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Liger ( Male Lion + Female Tiger)
Tigon (Male Tiger + Female Lion)
Jaglion (Male Jaguar + Female Lion)
Leopon (Male Leopard + Female Lion)
Savannah Cat (Domestic Cat + Serval)
Zonkey (Zebra + Donkey)
Zebroid (Zebra + Any Other Equine)
Hinny (Female Donkey + Male Horse)
Geep (Goat + Sheep)
Grolar Bear (Polar Bear + Brown Bear)
Coywolf (Coyote +Wolf)
Wholphin (Male False Killer Whale + Female Bottlenose Dolphin)
Narluga (Narwhal + Beluga)
Cama (Camel + Llama)
Mulard (Mallard + Muscovy Duck)
Dzo (Cow + Wild Yak)
Żubroń (Cow + European Bison)
Beefalo (Buffalo + Cow)
SquawkBoxIT
I lost it at Narluga
MikeTornado
What? No Giraffopotamus?
AlwaysUpvoteAvatar
Okay guys, we have the animals from the Avatar the Last Airbender universe, now we just need to get bending working.
Froth06
Look at that coywolf looking so coy
sixtyfortysoo
TIL: I want a zonkey and a geep
Voidkilla
A liger is a mixture between a lion and tiger, bred for its skills in magic
CrazyCarI
Zebroid sounds SUPER racist.
erischilde
The Geep has the best name! It sounds like the noise it should make.
BronzeLeaguePro
Oh sure, when people cross a lion and a tiger, it's okay, but when I cross mosquitoes with peregrin falcons it's a "crime against nature"!
usernameavailabletoday
This is all very wrong
RoystonVaseyBaby
I agree.
Tigermd
I seriously scrolled to the end expecting Dickbutt. Missed opportunity, OP.
Copperbrat
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
Beefalo?! Lol
MrWiggleBottom
What is "Two species than would probably not come in contact with each other if it weren't for human intervention." for $200 please, Alex.
WarDragon1984
Lions and leopards live in the same areas. Lions and tigers used to before humans nearly wiped out Asiatic lions.
Fawndler
Is it bad that I'm just imagining all those animals geting it on?
yeight874
toyi85
You come and![]()
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Great, now I've got that Narwhals song stuck in my head again.
JaredKidd
Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome
JaredKidd
Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome
StacieDoodle
They had the chance to call that Hinny a Honkey!
ThatFriendYoureAskingFor
Beefalo has an extra chromosome I think
illinspectoyopatronus
Cama cama cama cama chameleon
Copperbrat
Dazuro
Reminds me of a Nargacuga.
Tehbeefertehbeefer
Seems like the overall morphology of the hybrid tends toward the maternal specie. Also wondering why tigons and ligers look so different.
PotzBlitz
You just answered the question yourself :)
Tehbeefertehbeefer
I guess I'm just wondering why it works that way, you'd think the genetics would be the same as it's a 50/50 blend of each.
MakeItBackAlright
Weird addendum, there's no proof that humans can't produce viable offspring with other apes, just no one has checked. Except possibly Russia
dingusbowlterrace
Lol!
whyteraven74
For anyone curious just look up humanzee, yeah it's BS but hey at least it's entertaining.
dingusbowlterrace
And your mother.
SequoiaHughes
I imagine Vladimir Putin reading your comment, chuckling, and then down-voting you; he turns to his media czar & says: "This is not funny."
Flyndaran
We're MUCH closer than many other species that easily hybridize. But some very closely related animals can't so...
GoodbyeCassini
What's the determining factor? Is it number of chromosomes?
MakeItBackAlright
That and the physical composition of the chromatids, as well as quirks at the cellular level (ability for sperm to adhere to or attach) etc.
FuzzyX
Unfortunately humans wiped out our closest relatives with the aid of resource competition & disease leaving all other apes too distant.
DrEXTREME
Make giraffebear or a beraffe.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Just whay we need, bears with extended reach.
DrEXTREME
And aligators with chameleon camouflage.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
And a shark like ability to smell blood up to a mile away
DrEXTREME
I feel like we are making the best weapon to hunt sterling Archer.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Well it needs a gun as well.
MoopBread
#1 Bred for its skills in magic.
wellnoshit
burnttoast0404
It's basically my favorite animal
IamAlwaysTriggered
Context pleaaaase
WarDragon1984
A stupid-ass movie.
nightrein
Quote from Napoleon Dynamite.
StarfighterKarateBastard
Explain the kardashians then
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
One part Hobbit + One part Attention Whore
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
One part shameless attention whore plus one part desperate star fucker. Voila!
singsongbingbong
Slut shaming is pretty boring. Yawn
321Nik
hey, thats mean! they arent that bad-
midd1eearth
I don't think imgurites agree lol
321Nik
yeah. one thing i dont like about imgur- if you get enough downvotes, from like, voicing differing opinions, then you get shadow banned
321Nik
which is like, you can still post, but only u can see it, none else does. and it does not even tell you. like, ffs, atleast tell me im bannd
seratraxalyn
Made me giggle out loud! +1
MrWiggleBottom
Wouldn't it be "Brolar Bear" not Grolar Bear? Unless it was a Grizly and a Polar bear...
bigjockmcplop
That ones bollocks. It was found that brown bears fur was lightening, the further norththeir territory demanded. Eventually becoming blonde
SconeofFriendship
Grizzly bears and brown bears are the same animal, just two different names based mainly on range.
ISnortSparkles
At first I read "Grolar Bear" as granola bar
lostcauseindustries
They usually call them Grey bears i think
heffalumpsdontsurf
What's good BROlar bear?
buckturgidson
grizzly is the north american subspecies of the brown bear so it's simply a matter of nomenclature
CaptCanada
we here in canada call em prizzlies
wombatwobble
Yes much prefer this term
CaptCanada
thats cause grolar bear sounds like a name from a bad kids show
AmericanSighCo
The donkey zebra should be called Debra.
ihaveweirdfetishes
I've always heard it called a Zedonk where Im from for some reason.
Bungles
Same, all the zoos I went to in England called them Zedonks.
imgurianitarian
DEBRA... Come get some HAM!
AEvilNyanKat
Tina you fat lard
Rijtjeshuis
That liger is an ungainly creature, isn't it? I believe they lose a growth-limiting gene when hybridized.
FoxyRaven
looks like it's been crossbred with an american. morbidly obese.
Hulagirl01
It messes up the pituitary gland to stop growth.
BlamableMonkey
They also have much lower life expectancies.
willpostanything
If you, if you could return
Don't let it burn
Don't let it fade
I'm sure I'm not being rude
But it's just your attitude
NauticalPhoenix
They eat 60lbs of meat a day.
PhailRaptor
Actually, the way the DNA comes together, it gets growth genes from both the Tiger side and the Lion side, resulting in enormity.
MoreCowBellBaby
Oi, scroll one left, whats the first word on that chart? That's right, enormity.
MuayThaiKitty
I thought that because it has both growth genes and given they have different loci, the inhibitor is disabled (something like that)
SirNames
Actually, they're bred for their skills in magic.
whatabunchofaholes
You! You Made me laugh out loud! Thank you
DeusCaritasEst
It's pretty much my favorite animal.
proracing53
WarDragon1984
I did too, and I wish it would die.
Youkool
I didn't, care to light my lantern ?
synt4xerr0r
Napoleon Dynamite
yourcleveruser
Kinda. You're thinking of the tigon. The male lion has the gene so the tigon grows much larger than any male lion or liger.
PMMECORGISPLS
Pretty sure Ligers are biger
yourcleveruser
Well you would be incorrect.
PMMECORGISPLS
No, I'm 99% sure Tigons are smaller.
yourcleveruser
Well yeah... I already said that you were correct...
yourcleveruser
Actually I am. I had it backwards and I should have fact checked before posting. My apologies.
CivilizedUndead
They're also sterile, must like most hybrid animals.
MistressJubbs
If I'm not mistaken, the males are sterile and the females are not.
philosofox
Females can have offspring, Males never have.
Naturally90
They have to be sterile otherwise they would be a species in there own right. The def of species is if they produce fertile offspring
DANGAAZOOONE
That's the biological species concept. There are many many more concepts that define what a species is and how they're formed
maybemisleadinginformation
I wish I could upvote you more ppl seem to think there is only one concept I always tell people if that were true my parents are 2 species
DANGAAZOOONE
Right?? Nature is teleological! It'd be hard to encompass the diversity of life with just one theory =)
violetpolkadots
Not entirely. Some species are defined by physical or social boundaries that don't allow them to mate naturally with other similar species.
DANGAAZOOONE
Well those would be considered the pre-zygotic and post-zygotic reproductive barriers. So you're quite right!
Icanalreadytelliwillbepopular
I wonder how beefalo tastes.
zanerith
Not much different from beef but it's tougher.
bluemilk4me
there is a beefalo farm close to where I grew up, I thought it was better than a regular burger
erischilde
It looks tasty!
bunnysploots
The first thing I thought after seeing it was, "That looks delicious."
LoboRugger3
they are actually making it for human consumption. I'm sure you can find it somewhere.
muchdoglovewow
Like chicken
CzarNicholasTheUndead
Beefy
SigynRose
I dunno but I hear regular buffalo tastes pretty darn good
cyriss07
Beat me to it
thebabyriblet
I was seriously thinking the same thing. Yummmmm
mclarkeclendon
Beefalo is good meat. Not as lean as bison but still got some good flavour.
Icantbeli3vethisisstillavailable
Pretty great actually
GreyKihano
I actually though Beefalo was made up name.
Banditsalmon
Pretty good.
JebediahJones
I like it better than beef, but less than bison
Moose0801
Goddamn why did I think the exact same thing
Superbeefus
It's very popular here, and it's not bad.
Merrylegs
Like beef with almost no fat. Great uncle had angus and a bison. Beefalo very yummy. And the bison could jump a 6 foot fence.
DoctorWh0m
Like chicken.
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
Like chicken
RhymeRuin
I've had it. (Perks of working in a specialty grocery store) It just tastes slightly richer and tends to be leaner over all.
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
well enough that you Don't Starve, I assum
SalmonSushee
Scrolled for this.
ALLKILL56
BettinYouLoveFreakMode
joepstman
I was gonna sneak a reference to that in as well haha
Tymich92
Probably like science.
Chocolatecookiecat
I wonder how a beefalo's tongue taste like now.
Quiet0ctopus
Like chicken.
amoeba15
Well, I can't tell you that. I can tell you, from firsthand experience, that you do NOT want to taste buffalo feces.
WhatAWildRide
Are we letting this slide through with no explanation?
amoeba15
If you really must know: When I was 20 (and 6 months pregnant) my parents took me with them to an exotic animal auction and we sat in the 1
amoeba15
front row. When they brought in the buffalo (behind a chain link fence) it turned around and at that moment took a massive flying shit. 2
amoeba15
It went right into my face, into my open mouth (I was mid-sentence), and all over my hair.
SnakeOilPeddler
Pure bison are actually really rare. They only exist in places like northern Montana. Most bison in the US today are crossbreed with cattle.
geckomama
Even here in Montana they are super rare. The herd at the national bison range has a few beefalo.
psyche8229
Like steroids
SomeTallDude
I bet it taste like freedom.
CheeseDanish
You bet it does son
tittiemcjiggleboots
Come to brookfield zoo outside Chicago and find out
AndTheStoryGoes
We have one of these??
tittiemcjiggleboots
They want to bring back the buffalo, so they serve beefalo burgers to encourage their conservation
BonaFide
It made a delicious burger. I got one in Asheville, NC.
borderlinetrainwreck
Hickory NC here, where'd you get that? Got to have one!
gerf
Ohio here, but go to Newton and Asheville. Small world :)
Atalung
I figured without thumbs it couldn't make burgers, good to know it's got a steady job though
iHveNoCleverName
hiredhobbs
I always thought the hybrid of cow and buffalo was bison
LoboRugger3
buffalo are actually the African and Asian versions. Bison is the correct term for what we Americans call a buffalo.
hiredhobbs
Ah thx, the more you know
HolyHellJezebel
Better than beef. Most places you can find it, its actually just a mix of ground beef and buffalo. The beef sort of ruins it.
LoboRugger3
Where can I find actual beefalo cuts and not just a marketing gimmick of half beef half bison. I know they are breeding for market.
SegalKiller
Whole Foods usually has buffalo roasts and they also have it ground but I think it depends on location
LoboRugger3
Ill try to find it
thisismyyousirname
With its tongue
GrandPoobahDeDoinkOfAllOfThisAndThat
Damn, you beat me to it
OmniGeoff
Rekt
JohannVonTittySprinkles
DaJelloKing
Thanks, Dad.
RepostSadistic
Heh!
ViperSwingx
Dude, you killed him!
Candyclysm
TIL my dad has an imgur account
willpostanything
you dad is Bernie?
andIwasLikeWHAT
I needed your comment to get his joke, thanks
NipplesInAJar
I'm sure you were like WHAT.
andIwasLikeWHAT
Lol