I just wanted a refill on my Sprite.

Jun 19, 2014 7:36 AM

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Lol this is actually kind of adorable XD

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She must REALLY want that sprite refill

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 8

I've never heard a food employee say top; always lid.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Who is the artist of this?

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Yeah, seriously, I want to see more of their work!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn she thirsty

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That....is correct.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whats the src?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5th time the cashier's done that today...

11 years ago | Likes 410 Dislikes 0

... and removing the lid isn't even in the new policy...

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Nested Comment of the Day

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol thats cute

11 years ago | Likes 439 Dislikes 14

*ror rots of raughs.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

rofr

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Finally, Jeff's years of purposefully toeing the line with pseudo-provocative phrasing paid off.

11 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Jeff: "What now?"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Idon'tknowIdidn'texpecttogettgisfar.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my goodness.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

As an artist, of sorts: Writing those screwy inner monologue babble-backgrounds is SO MUCH FUN! :D

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

She thirsty.

11 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 3

THOT in the picture.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a panel missing. I'm waiting.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

From tumblr: This is a true story told by southpauz who really wanted a sprite refill.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Thank you for some sauce.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably why they can no longer touch their lids anymore

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a past Wendy's employee, I can verify that this is correct

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

o.o

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Something something rape culture.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

In her defense, Sprite is awesome

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#NotAllRefills

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

She wants the D.......rink

11 years ago | Likes 156 Dislikes 7

She wants the D.... THE SUNNY D!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

To be fair... Sprite from the fountain is fairly freaking amazing

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I worked at a movie theater and got free drinks. Fountain sprite is incredible. As is fountain cherry Pepsi

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on Sprite, and I am passing the savings on to you!

11 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

wacky waving inflatable flailing straw sprite man!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm happy my comment got up this many points. I love when people get exactly what I'm talkin' about.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*garbled subspace transmission

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cool, but I don't think you would be impressed by my titties.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

don't be so humble

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never know, inverse rule 34 means there is someone out there looking for you.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

She looks like she has a smokin' bod

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That's everybody's fetish.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dat navel

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

*cough*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She wants the D........rink really bad

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Expected anti feminism, glad it was funny instead

11 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 46

Expected ant feminism. Because when you're a Queen outnumbered thousands to one it's rape culture

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

eyy bb i giv u so muc cum u mak million bbys

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

how did you expect ANTI-feminism?

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

No one expects the Spanish Anti-Feminism Movement!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He/She probably expected her to freak out and rage about feminism and then he would be like "I just meant your drink lid".

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

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11 years ago (deleted Sep 6, 2014 8:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Somewhat related: I read your user as "rapeculture" and I almost spit out my drink

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

@rapeculture

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah I'm not sure how this could have ended in anti-feminism. Like, at all.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

Girl yells at guy for sexual harassment, guy clarifies, clearly feminists just over-react to everything.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

not everything...just *most* things

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Oh, fair enough.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Man, she REALLY wants that refill!

11 years ago | Likes 5456 Dislikes 7

That's what he said.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She wants the D(rink).

11 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Or he's a cutie

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of this http://imgur.com/S1ITkGJ

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I bet he wants to fill something after seeing her take her top off.

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

That or she realizes that boobs are nothing special.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

You get out of here, and take your scurrilous lies with you!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Which explains why more girls don't show them to you. They hate being drooled on.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"Girls only show their boobs to guys who think they are nothing special." -Some dumbass on imgur

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a technical writer, good and unambiguous phrasing really does solve a lot of problems.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The thirst is real.

11 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Obey your thirst.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you want rape? because this is how rape happens...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

eh? It's just a little shirtlessness.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She accidentally into spilling all of her spaghetti.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If ya know what I mean

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LIEK SUPAR CEREALLY

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*psst* I think it's something else she wants!

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

A "refill"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The penis. She wants sexual intercourse with the penis.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

This joke was prematurely planned and ejaculated perfectly +i

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like where it's going. Let her continue.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well what are you waiting for aren't you going to refill her "sprite".

11 years ago | Likes 286 Dislikes 4

diet coke*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The refill are his penis!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

He's going to penis her vagina?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes I am:

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

(priceless)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is her sprite her vagina?

11 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 2

Obey Your Thirst.

11 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 1

thrust*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Suddenly. Mountain Dew Code Red

11 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

upvotes for all of you

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bra-fucking-vo

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

LOL

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Aptly named.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From what I can tell: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO MAYBE I SHOULD ASK HIM TO CLARIFY [something] YEAH I MUST’VE MISHEARD HIM (1/3)

11 years ago | Likes 1318 Dislikes 7

OH MY GOD I NEED HELP I AM TERRIBLE AT THIS ALTHOUGH MAYBE HE WAS JUST AYING [something else] OH JEEZE WHAT IF HE’S COMING ONTO ME(2/3)

11 years ago | Likes 867 Dislikes 6

THIS IS NOT WORTH IT I SHOULD AT LEAST GET A FULL MEAL OUT OF THIS OH JEEZE IVE NEVER EVEN BEEN KISSED BEFORE AND NOW WE’RE GOING TO DO THIS

11 years ago | Likes 875 Dislikes 4

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

" IVE NEVER EVEN BEEN KISSED BEFORE". Oh my god, so pure.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

TO ME I AM NOT READY I AM NOT READY FOR THIS COMMITMENT ASK HIM TO CLARIFY CLARIFY CLARIFY CLARIFY (4/3)

11 years ago | Likes 704 Dislikes 3

Here, have four.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I'M SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YOU ABOVE MY CLAMOROUS CLARIFICATION.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This. This is commitment. I like you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. I was curious as to what it said, but not curious enough to actually check.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cuz to hell with predicting how many posts that was gonna take.

11 years ago | Likes 545 Dislikes 2

LoL, I think you jumped a full rep tier with just these posts.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*slow clap*

11 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 2

i salute you for writing it down!!

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

And this is how you get imgur famous. *bows in reverence*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 because of 4/3

11 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

You are a beautiful human being.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is a good example of how you make your imgur status go up.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

4/3 = 1.33333... I prefer decimals. /joke

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I feel bad that this got downvoted. You deserve better. Decimals deserve better. +1

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0