Megatron is savage

May 1, 2024 12:21 PM

DarthPutinKGB

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Hugo Weaving was a worthy alternative for Frank Welker, but this guy would be good too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Destruction: 100

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

I would have made a Pamela Anderson reference vis-à-vis the tattoo, but I don't think they would have gotten it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF is that hairdo?? is he... inbred...?? :/

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like Thrall

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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So, is there someone inside Megatron?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm with Megatron on this one. I cannot take a man seriously if he has a man bun.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Anyone lucky enough to meet Oderus Urungus before his death, this feels very familiar

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That robot has a lot of sass for someone in ejaculating distance

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor Logan

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does he do kid parties?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He made exit Paul

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That actor is great at what he does! “Check the megamouth on Megatron!” Lol

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Megatron needs to be the new singer for gwar.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

R.I.P. Dave Brockie.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the hell, the universal studios Florida one doesn't talk shit like this

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my guess is because things would get very florida man very fast

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehhh the Florida men type don't usually find themselves at Universal. They're usually with their Disney wife at Disney.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s not symmetry…

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sadly they don't always talk. Went to Universal in Florida for a week and none of em made a sound. Was really disappointed.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Went to Disneyland earlier this year and was amazed at how often the rides were breaking down and it was generally the newer ones. Amazing effects when they worked but clearly they lose a lot of reliability the more complicated it gets.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's not the complexity that is the cause of the issues, any machine that can be built can be maintained. It is the penny pinching precluding the maintenance that is the problem.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No maintenance,that costs money

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More like Negatron, amirite? No? I understand, have a good day

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see Negatron neg some girls and try to get their numbers.

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No one ever warned me that Megatron's greatest weapon was his mouth...

2 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 0

Him and your mom has the same weapon v :)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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Been there

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you all should be blocked. stupid sexy megatrons

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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When you nut but he's still sucking

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Everything reminds me of him. lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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His mouth is the open end of the barrel when he turns into a gun

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2 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 3

His movements scare the shit out of me. I wouldn't be able to go anywhere near him. Still cool though.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Well, here I am, low key agreeing with Megatron.

2 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 0

All the best villains speak a kernel of truth.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

her vacant grin, clearly his words falling on oblivious ears

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Reasons i saved it, no selfies. Just never a good instance to post until now

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

How long has this one been loaded in the chamber waiting for a reason to pull the trigger?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't even know offhand, but yeah it was an old one.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No not you Logan! had me cracking up.

2 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 2

While it's a joke... that's kinda shitty to agree with the robot that your child is so unlikable they shouldn't be in a family pic. Ok bring on the downvotes I disagreed with the content.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 48

Even Logan knows you are either going to play along or run the fun for everybody. That, and the scene cuts, so we don't know if he didn't get a picture.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The video ends before the family walks away. Bold assumption that Logan doesn't get a picture too

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

"But my name isn't Loga-" "Shush, Logan."

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure they went into it knowing it was a roast type of thing.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He could’ve given them a pic. Instead he gave them a story. The kid is in other pics.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

If I were that kid. It would have really effected me. I also would have outwardly laughed and made it look like it didn't.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

That's personal problems you need to fix/get help for, bud. That's not normal or healthy.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ha! Guess I'll stop empathizing. I'm clearly in the wrong here...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You aren't empathizing, you're projecting how you would perceive an event onto someone else. Don't worry about the down votes friend, your heart is in the right place.
Many would have felt the same, and he almost certainly brought them into the picture after the jokes.
Not everything is bullying though. Most of us enjoy a good light-hearted burn. 😁👍

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1