I mean honestly, I am shocked the guy they talked about, and have a justified laugh at, in that first clip went beyond "you like women? That means you like people who like dick, and that's pretty gay". It takes effort to be that dumb.
I mean come on, man up to real inceldom like the rest of us, hide out those 24 hours, and let others have their thing.
my wife doesn't like chocolate, doesn't wear jewelry and doesn't give two shits about valentines day. I fucking love my wife and show her constantly. matt walsh fucking hates his wife, if he has one. I know those right wing douche canoe's are constantly getting divorced. unless the internet is one of the people in your marriage don't ask them for advice on gift giving ask your spouse.
Every year I pick my favourite photo of us together, get a nice print of it, and frame it. That plus some flowers: she’s very happy. Usually I do the same print size so in a few years I can combine ‘em all into a big collage-frame type deal. It quickly became a little tradition and she loves it.
Show and tell your spouse that you love him/her/they/them every day. Also, incels like Walsh are the biggest fucking waste of air. They can fuck right off.
Matt Walsh is a religious extremist and white supremacist and is genuinely a dangerous person considering the platform he has. He also, like most right wing thought leaders, seems like a terrible husband. The Daily Wire did a video of them all showing off that they don't know how to do washing up or use a washing machine because that's 'womens jobs'.
I have a working theory that a lot of these podcast bros are heterosexual, but they are NOT heteroromantic. In fact, it seems the people they love, respect, and admire are other men. They just don't want to fuck them (or maybe they do a little but would never admit that to themselves).
I think some might, but also some just hate women so much that they feel that loving a woman still means hating her for being a woman, but wanting romance in return, and any sort of affection is mountains of romance because it takes an ounce of effort. "I thought about her didn't I? I still bought her a gift and I didnt have to"
Nah, it's just that they want to present love, empathy and other "feelings" as not masculine. Because they them selves do not posess those traits. And since those "are not masculine taits", that makes them super masculine. They are making their own confirmation bias.
No the issue is they are massive bigots and hate women. Matt Walsh (the clip) specifically has started to push back against no fault divorces because he argues that women shouldn't be able to divorce a husband for 'no reason'.
He is a religious fascist and white supremacist who wants a white ethnostate and to control women like slaves.
I got my wife one (1) flower every single day when I came home, for years. She loved it. And all I had to do is slightly change my commute to pass by a cemetery after work. (divorce was finalised last week)
What I want to know is with the LGBTQ+ community, what do the numbers say about when they buy their loved ones Valentines gifts, because you cant look at one statistic without examining the other(s). Do gay men buy their each others gifts last minute? Or does one put some thought in and the other not? What about gay women?
As a married lesbian, we don’t acknowledge Valentine’s Day. We often don’t find time to even buy the on sale chocolate afterwards lol.
Kind of glad we both agree Valentines Day is corporate nonsense.
We like to celebrate moments that were important to us as a couple. Our first date, our wedding, the day we got our dog (which is honestly just an excuse to spoil him more than usual)
I need some input from the LGBT community, does this mean that a gay dude who buys their man a gift a month early is now heterosexual, or super saian gay?
Madam! Be warned! Let not the dulcet tones I am about to emit, deceive you. My imminent break with the expectations of masculinity, by singing along to this musical film, does not force me to break with masculinity in every form! Critically for your information, I find women enticing. Even though my song will register an octave higher than socially acceptable for a male of my stature! Sometimes two! It might not even sound good! The two do not correlate. Please sign here to confirm I'm not gay.
My birthday is only a week before Valentines Day and our wedding anniversary is less than a month before Valentines so we like to just wrap all that up into one weekend where we plan for my mom or somebody to take our two kids and we find something to do together which usually turns into getting take out, a good movie or show cuddled up on the couch and super kinky sex. And we always have to plan ahead because that’s how life is when you have kids.
This is the way! Buying gifts is nice, but it sure as hell can't replace what you just described, can't even come close to that value (no matter how expensive the chocolate and flowers are)
We are both kinda introverted. We did all our fun rockin and rolling in our 20s. We just prefer to spend time together in the comfort of our home. Being able to have the privacy of the whole house together, just us 2, is also a luxury. We go do fun stuff out of the house when we can but we also plan weekends where the kids go with grandma so we can stay home, watch ghost shows and then get weird later. It’s the best just getting to spend some quality and intimate time with him. Anytime I have…
ever asked him what he wants for birthdays/valentines/xmas etc. his response is always to find something slutty to put on and…well you can use your imagination. And baby, I deliver:)
You really have no idea how spot on this is. One time I did latex with a clown nose. I tried to do a laugh when I walked out that was something between SpongeBob and Krusty the clown 😂 we have fun here.
This is what I was thinking. You'll have a hard time convincing me that these guys just aren't miserable in their relationships and want every other guy to fail at theirs, too.
I've seen a video really delving in deep to him. He is deeply misserable, he hates everyone including himself and he is going to make that everyones problem
Exactly - wtf is that all about. How would anyone in their right mind object to showing appreciation to your loved ones? Be it spouses, lovers, friends, kids, neighbors - showing someone you care, how the hell can anyone object to that?
I've seen in other imgur post that this guy Matt Walsh does a lot sarcastic dry humor. Not sure if that's true or if that is happening in this clip but that's kind how it sounded to me. At least I recall ben sharpio made a clip making fun of libs for thinking matt Walsh was serious about saying something. Use to watch ben sharpio so I could make fun of his points but YouTube blocked me from commenting on his videos lol
On the off chance you’re not asking a rhetorical question: this is how he increases his audience of alpa male incels. Sabotage whatever love and let hate consume the audience, that way he can build a cult of hate. Classic cult brainwashing, and a staple of fascism.
I pick them up in by the cart load for the office, everyone loves discount chocolate day. Sadly the supermarkets here decided not to discount anything this year for some reason :(
They're getting either wise to your antics, wise to everyone goal of waiting for the discount, or greed is that bad that they won't discount it regardless of date.
My husband *loves* Valentine's Day, so I try to do something special for him and he usually outdoes me like crazy. I'm lucky he loves my cooking because that usually gets me by hahaha
my wife and I cook a special dinner and spend time together. maybe get some candy. that is about it. I personally hate the "churn and burn" limited menu restaurant scene so we never do that
To be fair, I already got my wife a Valentine, and since we're going to be traveling that day, I have it snuck into my luggage. 27 years in and today I find out I'm gay.....
I'm mostly with you on the capitalization of love and the expectation of lavish meaningless gifts involved. But rituals are part of a healthy relationship. If yours is getting discount candy on 2/15 and that delights you, great. I surprised my wife this year by booking tickets to an improv show at a local venue owned by Ryan Stiles. She was stoked and we get to have a fun experience without buying a bunch of shitty roses grown 10,000 miles from here.
It's bullshit yes, doesn't keep you from doing a small gift ("une petite attention" as we would say in french) that is not some commercial crap designed for the day
...and don't get flowers and chocolates if your wife likes books, exotic food, a board game or sexy lingerie more. Oh, I was just naming few things I would rather get. It's about knowing your spouse not about getting them something you are "supposed" to.
There was the time he read “C is for Consent” on his channel. He claimed the book was horrible, even though all it said was that kids don’t have to be hugged or kissed or touched if they don’t want to be. He advocated punishing the child if they refuse to be touched. Years ago he also seemed to profess that teenage pregnancy was normal and good, adding that he believes that the peak age for female fertility starts at 16. Here’s a video that combines both clips: https://youtu.be/pkO-gtnsjzU
Wow those are alarming takes, thank you for this. It's kinda weird that he says the author sexualized physical contact when in reality he's the one who saw it that way. My daughter knows she has to listen to me and her mother but we taught her "you are in charge of your body and who can touch you". It's non negotiable power we never take away. We force her to do her homework and chores but she is fully in charge of who touches her. It's not about sexuality, it's so she doesn't get assaulted.
I have ADHD and get distracted af. Usually bc I have to wait until a payday rolls around, so I've started putting stuff in either an Amazon cart that I'll see a couple of times during the week so I don't forget, or if I'm on top of my shit, I'll set a calendar event on google to remind me on payday to buy a thing from "link to whatever item"
I made myself a perpetual calendar with dates I care about (birthdays, mothers day, anniversaries) and reference it as the month turns over so I know what's going on when. It's surprisingly effective, especially when combined with a planner/bullet journal/calendar app.
LPT: buy gifts for the people in your life whenever you come across something you think they'd like, and build up a small stash of gifts that's ready to give them whenever a special occasion arises
I hear you. Brain does not compute number of days to event in a way that correlates with date of event. I know what date the event is, never know what do it is.
people ought to write Feb14 or 14Feb. You might not even believe it, but some eminent scholarship lends some credibility to the claim that its same amount of characters as 11/11. And don't ever do anything before October 10 anyway.
Oh come on you don’t know that. Sure, he has said that he doesn’t value his kids’ “consent,” has a weird thing for diapers, and mocks parents who treat their kids as anything more than property, but… I forgot where I was going with this.
You buffoon, you forgot that time he said """women""" gain the ""power of seduction"" at THIRTEEN YEARS OLD and LOSE THEM at THIRTY. And when people dug that up a few years later he DOUBLED DOWN.
All these fascist shitbags seem to turn out to be pedos in the end too. Weird, huh? People with unrealistic standards about reality and sex tend to prefer victims they can train and shape into their "ideal" rather than someone that consents, because someone that consents to sex and is knowledgeable is a slut and therefore is ruined.
It really does seem that there are a lot of conservative shitheads spouting that the best way to be a "Real Man" is to be a terrible spouse and absent father. They own themselves so hard. Nothing, though, will beat Ben Shapiro telling the world with his full chest that his wife has never been aroused by him and that's normal.
These two are a good example of why I like Gen Z so much. They were handed a platter of shit world and were just like "fuck this meaningless shit, I'm gonna find joy in the moments, in the connections." And they call out the BS at the same time. I don't dislike my generation (elder millennial), but think the youths are worthy of respect and dislike the bad talk towards them.
It's a real subdivision in the generations, a "micro generation" because we get fucked twice, treated like savage animals like Xers, and fucked by the economy like the millennials. From 78 til 83/84, we're a special breed. We're more angry at the world and more than willing to help our Zoomers little brothers and sisters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials
His shtick *might* be entertaining if it was just a parody of the various types of right-wing hysteria that get passed around those circles. But nah...he legitimately believes that the gays/transes are coming to groom your kids, and that immigrants are coming to steal your jobs and rape your womenfolk.
His shit is only funny unintentionally and only if you ignore the fact that he's pumping poison into the cultural bloodstream as frenetically as the fire fucking motor company manufactures mustangs
Yes, he's a terrible person. One of his twitter posts: "Men should not cry in public. It is unmanly and dishonorable. Rare exceptions can be made to this rule. We make far too many exceptions." He's also one of the leading transphobic voices on the right.
Oh no, he's creepy with kids, he has talked about how like teens are the best time to get pregnant? And that its not an underage pregnancy problem its a unwed pregnancy problem?
Honestly if you actually learn more about him he probably could have been super smart, but he's incurious, and sure that he's right. Which leads him to say some of the dumbest shit imaginable.Waste of a human.
mechscientist
I mean honestly, I am shocked the guy they talked about, and have a justified laugh at, in that first clip went beyond "you like women? That means you like people who like dick, and that's pretty gay". It takes effort to be that dumb.
I mean come on, man up to real inceldom like the rest of us, hide out those 24 hours, and let others have their thing.
squishybaker
The worst thing about that incel is, how dare anyone that hateful have such a goddamn gorgeous beard.
gorillaClutch
my wife doesn't like chocolate, doesn't wear jewelry and doesn't give two shits about valentines day. I fucking love my wife and show her constantly. matt walsh fucking hates his wife, if he has one. I know those right wing douche canoe's are constantly getting divorced. unless the internet is one of the people in your marriage don't ask them for advice on gift giving ask your spouse.
mynamespaul
Every year I pick my favourite photo of us together, get a nice print of it, and frame it. That plus some flowers: she’s very happy. Usually I do the same print size so in a few years I can combine ‘em all into a big collage-frame type deal. It quickly became a little tradition and she loves it.
arfysdad
Show and tell your spouse that you love him/her/they/them every day.
Also, incels like Walsh are the biggest fucking waste of air. They can fuck right off.
Cmiballz1
Pretty funny seeing normal people talk about weird misogynist talk host. Maybe this guys wife just hates him??
M4UsedRollout
She might. Lots of people do.
mikeatike
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I mean my ex did ask me if I was gay once but it had nothing to do with Valentine's Day and everything to do with how much time I spent at gay bars.
ageek3000
That is pretty gay.
ignatiuspopular
Who are these guys?
jonReremy9669
wife likes men, or a man. husband likes wife. husband likes a person who likes men. HUSBAND GAY! liking your wife is super ultra mega gay!
jonReremy9669
/s but the math works out a^2+b^2=C^2
jonReremy9669
and the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Dirtyshubb
Matt Walsh is a religious extremist and white supremacist and is genuinely a dangerous person considering the platform he has. He also, like most right wing thought leaders, seems like a terrible husband. The Daily Wire did a video of them all showing off that they don't know how to do washing up or use a washing machine because that's 'womens jobs'.
KatInTheCorner
I have a working theory that a lot of these podcast bros are heterosexual, but they are NOT heteroromantic. In fact, it seems the people they love, respect, and admire are other men. They just don't want to fuck them (or maybe they do a little but would never admit that to themselves).
QueenOfTheFey
I think some might, but also some just hate women so much that they feel that loving a woman still means hating her for being a woman, but wanting romance in return, and any sort of affection is mountains of romance because it takes an ounce of effort. "I thought about her didn't I? I still bought her a gift and I didnt have to"
Eramik
Nah, it's just that they want to present love, empathy and other "feelings" as not masculine. Because they them selves do not posess those traits. And since those "are not masculine taits", that makes them super masculine. They are making their own confirmation bias.
KatInTheCorner
Dirtyshubb
No the issue is they are massive bigots and hate women. Matt Walsh (the clip) specifically has started to push back against no fault divorces because he argues that women shouldn't be able to divorce a husband for 'no reason'.
He is a religious fascist and white supremacist who wants a white ethnostate and to control women like slaves.
Metallica93
Buy leftover Halloween candy at hefty discouts and eat it together on Valentine's Day until you both regret living. That's true love.
BurlRavenscroft
I would kill for some February candy corn
xizar
eat it together *until* Valentine's Day. Then eat heftily discounted V-day candy together until the next holiday.
Gcleff
I'm supposed to make that Halloween discount candy last 3 months? That shits not gonna make it a week
Burke616
Stock up more. Also, add some of the post-Christmas candy to it, too.
Gcleff
Are you try
Knave333
I just got an ad for 5lbs of Reese’s Christmas trees on Amazon for $22.95. I know what this year’s trick or treaters are getting.
ItsCaptain0bvious
I got my wife one (1) flower every single day when I came home, for years. She loved it. And all I had to do is slightly change my commute to pass by a cemetery after work. (divorce was finalised last week)
ignatiuspopular
Underrated comment right here.
SubsyServy
What I want to know is with the LGBTQ+ community, what do the numbers say about when they buy their loved ones Valentines gifts, because you cant look at one statistic without examining the other(s). Do gay men buy their each others gifts last minute? Or does one put some thought in and the other not? What about gay women?
TinaTheWonderBra
As a married lesbian, we don’t acknowledge Valentine’s Day. We often don’t find time to even buy the on sale chocolate afterwards lol.
Kind of glad we both agree Valentines Day is corporate nonsense.
We like to celebrate moments that were important to us as a couple. Our first date, our wedding, the day we got our dog (which is honestly just an excuse to spoil him more than usual)
TinaTheWonderBra
Also we’re both giant nerds and make cards for each other, usually influenced by whatever our current obsession is when it comes to books or shows.
TheFastpaws
Right wing incel trash always deserve to be made fun of in every way.
override367
the fact that seemingly every teenage boy these days is an Andrew Tate simp might have something to do with why none of them are getting laid
BossVarriack
I need some input from the LGBT community, does this mean that a gay dude who buys their man a gift a month early is now heterosexual, or super saian gay?
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
A month early? Super sissy gay. Two months early? Super sissy gay super sissy. If you also buy wine? Super sissy gay super sissy Rosé.
fadingtheory
I believe that makes him a lesbian. If a lesbian does this, she's a frog. I know its confusing, but I don't make the rules.
GiraffaPontifex
Now wonder I'm so confused by all this new sexuality stuff.
(j/k)
Selfawerewolf
Further; as a bi man if I buy a gift for my bi wife early which one of us becomes gayer and how would we quantify it?
TheIronPenguin
I think that's like trying to divide by zero; the universe will implode.
Snooj
If your Valentine's Day gift is dinner out you'd better get that reservation a month early.
TheIronPenguin
It's probably gay to eat at a restaurant according to dipshits like Walsh. There's a high risk the meal was prepared by another man!
Snooj
It's like putting another man's fingers in your mouth.
4254
Huh? Costco doesn't run out of rotisserie chicken that fast.
fromagewit
A guy told me I can't watch Pitch Perfect while being single, only with a woman I'm dating, and only if I tell her beforehand I'm not gay.
Still don't know what to do with that.
Gaelwyn
My partner loves that movie (as do I), Anna Kendrick's character is pretty hot.
VanessaBludgeons
Should've replied with "Aca-scuse me?" because he just made things
raindirve
Madam! Be warned! Let not the dulcet tones I am about to emit, deceive you. My imminent break with the expectations of masculinity, by singing along to this musical film, does not force me to break with masculinity in every form! Critically for your information, I find women enticing. Even though my song will register an octave higher than socially acceptable for a male of my stature! Sometimes two! It might not even sound good! The two do not correlate. Please sign here to confirm I'm not gay.
ThatTransformersDude
Sing a sea shanty with 5 other fellas with beards to reiterate your point
mechanicalchaos
This is amazing.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
The way I do it? Yes.
Eridianne
That's the way I do most things but honestly it's the ADHD- unless it was Attention Deficit Homosexuality Disorder all along
AnxiaTeaDD
My birthday is only a week before Valentines Day and our wedding anniversary is less than a month before Valentines so we like to just wrap all that up into one weekend where we plan for my mom or somebody to take our two kids and we find something to do together which usually turns into getting take out, a good movie or show cuddled up on the couch and super kinky sex. And we always have to plan ahead because that’s how life is when you have kids.
MadHatter69
This is the way! Buying gifts is nice, but it sure as hell can't replace what you just described, can't even come close to that value (no matter how expensive the chocolate and flowers are)
AnxiaTeaDD
We are both kinda introverted. We did all our fun rockin and rolling in our 20s. We just prefer to spend time together in the comfort of our home. Being able to have the privacy of the whole house together, just us 2, is also a luxury. We go do fun stuff out of the house when we can but we also plan weekends where the kids go with grandma so we can stay home, watch ghost shows and then get weird later. It’s the best just getting to spend some quality and intimate time with him. Anytime I have…
AnxiaTeaDD
ever asked him what he wants for birthdays/valentines/xmas etc. his response is always to find something slutty to put on and…well you can use your imagination. And baby, I deliver:)
MadHatter69
I'm sorry, but I just came across this picture and thought you might appreciate the humor (related to the slutty clothing) :D
AnxiaTeaDD
You really have no idea how spot on this is. One time I did latex with a clown nose. I tried to do a laugh when I walked out that was something between SpongeBob and Krusty the clown 😂 we have fun here.
ThankYouForYourTime
This isn’t about chocolate it’s about a guy seeking to shame other guys for being thoughtful husbands. Sabotaging relationships.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Then HE gets all the relationships.
Sage042000
I'm not with that gay shit. If my woman keeps trying to make love to me, I'm going to go stay with the homies. They know how to treat a man.
mechanicalchaos
This is what I was thinking. You'll have a hard time convincing me that these guys just aren't miserable in their relationships and want every other guy to fail at theirs, too.
Comet260
"I suffered, therefore YOU must suffer!" There, I just summed up modern conservatism.
Caprittles
I've seen a video really delving in deep to him. He is deeply misserable, he hates everyone including himself and he is going to make that everyones problem
ThankYouForYourTime
Not just fail either but also convert those guys into full blown misogynists who will teach other men to be one too.
jekath
Exactly - wtf is that all about. How would anyone in their right mind object to showing appreciation to your loved ones? Be it spouses, lovers, friends, kids, neighbors - showing someone you care, how the hell can anyone object to that?
teddybearsucide
I've seen in other imgur post that this guy Matt Walsh does a lot sarcastic dry humor. Not sure if that's true or if that is happening in this clip but that's kind how it sounded to me. At least I recall ben sharpio made a clip making fun of libs for thinking matt Walsh was serious about saying something. Use to watch ben sharpio so I could make fun of his points but YouTube blocked me from commenting on his videos lol
TheMobilePengwing
On the off chance you’re not asking a rhetorical question: this is how he increases his audience of alpa male incels. Sabotage whatever love and let hate consume the audience, that way he can build a cult of hate. Classic cult brainwashing, and a staple of fascism.
jekath
I don't know that dude at all, but it makes sense. Seems so toxic.
TheMobilePengwing
Matt Walsh, mostly known by his fervent hatred against trans women and activism against trans people existing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Walsh_(political_commentator)
He is not a well balanced loving human being.
fign37
That makes me think, without ever hearing of this POS, that he had a bad experience with a trans person, or he was rejected by one.
ThankYouForYourTime
I agree with @TheMobilePengwing, he’s not in his right mind. Or rather, he’s in the far-right mind and trying to gain more hateful support.
TheMobilePengwing
eastherbunni
Because caring is a sign of weakness to them
HeywouldJablowme
To make men more lonely and more susceptible to the Daily wires fascist bullshit
WowSoSparkly
bonding over the hatred of women, easiest common denominator and ready-made excuse for everything.
ThankYouForYourTime
Many men are being funneled into this alt right pipeline that makes them hate women and be terrible partners :(
Turbogoat
Pro tip: Don't ask incels for sex tips.
ImmortalChild
Valentine's Day is bullshit. My husband buys me on sale chocolate on February 15th the way nature intended.
FractalB
Smart man
KingORedLions
I pick them up in by the cart load for the office, everyone loves discount chocolate day. Sadly the supermarkets here decided not to discount anything this year for some reason :(
Dogman1227
They're getting either wise to your antics, wise to everyone goal of waiting for the discount, or greed is that bad that they won't discount it regardless of date.
KingORedLions
Honestly, probably a little out of all three columns.
banjostrings
Not everyone has a spouse that buys them chocolates.
ImmortalChild
Before I was married I bought my own sale chocolate. I encourage you to do the same, if you so desire.
banjostrings
Ok, before I’m married, I’ll buy my own discount chocolate.
Friendlyhedgehog
We've been celebrating it a week early and having no problems getting dinner reservations.
Spanky44
This is the way.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
so you're saying he's *extra* manly, I get it
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
My husband *loves* Valentine's Day, so I try to do something special for him and he usually outdoes me like crazy. I'm lucky he loves my cooking because that usually gets me by hahaha
SarcasticComment
my wife and I cook a special dinner and spend time together. maybe get some candy. that is about it. I personally hate the "churn and burn" limited menu restaurant scene so we never do that
IwishKimPinewasmygirlfriend
In other words you and your husband do t celebrate valentines day, you celebrate the day of my birth! Thank you, blesséd disciples
TrueNorthernLights
You get Valentine's Day chocolate on sale? Here they just take it off the shelves on the 15th and start putting up Easter shit.
FloodingWaters
You can do both. You can write a thoughtful note on feb 14th and then go HAM on the discount chocolate on feb 15th. That's always an option
GubmentCheez
Half off chocolate is twice as good.
thatsnotmydog
To be fair, I already got my wife a Valentine, and since we're going to be traveling that day, I have it snuck into my luggage. 27 years in and today I find out I'm gay.....
Nofoxlefttogive
Don't feel bad, I just found out my husband's gay too.
thedill2000
My wife agrees... And says it's OK if he buys me some too:)
Cranbananarama
Discount Chocolates Day!
Ninjainslippers
I'm mostly with you on the capitalization of love and the expectation of lavish meaningless gifts involved. But rituals are part of a healthy relationship. If yours is getting discount candy on 2/15 and that delights you, great. I surprised my wife this year by booking tickets to an improv show at a local venue owned by Ryan Stiles. She was stoked and we get to have a fun experience without buying a bunch of shitty roses grown 10,000 miles from here.
Gayforbae
Trassation
Damn! You should marry that guy.
thosebahsturds86
Hahahaha! My bf and I do that too.
grosChat
It's bullshit yes, doesn't keep you from doing a small gift ("une petite attention" as we would say in french) that is not some commercial crap designed for the day
ImmortalChild
Chacun à son goût :)
riotsmoke365
Seriously… why spend $50 on flowers when you can get the same ones the next day for half price? Any day can be Valentine’s Day
INeverCheckTheUserNames
...and don't get flowers and chocolates if your wife likes books, exotic food, a board game or sexy lingerie more. Oh, I was just naming few things I would rather get. It's about knowing your spouse not about getting them something you are "supposed" to.
fskn
That is love.
daychilde
Baby don't hurt me
fskn
Don't hurt me...
EccentricNimoy
No more
JakSandrow
ELEVEN MONTHS EARLY!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?
GeneralAnubis
Maximum possible gayness
Asadsadsadclown
ImmortalChild
Basically Super Gayve Osbourne.
Spanky44
Lol, you got me.
RevolutionOnHerLips
choked on my water thanks to you
EricPisch
It must be super gay to have sex with your wife
Selfawerewolf
If you enjoy it yes.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
all the married lesbians in the audience: "well, yeah"
RevolutionOnHerLips
well yeah, I mean, you probably have to touch a dick at some point just to get the whole thing started, and touching a dick is gay
HeywouldJablowme
Matt Walsh isn't gay, he's a pedophile. Self admitted pedophile
CowardTheCouragelyCat
Source?
M4UsedRollout
There was the time he read “C is for Consent” on his channel. He claimed the book was horrible, even though all it said was that kids don’t have to be hugged or kissed or touched if they don’t want to be. He advocated punishing the child if they refuse to be touched. Years ago he also seemed to profess that teenage pregnancy was normal and good, adding that he believes that the peak age for female fertility starts at 16. Here’s a video that combines both clips: https://youtu.be/pkO-gtnsjzU
CowardTheCouragelyCat
Wow those are alarming takes, thank you for this. It's kinda weird that he says the author sexualized physical contact when in reality he's the one who saw it that way. My daughter knows she has to listen to me and her mother but we taught her "you are in charge of your body and who can touch you". It's non negotiable power we never take away. We force her to do her homework and chores but she is fully in charge of who touches her. It's not about sexuality, it's so she doesn't get assaulted.
FeChefImgur
Then there are those of us who lack executive function and go "holy shit its 14/02 already, it was just xmas a few days ago"
rainbowsigns
Is that you babe? lol my husband ❤️
ThisGuyHere
I have ADHD and get distracted af. Usually bc I have to wait until a payday rolls around, so I've started putting stuff in either an Amazon cart that I'll see a couple of times during the week so I don't forget, or if I'm on top of my shit, I'll set a calendar event on google to remind me on payday to buy a thing from "link to whatever item"
IrrelevantHandle
I made myself a perpetual calendar with dates I care about (birthdays, mothers day, anniversaries) and reference it as the month turns over so I know what's going on when. It's surprisingly effective, especially when combined with a planner/bullet journal/calendar app.
garbuhj
LPT: buy gifts for the people in your life whenever you come across something you think they'd like, and build up a small stash of gifts that's ready to give them whenever a special occasion arises
jonReremy9669
"time blindness"
FeChefImgur
also
huffnpuff72
I hear you. Brain does not compute number of days to event in a way that correlates with date of event. I know what date the event is, never know what do it is.
mikeatike
Lousy Smarch weather.
MrStealYourGiF
Set yourself an alarm on your phone on Feb 1st and just keep snoozing it until Easter.
astrangehop
There are like three ads fir sherrys berries on every episode if half the podcasts I listen to.
FeChefImgur
I would definitely do that.
vcgetdown
Good thing you steal gifs and not gfs my guy you've got this all figures out
ChicaFoxy
I feel VERY targeted 😐
jonReremy9669
every 5 minues
crorse
You're either 12 months late or 12 days early! (Laughs in American date format)
pasthelod
something per something is simply not a date.
people ought to write Feb14 or 14Feb. You might not even believe it, but some eminent scholarship lends some credibility to the claim that its same amount of characters as 11/11. And don't ever do anything before October 10 anyway.
crorse
Okay, but, and hear me out, I don't care.
eetsumkaus
It's not really American date format without the year. For example, Japan used the same format.
NATA5
I mean I’m American and have never seen anyone write the day before the month. 02/14 is what you’d normally see.
crorse
I didn't say it was. I said I was laughing in American date format. Thanks for the lesson in pedantic overconfidence tho.
idiotsonfire
Matt Walsh is not gay, trans, closeted, or otherwise. He's just a christian fascist bigot and a fucking MORON. That's all there is to him.
InkwellCap
Give the man some credit! He's also a pedophile!
M4UsedRollout
Oh come on you don’t know that. Sure, he has said that he doesn’t value his kids’ “consent,” has a weird thing for diapers, and mocks parents who treat their kids as anything more than property, but… I forgot where I was going with this.
InkwellCap
You buffoon, you forgot that time he said """women""" gain the ""power of seduction"" at THIRTEEN YEARS OLD and LOSE THEM at THIRTY. And when people dug that up a few years later he DOUBLED DOWN.
idiotsonfire
I mean, that's just an accurate description, so feel free to keep rolling.
idiotsonfire
All these fascist shitbags seem to turn out to be pedos in the end too. Weird, huh? People with unrealistic standards about reality and sex tend to prefer victims they can train and shape into their "ideal" rather than someone that consents, because someone that consents to sex and is knowledgeable is a slut and therefore is ruined.
jonReremy9669
if i had a penny for every time i've heard a CUNTservative say "if there's grass on the field, play ball!" i'd be a trillionaire...
IIikethecutofyourjib
Omg. Yes. I thought of it like that but could never put it into words. I'm writing a book and this fits...so well into my antagonist. Fucking. Yoink.
InkwellCap
Man you know books are supposed to be an ESCAPE from reality right
medimr
No idea who these two are, but it's always nice seeing people dunk on that fascist shithead.
Rookvlees
No idea who that shithead is. Never seen them or heard the voice. What a sad, dysfunctional fraction of a man. But these guys have the right idea.
kahooki
I love it that they are genuinely amused about him. That's the absolutely right mindset.
GravityVT
Exactly my thoughts. I still don’t know who they are lol
Shondoit
Someone below mentioned their name: Head in the Office - this video: https://www.tiktok.com/@headintheoffice/video/7324346677563804974 (maybe you can add the link for others searching for them?)
NineByNine
they might not be known, but they're far more worth watching than the fascist dipnugget who has never satisfied a partner in bed, ever.
Idontneedrealfacts
I dont even know who the fascist asshole is, and please dont tell me.
TellusEidolon
Caprittles
Anyone who hates map walsh is alright in my book
BoxOfHellos
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
It really does seem that there are a lot of conservative shitheads spouting that the best way to be a "Real Man" is to be a terrible spouse and absent father. They own themselves so hard. Nothing, though, will beat Ben Shapiro telling the world with his full chest that his wife has never been aroused by him and that's normal.
jimmyriba
Who's the fascist shithead? (No idea who either of the three people are)
HeywouldJablowme
The Daily Wire's Matt Walsh.
darkfish
Head in the Office is the name of their podcast, I think
Shondoit
You are correct. Exact video is https://www.tiktok.com/@headintheoffice/video/7324346677563804974
eeps
These two are a good example of why I like Gen Z so much. They were handed a platter of shit world and were just like "fuck this meaningless shit, I'm gonna find joy in the moments, in the connections." And they call out the BS at the same time. I don't dislike my generation (elder millennial), but think the youths are worthy of respect and dislike the bad talk towards them.
likeanenglishlady
Stop with the generational baiting. There are boomers out there mocking dudes like Walsh, and probably way more Zoomers who agree with him.
Gayforbae
Sure, agreed, but also whats a rizz?
fickfacedmcgee
Charisma
TheDudeanator
Primary stat for Warlock/Sorcerer
Nivvi
Elder millennial? Dude nooo, don't do that, that's not ok. I would whoop your ass if my back didn't hurt >_>
DerelictTwitterCrash
As a Xennial, I support that but don't move to much, my knee will break.
SabineRaven
Xennial! I love it! (Let's ignore the irony that my phone kept changing it to "denial"... )
DerelictTwitterCrash
It's a real subdivision in the generations, a "micro generation" because we get fucked twice, treated like savage animals like Xers, and fucked by the economy like the millennials. From 78 til 83/84, we're a special breed. We're more angry at the world and more than willing to help our Zoomers little brothers and sisters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials
dudeppadesau
Who's the fascist shithead?
Alpharaccoonn
Ha! My pal is called Matt Walsh. I'm not sure how yet, but I'm gonna use this new information to bug the shit outta him!
medimr
Matt Walsh. If you don't know who he is, consider yourself lucky.
pritolus
Finally some luck for me then I guess
IraqiWalker
Then I am lucky.
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
I thought Crowder had grown a beard for second. God these guys are menaces.
thevoiddancer
Exactly this. I know who he is and I think my life is dimished by that fact.
beatschubser
I first thought he was part of a funny Podcast and was just messing with the other guys.
medimr
His shtick *might* be entertaining if it was just a parody of the various types of right-wing hysteria that get passed around those circles. But nah...he legitimately believes that the gays/transes are coming to groom your kids, and that immigrants are coming to steal your jobs and rape your womenfolk.
Legrooveth
And apparently that you're one of the gays if you like your wife. Checkmate heteros
tentacularfleshscape
His shit is only funny unintentionally and only if you ignore the fact that he's pumping poison into the cultural bloodstream as frenetically as the fire fucking motor company manufactures mustangs
tentacularfleshscape
Ford*** damnit
TrueNorthernLights
Wait...is the guy in the little video being serious??
Eramik
Yes....
UNHchabo
Yes, he's a terrible person. One of his twitter posts: "Men should not cry in public. It is unmanly and dishonorable. Rare exceptions can be made to this rule. We make far too many exceptions." He's also one of the leading transphobic voices on the right.
whitefoxkei
Oh yeah that guy. I think one of the YTers I watch sometimes makes fun of the stupid shit he says.
ageek3000
Soooo, like how many months are we thinking before we learn about his secret boyfriend?
medimr
Nah, he's too concerned with the optimum age to impregnate teenage girls to be gay himself.
ApparentlyIcantcomeupwithavalidusername
So he's gonna be done for diddling kiddies
Caprittles
Oh no, he's creepy with kids, he has talked about how like teens are the best time to get pregnant? And that its not an underage pregnancy problem its a unwed pregnancy problem?
Honestly if you actually learn more about him he probably could have been super smart, but he's incurious, and sure that he's right. Which leads him to say some of the dumbest shit imaginable.Waste of a human.
Rocketpocketpants
Oh wow, I love that you said, smart but incurious, that describes so many people I know.