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FatCatTax
Why does pikachu have a MIDI port?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Hydro pump sounds like a naughty euphemism sometimes.
BenjaminPannell
#1 Eventually, the interrogators realized they may not have chosen the best form of torture for Pikachu.
WaterBowserr
Nothing wrong here.
Tionki
Nooooo, he makes me so wet
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
That creepy real Pokemon is rocking the Trump comb over, which doesn't make it less creepy.
SmolBeanWolf
WATER BOWSER. REALLY.
AhHereNow
GalaxyBubbleGum
Clearcount
Top picture :looks like Pikachu is in to some freaky shit
UnicornofPeril
#1 That's my fetish.
thedinkster9000
Some strange things have been occurring in this post and I'm not sure what they are
Skippler
#5 zzqx
SomaticSlinky
balmut
DicerollDM
Upvoted for water Bowser
MsMath23
So I am as tall as a Gengar. Huh. The more you know...
dabbingfrenchfry
#1 Pikachu on life support
CleoTorus
BenjaminPannell
#7 "...So I made sure he never touches a bike again."
royoten
Pokémon was running out of ideas when they decided to make a seal Pokémon called "Seel"
ShootYourGooMyDude
lots of pokemon are big enough to have sex with.
TeamRocketHR
There's a large lack of Team Rocket in this post.
TheRockDude
Their disguises are too good, obviously
iamjob90
Never hate Geodude. He was my favourite.
Rantaf
If you go to rehab for acid, you're being played. Just saying.
MyArmKindaHurts
MaxximumB
#1 Pikachu in the Matrix?
BraughtGurst
It reminded me of the thing at the end of that appleseed ex machina movie
ProxyPlayerHD
love the Plug at the top of his head makes it look like a third eye
NimbleThroatPunch
Borg Pikachu
SonderingStrike
Borgatchu
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
Pikachu that was killed then gutted, and then stuffed while rigged to serve a more utilitarian electronic purpose.
BallsDeepInPencilSharpener
#2 sounds like bulba saw mey ride on arceus... Just sayin
superiorninja
That last one, which episode is that?
StarlessMiracle
Pokemon Origins, last episode.
IceFireXD
There's a similar scene in Pokemon: The Movie.
Icantremembermyusername
I think it's from the last episode of Pokémon Generations.
EvilKam
Is something wrong with Water Bowser?
PepeKingOfMemes
WATER BOWSER
Stefanfr1997
Not at all. Hell, that's what I'm naming my next Blastoise.
emporerodin
That fist is like 80% water anyway.
krazyfrog
Since when do Pokemon punch each other though
pantlesstine
Thunder/Fire/Ice/Bullet/Mach/Dizzy/Dynamic/Focus Punch are all moves. Probably more, those are just the ones off the top of my head.
wowthisusernamethingsucks
Bra?!?!?
keystotheairlock
Not unless I have to leave the house.
stimpsonjcatt
Sometimes not even then
trujello2013
Dude fuck bras
EvilKam
They're always in the way of having fun. BOOO.
SwingOutOrBust
I mean...If that's what you're into
ActualCannibalShia
No. He has a very tough skull so being punched in the face is unlikely to leave him with injuries.
Ringdingdong7
IFitsWhenISits
Exactly why my Water Bowser had skull bash as a move.
Sephiyevon
Thanks Prof.Oak.
JJtheSpaceGhost
Water Bowser used 'Skull Bash'
maniacllyappathetic
I read this in the pokedex voice lol
Istealfromthefrontpage
Did after reading this lol
Thereisnopatchingstupid
Which pokedex voice?
maniacllyappathetic
The original, it's the only Pokemon I really watched
MrRandom314159
Dexter's.
FearlessFapper
the sexy one
Shmiddty
#2 So... the answer is Arceus, right?
PhailRaptor
The answer is to rewrite the question so that one of the 4 answers is correct
MrXandHisNewHat
I think the technically true answer would be Rhydon because it existed first in the Universe that this question is asked, not PKMN lore.
dabbingfrenchfry
Arceus is the first Pokémon to ever exist, yes, but the question is poorly worded and needs some revision so there is a definite answer
Askingforafriend37
I mean it depends if we mean first irl or in Pokémon world. I think of arceus as god and Mew is Adam/eve so technically arceus came first
DoubleSecretAgent
I would argue that the answer is Bulbasaur because he IS the first Pokemon, not WAS.
DoubleSecretAgent
Bulbasaur IS the first on the Pokedex. Mew WAS the first genetic ancestor. Rydon WAS the first created, Archeus WAS the first born.
MrXandHisNewHat
If you're arguing semantics, if those pokemon still exist then they still hold the record for being first. "Arceus is still the first", etc.
HalloIamherenow
Depends Canonically Arceus would be the first in the pokemon universe however in the real world Rhydon was the very first to exist in design
Jyrix
lol what is the "real world" in this case?
TheSecretPower
The game was made in the real world by real people and the first creature they created was rhydon according to concept art.
TheSecretPower
http://www.floridageekscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/capsulemonstersbanner-600x300.jpg
surprisemotherfuckers
Arceus came before Mew like God before Jesus
MrStudMcMuffin
I get it. Like Mega Mecha Satan before God
FrogsForHands
Mega Ultra Chicken
DPCerberusBlaze
I thought pigeot was jesus?
Veya
He is Bird Jesus, Mew is more general Jesus.
alwaysmaccen
Also, that's was only for Twitch Plays Pokémon
sunboy4224
That comment actually made me laugh out loud.