because she was actually brunette like me. Too many blonde Barbies at the time

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That Jesus magic 8 ball is a must have for my bingo playing grandparents.

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Y'all all need Jesus... I'll see myself out

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I want it myself! Love a bit of kitsch Jesus

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'Made in China'

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I know a guy with one of these. He keeps it in with his bowling stuff for some reason.

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I mean where else would you keep it

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I thought #12 was common knowledge at this point

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I thought it was Wesley Snipes from "To Wong Foo, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar."

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Is it weird i want it?

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Me too!

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No way, that's a piece of history!

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Ah, facebook's weird secondhand finds group. You know the toss salad book is photoshopped, right?

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Just coming to mention the group. Been apart of it for awhile now and it never disappoints. Miss going to the thrift stores.

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Yarp

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I can smell it all from here

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Mothballs

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a little attic with a hint of old lady perfume and really old wet cardboard.

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You really hit that on the nose.

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Musk, dust, and slight old stale urine smell.

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hahahaha

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#17 it's in a similar style to Beatrix Potter, even has a similar font. Very popular in the 80s

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Artist appears to be Wallace Tripp. No joke, I now want this mug.

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https://www.ebay.ca/itm/-/283963887793 . . . I mean, maybe not for $50 CAD after shipping, but. . .

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I just looked on UK eBay to see if I could help, but every Tripp item is coming from the US. Sorry amigo

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I found a Collector's Edition VHS box set of the movie Fargo, complete with a woodchipper scene snow globe

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I got that new when it came out and kept it pristine in the box until my wife found it and opened it because she wanted to play with it.

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I completely remember seeing this in Walmart when it was new

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Ha! I actually have that!

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I have one that came from a Fargo, ND Blockbuster.

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that is so horrifying wow

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That’s gold. Tell me you bought it?

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2 bucks!

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Omg I forgot about this! I gave this to my dad for Christmas like 20+ years ago now. Wow

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But what did he do with it?

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He had it on his office desk forever. He’s a dr... unclear how it made patients react

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