thecrazyguineapiglady
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Apr 23, 2017 7:25 PM
thecrazyguineapiglady
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DaDisser
i'm a dude and i have a prego pillow. Guy at work said "you won't" and thus i did. Its pretty good.
HarryFrumvrk
True story: after my wife gave birth, I stole the prenatal pillow and now I sleep with it. She had that shit for nine months, my turn
CanadianCobraChicken
Not gonna lie; detachable sock clips sound amazing
whitter86
bursted out laughing makes me irrationally angry
lilspit
I haven't been pregnant in years, and still sleep with my body pillow!
DammitThisUsernameIsAlreadyTaken
+1 for Edmonton reference!
SuperSassySauce
But in home alone the phone lines are down... Duh
JOHNYYYYYYY
Yay Edmonton! Something like 4~5 Inches of snow in the middle of April!
StylexP
#4 so true, I would only use that power for petting doggos and puppers
SunnyDetox
*inhales* Eeeeeeeeddddmmmmmmoooooonnnnnntttttooooooooonnnnn! Our weather is fucking stupid.
CosmicCardinal
Friends don't let friends vape.
Snekplisken125
Bang on about the Edmonton weather!!
rookiefdb
Bursted
kungfucatattack
Everyone loves pregnancy pillows. I heard how awesome they were, and I want one. I'm not even close to getting pregnant.
particleguy
I miss vine
JenniTills
#34 That was an overly complicated way to say 'gather 2 people'.
AllGoodThings88
I need to find two friends first.
butwhatifiAMarobot
I mutter that to myself EVERY TIME that's reposted :)
Amishrakefight4
#11 reminds me of an old SNL skit (back during the days of Toonses the Driving Cat) where Abraham Lincoln goes back in time to kill (1/2)
Amishrakefight4
(2/2) John Wilkes Booth, but fails multiple times.
AliBarber
Wake up
Somnophobe
Anybody else seeing a blank post here? No user name, no [deleted].. nothing. Weird.
dj505
#14 as an Edmontonian I can confirm
Arksstuff
It feels sort of odd to have an adorable child-like art style while cheering that you aren't pregnant
TheBlueSquid
joeyjojosharknado
I'm a bit slow, so could you explain how that is the point?
LimitedCause
That roman bar thing. Help. Please. I've missed something again.
NZSheeps
He holds up two fingers in a V. V is the Roman numeral for 5.
LimitedCause
Oh im stupid...
tweetlebeetlebottlepuddlepaddlebattlemuddle
Anyone got a sauce on the three tier airers guy?
Supernerdtastic
According to another comment: 'It's a guy called Ollie McKendrick' :D
tweetlebeetlebottlepuddlepaddlebattlemuddle
A fucking Sadat reference, Jesus.
butwhatifiAMarobot
???
Geshy
I relate to the Edmonton weather one. Being in Edmonton... Seeing a blizzard, then t-shirt weather, then a rainstorm, and another blizzard.
dogscatsdogs
When you think it's finally safe to wear shorts and sandals, you're probably wrong. Damn surprise snow storms...
metalheadpunk
Yup. And I was thinking there for a while that spring might actually happen sometime....
JOHNYYYYYYY
We're at 4 Inches right now right?
Geshy
All in the span of 4 days.
Geshy
In April.
NePb
Now to be fair, there is a reason most campsites don't open until may long. Jeez. I know it sucks, but are we not used to it by now?
dinaana
Soo.. when is Shakira's hip me memes coming ?
ZachPutland
"me memes"?
ActualCannibalShia
Shakira: It's not you, it's me, I just need time to... Hips: She thinks you're a twatwaffle and doesn't know what she ever saw in you.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Shakira: it'll never become a meme. Shakiras hips: it's already on Tumblr
ShakirasHips
I'm finally relevant!
ZOMGsquish
I don't believe you.
fairycheese
fairycheese
This shit: https://imgur.com/nID7bH6
Rebester0db
I'm just glad I know what they are now.
ACatnippedKitty
I'm a guy, but due to a drunk online shopping adventure, I own a pregnancy pillow. Can confirm, that thing is damn comfy.
Relykwastaken
Can confirm your confirmation. Wife went out of town on work and couldn't take hers with her. Very comfy
Sp0k
I'd hump the shit out of that pillow.
keleksbreath
I saw the first image and scrolled down to the comments super fast to let everyone know THATS ME RIGHT NOW, IM LAYING IN A PREGNANCY PILLOW
SarahKercz
I don't have room for one. :( I do have a five foot stuffed dog
ACatnippedKitty
I have two 3-4 foot stuffed animals (5ft is huge!), but that pillow takes up a lot of room and has forced them to the couch.
DaniF
Those pillows are THE SHIT! Bought one myself - I'm never going to need a girlfriend anymore!
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
I'm over 40 weeks pregnant and would swap my first born for one of these bad boys
T8ERTOT
Best pregnancy purchase ever! It had the added bonus of keeping he pets out of my bed space!
dflr
Does this work for cats??
queenbhole
But why
cuzitsthere
She pets were fine, but the he pets snore
T8ERTOT
*the
WorkerLurker
Was imagining a cat acquiring the power of Greyskull
argetbrisingr
Is it not just like a body pillow minus the anime tiddies?
BucketsOfBearBait
Kind of, but it curves around you for maximum comfort.
Not2religious
Bought one for ex wife while pregnant. I would take it from her at night.
Fumbledpersonality
No wonder she's an EX-wife now
Not2religious
It's the craziest thing. Take a woman's pillow, she starts banging her co-worker
gewalt
justice!
Fumbledpersonality
Haha damn I'm sorry dude.
lovemysunshine
Best sleep ever.
WetterThanAnOtterInAWashingMachine
I need to do the last one
DoodleKenzie
same
snixers
+1 for your username
WetterThanAnOtterInAWashingMachine
Haha, so you know the reference then?
snixers
Actually no, I just thought it was funny. BUT I'm not surprised it's Douglas Adams.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Last time I saw that one, there were comments saying it was actually illegal to do it. But i don't know. I just read that on the internet.
imgonnajackofftoyourselfiesandtheresnothingyoucandoaboutit
It's called "gaslighting", it's considered a hate crime in all 50 states because of its psychological nature and I'm making this up
PolarHailStorm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting
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AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
That's it!
d3a3n
You think people would really go on the internet and tell lies?
TheBlueSquid
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Whoa whoa whoa I'm not saying that buddy. But there have been odd occasions when people have. So, I'm just saying.
PolarHailStorm
Okay, other guy aside, it *is* called gaslighting and it is a real, serious, mental/psychological abuse tactic that can ruin people.
dokpsy
My grasp of reality is tenuous at best. This would really fuck me up after the first one. I'd call it a week after the third.
steponabich
I often spend a good chunk of time laying on the floor and seriously wondering if I'm in a dream or not
Tornadotaco
Wake up
N00k
You're in a coma
thatpersonontheinternet
Grab a brush and put a little make-up.
RedEyesJedi
Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)