If united airlines ran a bus service

Apr 11, 2017 2:42 AM

The bus was overbooked that day

Damn! Dude got BLASTED!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like how the guy on the left empathetically jumps before the kick even lands

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy is going to get a HUGE settlement. From United not the bus.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

LOL fucking thank you! I haven't laughed this hard at the internet in weeks!!!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

If this is real, I sense it wasn't anywhere near as funny when it happened, as it is in a GIF

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

whip lash, broken front teeth, broken nose, serious concussion, possible spinal neck fractures, possible broken cheek bone. This is no joke.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hell no, that list is no joke ,yikes ,geeeezus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we gonna ignore this girls massive forehead?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

She is in telepathic contact with the kicking guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of these guys is not good at Kung Fu.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That guy is really angry. Would love the back story.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A whiplash.. that is how you get a whiplash.. and who else heard boingggggg over and over...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Been watching for 5 min and it keeps getting better

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I fucking lost my shit rofl

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No ticket

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did I witness a murder right now? I believe so...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I Love that there are free seats visible.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But theres Empty seats "cough cough"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it, but the bus needs some sort of catchy name. Smackbus? Boombus? I got nothin'. Anyway, work on it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay another thing made unfunny due to being used way too much and made boring

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

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Any sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably the old Asian guy off the United flt on the parking lot shuttle bus.

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At first I thought the guy jumped the line at an amusement park, due to the bright colored seats, and I was like fuck yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can i please get a link to this full video? im assuming im gonna have a bad day today, and this will help.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

folder[memes]

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the context? I mean I don't enjoy watching this because it depends on the context

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gah dayum that dude got whiplash like a mofo from that colossal fucking boot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can almost hear the boing-sound v

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

More like the neck breaking ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

op got me laughing, when I scrolled down to this I laughed so hard I started choking, thanks for a great time...I feel like I owe you sex...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I laughed out loud at this, Ill follow you to hell.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teeth clicking together... I can feeEEeel it, man. Uncool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW I got kicked off a plane and now kicked on a bus.

9 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 2

Just wait until he gets to the hospital

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We put the hospital in hospitality"

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

+1

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Is THAT the guy? He looks like he wouldn't hurt a fly! What grade puck ass bitch do you have to be to thinks it's ok to attack innocent ppl?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuuuug! i had not seen when they let him back on the plane.

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They didn't really "let him" back on the plane. The way I hear it is he somehow ran back on and they had to take everyone off the plane 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And then evacuated the passengers, got the guy off the plane again, and had to "clean up"2/2

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"I am one with the force and the force is one with me"

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Totally inappropriate but also fucking incredible

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pepsi?

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I don't get this joke. Because the commercial was bad?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aftermath of when you try to solve problems with Coke instead of Pepsi.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you seen that video source? I'm interested in what he is he saying?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hes saying 'I have to get home' can be heard in source

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Literally "Kill me. Just kill me".

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Brutal, I hope we get updates on him it seems like it was rather important what he needed to get back to

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf is happening in this gif?

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 7

Whiplash.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

United Airlines is running a bus service, like the title says.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Obviously you're not a bowler

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

returned to upvote

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, man. It's down there somewhere, maybe if I look again...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Front snap kick

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A guy is getting kicked in the head

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Goddamnit I'm laughing so hard.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Outstanding clarification!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume the their gender?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Absolutly rocked

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now back to Ollie Williams for the weather report

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

By a uniformed officer of some kind.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

A bus officer?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now don't quote me on this one but hey may be on some sort of mobile transportation meant to transport many passengers at once

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm definitely going to quote you on this

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Apparently the kicker is the lady's ookums. Kickee groped lady, she called cops, bus stopped to wait for police but ookums got there first.

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"kickee"

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Looks like the bus driver

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

+1 for ookums

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Wtf is an ookums? Pardon my ignorance.

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

A pet name for "partner", in the romantic sense. I don't recall if that was the actual case here.

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Sweetie pie. Iggles. You know, her valiant soldier. Captain Loverboy with the patent leather uptown express in men's nine and a half.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 5

Jerk

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

That was oddly, yet satisfying, specific.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

who the fuck spiked my coffee today?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's their pet names for each other, see? Snookums & ookums. Honey bun & sweetie pie. Wiggles & iggles. His ravishing maiden & her &c.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

By the way, if you ever meet a kid who has an "Uncle Iggles", call CPS. Please.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You deserve more upvotes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty accurate considering. That head kick is fucking awesome!

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why does it look super violent, like his head could fall off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause the kicker is a spartan stuck in a middle aged Chinese man.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To watch! But not to get hit by.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Well the sitting guy apparently grabbed the kickers woman so it's pretty awesome. LoL

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

No. That kick could easily caused permanent damage, or killed him.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Which makes it even funnier lmao

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You're a fucking cunt!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I am genuinely curious of why? Justified, I can understand (albeit not agree with), but amusing? That is a bit more odd.

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