Revolutionary new battle strategy

May 28, 2017 12:45 PM

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Looks like it wants some fuk

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Wafting farts at someone is always effective

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That cat is horny.

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"You're making it weird, I'm out" -Orange cat

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KITTY used tail whip!

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Cat used Tail Whip. Ginger's defence fell!

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When your girl trying to have sex but you just want to chill

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This is why Tail Whip is useless

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Ahhhh the ole butt to the face technique. Lets see how this works out for him Cotton.

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there is an anime where girls use their butts to fight other girls

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Tail whip was super effective

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-- it's SUPER AROUSED!

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And that's why a chunk of its tail is missing.

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He lost half his tail in the last attack.

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If you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em

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That one weird character in every fighting game no one plays but you can kick everyone's ass with if you learn their fighting style

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Your ass-fu is too great!

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A weapon to surpass metal gear.

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Whipwhipwhip

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ASSault.

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I feel like the other cat could be in heat, but acts way too casually about shoving his butt to the other feline. Like the cat is trying 1/2

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Maybe it's been reversed.

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To say "embrace me ever so gently my lover" and the other cat is like "Bob what are you doing, we are both male" 2/2

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Maybe he's gay

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Then the username really does matter

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Still better love story than Twilight.

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and better acting. Just saying..

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Imagine if humans still had their tails.

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We wouldn't have an evolutionary need for them. We are only given so many vertebra too.

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we wouldnt ve ablee to use them for many useful things

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* be able

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This is a cat in heat. She is "presenting." The other cat is likely a neutered male, and without testes, he has no idea what she's about.

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My dumbass had the same reaction to the two females experiencing their first kitten heat.

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I've had two male cats. Even neutered, they still sniff a butt infront of them.

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A lot of it depends on how old they were before being neutered, as far as I understand it. She could also be presenting to another female.

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Sounds like my Friday night

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my kitten just lays prone and hikes her butt in the air with her tail turned sideways. She does this to me, my mom, and both of our other

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cats. One is male, the other is female. Both are spayed/neutered. I still need to get my kitten spayed, just haven't gotten around to it.

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we do take extra care to make sure the cats don't get outside because of this but also coyotes.

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Oh I know the pain. Kitty is affectionate and wants attention. You proceed to pet, and she presents.

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