literallythedemidevil
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This fucking thing
I woke up to this fucked biting my hip (which was exposed cause I was wearing loose shorts and no covers)
Can anyone tell me what it is?
Cause I'd like to know if I should go to the doctor or not
I'm pretty sure...
I'm pretty sure it left a bite behind
weezulfaux
Where do you live? If Australia, you probably just got a few hours before it's too late.
darkunited
Those don't bite lol
spitfires2000
Only remedy is running around naked while others take photo's of it (if you're a woman).
AlbanB
sorry OP you ded
SleepyRidin
It's a beetle. Relax. You still have several hours before the poison starts to attack your central nervous system
SSon1c
release it unharmed OP or you'll die from karma.
cultofjuice
That's a secret Soviet experiment, the SuperDeathBug. Kills within 24 hrs.
gjones5252
Slow down. Now you said something about shorts? Let's start there.