StrayZombie
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This is the reason I joined imgur.
Also the puns!
And the bacon!
The 90s nostalgia!
The cuteness
You guys have helped me though some shit
But most of all im here for the penis jokes
Hipster cat tax
If this even makes the front page send my some punny jokes!
CaptainMuu
The fuck is this shitty post?
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
I also brush my teeth in the shower. Been doing it for years. Mostly out of laziness.
AuntSharron
Your cake day isn't your RL birthday... You've been here 3 years. Do try to keep up.
OnceYouPopYouCantStop
If my life ever gets to the point where I need imgur to get me through...someone find me, and end it.
Original2
It's my cake day too! Can we share your points? there is no way I can make it to front page. Especially since I'm too lazy to make a post...
itgavemethemeatsweats
I do not pee in the shower. No, no upvote no here.
DetVarTomtForLureBrukernavn
Am i the only one who sees a skull in #6???
RosesSR
Nope I saw one too. Kinda creeped me out a little at first.
eltuna
Absolutely hate the hipster cat
attinex08se
This is a good cakeday dump. +1
GreasyTupperware
100% Facebook quality.
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
For the 1,789,643rd time. Cake day is the day you created your account, not your freakin birthday.
awaisasghar21
http://bit.ly/2kJAyAJ
SirBaldrick
Your post sucks
awaisasghar21
well try this game then http://bit.ly/2kJAyAJ
Penguinjoe77
if you look at the "helped me through some shit" pic, you can almost see the body forming a skull..
theoriginalsmellycat
oh fuck off
buzzingbee
There are 2 kinds of people: those that pee and liars.
awaisasghar21
you are right. now play this game while siting in toilet http://bit.ly/2kJAyAJ
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
you joined cause you pee in the shower?
intolerable
I can't upvote, I don't pee in shower
fromagewit
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1343696665127_1602402.png
S200570
From now on you must pee in the shower, it saves up to 2300 liters per year, per person, shower peeing is a must
intolerable
I saw that too..
HarveyDentTrust
Pee in the shower, because it's all pipes.
ninjagaidensigma
redpandasarethetits
I'm pretty sure they meant that the first image is what made them sign up to imgur, not that they want their post up voted? Stop hating
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
Ill still hate it because the rest of the post sucks horse dick too
1TrueKingInTheNorth
The only time I'd upvote this post is if it were part of a cringe album. Good god you are embarassing
awaisasghar21
http://bit.ly/2kJAyAJ
isaydefy
Says the guy who commented about how he hates black people becuase of memes. Come on man.
en1125
There are 2 types of people, those who pee in the shower, and liars.
TheMightiestRiver
I shit in the shower and piss in the bath.
thereverseapachemaster
Really? Im the opposite. Interesting
OtterlyMagnificent
It's just more convenient. No need to sit down for five minutes.
McBook
Wafflestomp the shit down the drain
zaqop
time to fucking swap websites, anyone knows a good one?
heffalumpisbetterthannone
Have you tried fark.com?
DoctorCatDog
Reddit. But I've started getting way more involved with the Chive and their community, and it's pretty awesome. Good people doin good things
AmiAthena
I clicked this to say "not this again" to the first pic, but I approve of the rest.
CrouchingLegoHiddenToenail
Same
Postoolio711
I did as well
ChaosLierLen637
Had to downvote, but the rest of this makes me sad about that obligation.
Remne
I downvoted then realised it wasn't a repost. Now I have left ambivalently without upvotes or downvotes.
sear3489
I only up voted this comment
mratio
And this one as well.
HerrBisch
Why is that image here?
isaydefy
Becuase he says it was the image that made him join imgur
usernametoremember
One of us, one of us!
ThatQuietlySmirking
I shower in pee. Does that count?
ChaosLierLen637
Yes. You are perpetuating the problem.
Boozehammer666
Only if you pee in the shower of pee
rekcilthis1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWmTTab8pdI&feature=youtu.be&t=23s
camodawg
R kelly approved.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Only if @thatquietlysmirking is a 14 year old girl.
ThatQuietlySmirking
No, sadly I am a 31-year-old man. Well, not much of a man. The better term would probably be "31-year-old penis possessor."
LukeSkywalkerismyHomeboy
It better!
ItzAkuzi
Ah, the golden shower...
EllsBells113
The noblest of all showers
HubertVermeulen
Nothing beats a brown bath.
DouglasDimmadomus
*gag*
MyPastAccountBrokeSoHereIsThisOne
scrollzz
Ceomin
eskymo
There are two kinds of people: those who pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars.
faceeatingtoast
There are two kinds of scuba divers: those who pee in their wetsuits, and dirty fucking liars.
StephenDaniels
Meh, Seems to me the dirty ones are the pee'ers.
StephenDaniels
Btw I walk right past the toilet on the way to the shower. Not like its out of my way or something.
Seleyon
Why is there a severed dog head on your couch? And why is your cat snuggling with it?
katheez
lol the dog is probably curled up and its body is out of view because of the camera perspective, but your idea is a lot more hardcore
Seleyon
like inside the couch, or strangely arranged behind the pillow.
miffet
I have been staring at that photo for a full minute trying to understand what I'm looking at...
Magsnificent
Clearly the cat is proud of his kill and is presenting it to his human.
sudoer
Why is this not the first comment. It's all I can think about.
Seleyon
Because most still got their sweet innocence and not the dark humour we have.
chowmaster
I pee in the shower, but not exclusively
CrimsonGhost107
If I'm in the shower, and I have to pee, Imma pee in the shower. Simple.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
There are two kinds of people. Those who pee in the shower, and liars.
PopatoMc
Psh, casuals...
OantiNtheistE
Excuse me, I really need to use the show... er I mean bathroom.
JackieTreehornProductions
People who don't pee in the shower also don't masturbate.
Yetsumari
Hey man its a slippery slope, I pee in the shower for the first time, started masturbating, vaping, veganism, atheism, and CrossFit in a day
newsguycraigevans
Got to get those feet clean somehow.
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Supposedly good for controlling athlete's foot.
SenjougaharaSenpai
I sometimes pee in sinks
bendoverandbraceyourself
I thought I was the only one. Only my own sink though.
destess
what
bendoverandbraceyourself
I also drink heavy cream from the carton. I am also single.
aguynamedDeadpool
I pee in my neighbors sink
ForgotAboutIt
Why do you pee in your sink?
bendoverandbraceyourself
Because my apartment doesn't have a urinal. hmm maybe I should install one.
pineapplepuppy
IPostAndCommentOnlyMs
Yeah I've been following it since season 1. Amazing actors and great film and production quality for a TV show.
Lionchild78
Eva Green acts her ass off in this show
Kaylaphobe
New episode tonight, AND game of thrones woot!! Its a good day ladies and gents!! ^_^
LimitDoesNotExist
Good thing about the show is Eva Green, and even then I got bored after 1st season.
pineapplepuppy
Woah woah woah. Season 2/3 with Brona/Lily is my favorite part of the series.
LimitDoesNotExist
I'll check it out then.
Vertemasse
Season 3 is out? Oh, the joy!
makamaka1
i love that keyart! really smart execution
Themanman
"You're like a penny dreadful version of O J Simpson" if anyone gets the reference
GoALittleCrazy
That scar! Ouch!
DarthGandalf86
I watch this show too and have seen this pic many times. Just now realized it's not a real skull
whooshby
It looks like a skull with the pointed jaw open wide.
kseag
I didn't see it like that until I saw the thumbnail. Incredible art
RonnieKielbasa
Just started season 3 today
deliverygirl
Let's give it some loving then, fellows
AmNotFaggot
Looks like a skull
pineapplepuppy
That would be the point. Good eye, buddy.
BlackElkSpeaks
Great show; so many good twists.
HepasyphilaidsIV
Ooh, it's a skull. Didn't notice that up there. Eerie
Sooderfed
Me too!
Retromorphic
Me three!
SisterSinister
Does it get better after the first episodes? I gave up on it after the first few..
pineapplepuppy
Yes. I loved this show more at season 2, season 3's cool but very disconnected like the other seasons with more single character adventures.
XpuntasticX
Looks like the "skull" has a hitler mustache
Greymizz
It looks like Pumpkin head skull.
SithLordFelix
Damn, dude doesn't have toes, he has feet fingers
pinkscorpio6
Looked like something from Sons of Anarchy to me.
InboxMeYourBeards
Meeeeee too. I'm trying to get more of my friends to watch
GreetingsPrograms
Really? Cuz this picture is freaking brilliant! I thought it was from an art gallery or something. Love that show
pineapplepuppy
:0 I forgot I made this post.
IsYaBoyDaBeanster
His toes look funny
StrayZombie
Can't unsee that now!
scizorrr
I don't watch the show, but that art is bloody amazing, I did a double take when I saw the skull.
zealotsveta
Holy shit that skull. What the hell my mind is blown I'm seriously in live with this.
zealotsveta
Love* auto correct shitpost
JoshyFreddy
What might this show be? Asking for myself.
NotFunt
Skull people, it's a documentary about people that look like skulls, really interesting
CallTheDumbulance
Shit, I don't have inter-dimensional cable...
illuminati51
The original comment says what the show is ...
pineapplepuppy
(Shh. They'll figure it out or be unworthy to watch it.)