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TheYodajen
He tried to pay someone else to catch it but then they got more famous so he shoved them out of the way in order to drop the ball completely
Jokerthehulk
donwinfredo
That look when an asshole’s asshole puckers.
AntiTrollPatrol
Fool.
GummiBurrs
carlFoodPrincess
Grandma trump plays catch with the kiddos
thatsbadmmkay
More accurately he would fo fetal postition and it would hit him in the ass.
Jjajr
Trump didn't just drop the ball, he didn't even show up to the game.
Bossco20
He's wearing a glove?
MrMarlin
MeMonty
Coco was awesome.
Shpielers
Nah. Excellent depiction would be him facing the wrong way holding golf clubs
apbadogs
I watched him throw with Rivera and he threw and caught just fine.
Dave37
Fix'd it for ya:
Azurestar
-chef kiss-
iputthefiresout
I don't know, he's actually using a tool to help him be successful. He's ignored every tool at his disposal for Covid
GummiBurrs
killbillsexwife
Bungle and choke
Yokuho
That implies he tried to do anything.
00Swagie
Took the words out of my mouth
Jace99
"There is no ball, there is no ball, it will disappear on its own, like magic."
DrunkArchitect
No..... that shows an attempt was made, he clearly doesn't believe that ball is a hoax lol
indyliberal
This is the guy who insisted he could have been a professional baseball player.
LZorro
This is the guy who insists he's better at everything than anyone.
activeracer28
wrong. In this picture he is actually trying. If similar, trump would stand there and say the ball isnt real and a hoax to make him look bad
linearcore
I'm surprised "his campaign" hasn't sued to keep this out of newspapers already.
DoEpicStuffVIVibes
He’s a absolute clown in ever shape and form
KartFnocker
AsianLeprechaun
I dunno, there seems to be a. ATTEMPT at competency here.
linearcore
It's been almost four years. We've seen plenty of "attempts." Statistically, he should have had at least one success by now just by accident
metalrulercid
If it got him in the mouth, knocked his ass out and he peed himself it still wouldn't be close enough to how badly he's done it.
idontknowmaybeno
This guy is supposed to be tough, bad ass, law and order. Look at him.
farnation
Not a lot of badasses hide in a bunker at the first sign of trouble. That is what cowards do.
bearatrooper
Idk how anyone saw a mediocre pudgy businessman with a bad fake tan and thought "yeah that guy is the bad ass we need."
meganical
Look at him with his little baby hands. Is that a child’s mitt? Did he steal that from a kid?
linearcore
He had Giuliani punch out a kid and take it.
dbs84mn
That’s a joke right? He only cares about you admiring him. He couldn’t care less about law and order
idontknowmaybeno
That was my point. He and his followers paint himself as some bad ass. He's a wimp.
TheRealAlpharius
This fucking pedophile is responsible for killing more Americans than terrorism ever has.
WhatsYourCovidStory
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YourDownvotesNourishMe
A disgrace to America, a blemish on history, a fucking hemorrhoid of a human being. And if you still support him, you should be ASHAMED.
oneofthecalled
He *is a form of terrorism.
flipskibbens
And he looooooves a good cesspool
whisker99
P tape is code for Pedophile, pee tape was the distraction, epstein+trump, more re than pizzagate, another distraction
Blud4BludGod
Nah, the piss tape is ostensibly him ordering hookers to pee on a bed Obama slept in. He has way more than one scandalous tape
MyLastNameIsNotSure
"A cesspool, you say? What did you see there? Why did you not report it to authorities? Oh, you were participating in the cesspool, I see."
e16mls
The best part is he "doesn't know him".
llloyd04
Calling him a pedo implies that he loves something other than money.
Luthierfer
Even plutomaniacs need to empty their bag now and again. It's more of a power move for him.
dbs84mn
This should be front page on its own
LompHoofd
imgned
? Friends logo at the end
NotTheUserYoureLookingFor
No, no, didn’t you hear him? He doesn’t take responsibility at all. It was the people who died who are responsible. /s
Sighered
What happened to my body my choice? It’s a beautiful representation of individuals exercising their liberty to die. /s
doodlebopples0
patrickthepink
Ordinary Sausage. Watch on YouTube. That man makes some crazy sausages
HeadSpaceWanted
darkklad2000
that knowing smirk. Even if he dint take part , he knew what was going on and stood by. Makes him complicit.
Blud4BludGod
"Complicit," try completely responsible. If it's my job to make hamburgers and instead I go jerk off in the bathroom and let tickets rack...
Blud4BludGod
...up I'm not "complicit" in failing to do my job. It is his responsibility to provide effective leadership though crises. He failed utterly
pinatafarmer
If I was in ISIS I'd donate to the Trump campaign.
mardukkur
Pretty much literally what happened with Russia, except for all the additional crimes on top of the money.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
There’s an onion article called something like “new isis plot discovered to sit back and enjoy”
Xendrash
the sad truth is they probably have.
CharlesPerrault1987
BeerCir
SirBricksAlot
Oh yeah this was before he was the first one to back Epstein's victims.
myr14d
Nah, this implies he tried to catch it and fumbled. In reality, he denied the existence of the ball.
STEMinist
And when they finally convinced him that the ball was real, he gave the glove to someone else.
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becauseurwrong
Too late (ppl there for xmas already returned), and only to Chinese nationals. So everyone else still moved between. Also there's Europe.
Problemwoodchuck
"The baseball coming at my face is a Democratic hoax"
motherfuckingjesuschrist
More like: http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmdav9HTNY1qfjvxvo1_400.gif
THEmichaelscarn12
RandyRandalman
There is no spoon.
howlinginpain
There is no spoon.
babamulon
somethingawesomeandgreat
It was a fast pass, beautiful pass. Only I managed to handle it with these tremendous hands of mine
copingcabana
...and it hit us all in the nuts
drcslc1969
I recall all the major Democrat politicians denying the existence of a ball/Covid, only because Trump said their was a ball first.
blubberingbastard
Hoaxball
AshtonNight
And then when asked, he claimed he caught the ball and tries to say how he was almost recruited for the big leagues.
MightestGlowCloud
The ball is a hoax, catching will destroy the economy. One day we'll wake up and the ball will be gone like a miracle
Helixninja333
Came here to post just that.
DubhIainn
He turned his back to it, put his fingers in his ears and started screaming: "Person Woman Man Camera TV" at the top of his lungs.
SirBricksAlot
I know I can't believe he was so racist that he shut down travel to China in January, right guys? Guys?
becauseurwrong
I can't believe that was too late and only covered Chinese nationals, eh? Good thing it stayed with them!
SirBricksAlot
Too late? Not according to the WHO at the time, and you're right we should have left Americans over there because fuck them amirite?!
DooksandPooks
If trump at least tried methods to help and they failed that would represent the photo above. He didn’t want to believe it existed at all.
ridureyu
He wanted people to die in the hopes they most of them would be democrats. He intentionally wanted it to spread. This was malice.
Blud4BludGod
I think it was less about hoping it was more dead Dems than not, and more hoping that it would make conservatives so scared that they...
Blud4BludGod
...fell in line and didn't question *anything* as he tried to fully subvert the purpose of his own office, the system of checks and...
Blud4BludGod
...balances, LAW & ORDER, etc. A bid to create the kind of grip he needs to invalidate the election rather than win it, basically
thatguyonthebike
The ball disappeared ‘LIKE A MIRACLE’...
TheSlackerKing
even as it hit him in the side of the head.
breakingthorns
And then claimed that his head injury was Obama's fault.
Blud4BludGod
Well, if Obama had been there he would have caught the ball, ergo he intentionally let it hit Trump. FACTS
Blud4BludGod
More like the ball hit him in the nuts, full focus on the big screen, and then he tried to walk it off and insisted it didn't actually.
sendbobsandvageneiguess
IDontWatchDoctorWho
Hopefully
squirreltactics
Also, he burned the glove.
GogglesGreek
And said anyone who wore a glove was doing it politically to say they hate Trump.
Dinos91
And then got hit in the eye,and then said his eye was always like that
Aaronbobaron
Or blames the media saying they threw the ball
LurkingAtTheOffice
Nah, it hit the guy next to him and he got mad that it made him look bad.
TapiocaMartini
Bingo, dog.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Trump was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. And then it hit him.
HighSorcerer
jfc I wish something would.
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
Remember when they mocked Obama for how he threw a baseball?
hufwungpu
I heard he's going to throw the opening pitch at an MLB game soon
apbadogs
Did you see the video if Trump throwing and catching with Rivera?
nerezarga
No, but I WANT SAUCES!
AquaLeaderArchie
Dot
apbadogs
FFS google Trump playing catch with Rivera. It’s not that hard to find out what actually happened
Dinos91
They mocked Obama for everything, because it wasn't about his policies. It was about him being black
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VISMAL
Well that hurt, thanks for that though !
prepeymad
Precisely
WPIII381
No the fuck it wasn't.
BeefyByDesign
StarkMan
No it was about his policies. They all were awful
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
Like?
Blud4BludGod
Yeah man, I really hated the way he left us in better diplomatic standing and with a stronger economy than he started with. Not like Trump
DownvotesRmyBadgeUvadge
Yeah we re so racist, we went and voted a black President into office. Any idea how stupid your comment sounds? It WAS Obama's policies.
Blud4BludGod
Shockingly, most of the people who loudly criticized every individual aspect of his existence did not vote for him
celrahk
Or the tan suit or the dijon you guys wouldnt shut up about.
DownvotesRmyBadgeUvadge
Who the fuck are "you guys?" There are more imagined racists in your shaken baby brain than in the entire Confederacy during its epoch.
Blud4BludGod
The US population is ten times larger now than it was during the civil war, so there probably are a lot more racists now. Don't mind me...
dontrike
This is the equivalent of "I can't be racist, I have a black friend."
SirBagels
And we mock trump for being orange. Well, also the racism, fascism, pedo stuff, and general response to everything. But also his orangeness.
parrotPositivityDog
Wow, so ‘Orange’ is a race to you now? The stupid, poorly applied spray-on tan is not an indication of trashy taste and vanity at all, huh?
SirBagels
I never said it was a race, I figured the whole /s on that part would come through, dudes a raging racist and a shit president.
RacanGiraffeMonster
so u think he was born with it? idk I think a clowns makeup is a part of what makes u laugh about him.
SirBagels
Born with it no but at this point it's pretty much a hallmark of him and his brand. Its part of his public identity at this point.
GDAkula
His fucktarded choice vs something that someone was born with. Do you fail to see why that's hugely different
Blud4BludGod
Obama was born black and has no option to change that, Trump spends what is likely hours of his time every day to intentionally be that.
SirBagels
Time he should be leading... I wasn't trying to justify hating on Obama due to race.
Blud4BludGod
I didn't think you were. And to be honest, I don't really GAF about Trump's appearance. If he were a good president, it wouldn't bother me.