May 21, 2016 9:03 PM
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Thoughts? more ideas?
SerpentQueen
My dad just goes "sorry, but I was in the middle of watching TV" and then he shuts the door
CommanderShepherd
Do people actually still do this? Like door-to-door salesmen of faith?
JaneSable
Or, y'know, you could not be a jerk?
d11or10
Don't answer the door
iguessihaveto
Answer the door nude.
CreepyDouche
Not be a dildo and say "No thanks", then close the door.
WScarlet
@OP "Sorry, your parents probably warned you about me. I'm a Satanist. Can I offer you some fruit punch?"
Upon departure, as though you were saying "God bless you!" say "Hail Satan!"
SerpentQueen
My dad just goes "sorry, but I was in the middle of watching TV" and then he shuts the door
CommanderShepherd
Do people actually still do this? Like door-to-door salesmen of faith?
JaneSable
Or, y'know, you could not be a jerk?
d11or10
Don't answer the door
iguessihaveto
Answer the door nude.
CreepyDouche
Not be a dildo and say "No thanks", then close the door.
WScarlet
@OP "Sorry, your parents probably warned you about me. I'm a Satanist. Can I offer you some fruit punch?"
WScarlet
Upon departure, as though you were saying "God bless you!" say "Hail Satan!"