Mom asked how work was going so I sent her this

Apr 18, 2019 6:22 PM

joancallamezo

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7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I guess you get screwed over by co-workers?

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: OP is the girl on camera...

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

“That not my son!!” -mom probably

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Stop dicking around and get back to work ?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I just love the comments to this post

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He looks like a completely normal dude. Then I Googled him and felt instantly inadequate.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why is the plumber/cable installer wearing a suit?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could watch him go at it all day!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She seems nice

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Feeling cute might film over a naked guy's shoulder later, I don't know"

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

STUNT COCK!!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That chick looks legit pissed. Wonder what's up her ass...

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

"That's not my son"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is like she just found out she is about to get screwed or something.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

find out next month

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I wonder how much money they make

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's ponhub?

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

pron hub? What the fuck is that

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ponhub

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Ponhub? This a brony porn site?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just went to pornhub to figure out who this guy is and there’s some weird Bee Movie-esque shit going on

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They are showing short videos of foraging bees narrated by pornstars and donating to bee saving charities for each view.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Anybody else zoom in?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jordie is one of the few male pornstars i like. Im a young man, i want to see a young looking guy, not a steroid abuser or bald DILF.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Jordie?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Jordi looks like he just became 18

7 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 5

He also learned English. Impressive progress I must say

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Okay just looked it up, he is 24 years old, in case someone is wondering

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

You're off the hook, It's just Ponhub.

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

This isn't your first go round.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

El Caballo!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does pornhub go on tour or something what's that shirt?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's a list of all the titties he's seen. Gotta keep track.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

its the porn categories that have.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to know too... for reasons

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The expressions this guy can pull

7 years ago | Likes 387 Dislikes 7

I need a name for...uhh...a friend

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Jordi.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And this guy’s name is?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Jordi.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Albert Einstein

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Huh, must be an early pic.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Robert Paulson

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

John Cena

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jordi El Niño Polla

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You’re the fluffer for the dude huh?

7 years ago | Likes 3060 Dislikes 41

Myth

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"somebody fluff Dave. He's got a weird... windsock thing goin' on."

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah just the fluffer for the boom mike operator.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

$20 is $20

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

That makes a new description for Fluffer Nutter!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He could fluff me anytime

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

He’s the fluffer for the fluffer.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those lips ain't just for talkin'

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Photo taken mid fluff

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Show business is full of cocksuckers

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its honest work

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

Nah, that face says lube swamper not fluffer.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Lube swamper?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The only tool he uses is a mop.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obligatory "Absolutely Barbaic" meme

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Highly unoriginal!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I recommend hot sauce.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Would they even need a fluffer for the women?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Hahahahhaahahahahahaa

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I bet your wife is REALLY happy.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Nah, he's the guy that's going to play the boyfriend that watches his girlfriend go black.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

... can someone educate me? Who's a "fluffer"?

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

A fluffer is a function whose purpose is to sexually arouse the participant of a pornographic film before they past to the act.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The google would well educate you on the term, but short answer is the fluffer get's the guy's lower force ready for viewing.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Fluffer is an antiquated term as the invention of viagra has rendered their position obsolete.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

He could be "free-lancing".

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But still enjoyable

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ha! Fluffer! For the dude! That must mean he's gay! Oh man, you're good you!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dream job

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gettin' jizzy with it

7 years ago | Likes 433 Dislikes 4

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if you are doing it right

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is really a fair point

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'right' is relative and/or preferential too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk if some people here don't watch porn, but that kid is actually the porn star in all the mom/son stuff. Tiny body, big winky.

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

He's cute af, but too bad he's in straight porn :( what's his name?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Jordi "El niño polla".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cock Boy George

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehehe, winky

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I watch lots of porn, but only gay porn..

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hope you say “no homo” afterwards. Otherwise you yourself might be gay

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I am and it's not a bad thing.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im just joshing bro

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard that his mom is also there

7 years ago | Likes 1599 Dislikes 15

The breasts are also there.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who the hell is this? Someone famous?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Somebody call Ted Cruz

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He is the go to for MILF stuff, providing you have a ton of money.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She called out sick, which is why she us checking in.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who do you think got him the job?..classic nepotism

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah, you can see her in the background!

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

His moms hot.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The mom that he sent the pic to is also on the same set as him? What?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You mean his stepmom

7 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 1

Will be stuck under a table

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or his girlfriends mom or friends mom or just some lady in her 40s

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

There are some super hot women in their 40s. Dana loesch is one

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I know. Milfs are who he uh works with. Seemingly exclusively

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Almost like he fits into a fetish category

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This guy fucks.

7 years ago | Likes 767 Dislikes 9

Car doors!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

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7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

...guys

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Like.... everybody. EVERYBODY

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m trying to figure out who he is...

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Every time I see him theres a horny milf as well

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Jordi, el niño polla

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

He's the guy that gets with any Latina, any age. Kind of reminds me of myself. Latinas are hot!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Except you dont get with any latinas of any age.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Buuuuuuurrrrnnnn ouch that’s hawt

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I told you that in confession! If you're not gonna keep my secrets, I'm gonna tell every one about the pictures you took of the alter boy!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

El niño polla

7 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

What jew talking bout Willas?! Hurricane seasons over!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its funny when people don't realize how light skinned spanish people can be.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don’t know much Spanish but doesn’t that translate as little boy chicken?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Polla" is slang for dick, similar to "cock". "Niño" is "kid", so he'd be "Dick Kid".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That translation is a little less troublesome

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Polla means cock in Spain.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yh I thought it might. So he’s little boy cock? That’s... no bueno.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think is like one of those nicknames when they call a fat guy little. Same with this guy. Quite the opposite.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0