pyromaniac042
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Not oc, but cool none the less
Jan 14, 2017 9:54 PM
pyromaniac042
168192
4334
270
Not oc, but cool none the less
HolyLemons
I'm sure the Soccer coach wouldn't think it's the tightest shit. I mean, he watches kiddie porn.
PrisonGuard
All criminals hate child molesters the most.
Ant4N
If it was anonymous how'd they know it was a burglar
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
Anonymous tip, presumably from a burglar, who presumably wasn't caught
TurnUndead
If it was anonymous, how did they know it was the burglar? Presume doesn't mean fact...
NotIrony
"Prompted by un-read preposition" a wild fail has appeared.
WadaShami
And then he can shank the pedo in the jail. Flawless logic.
DarkSock
Plot twist… He was one of the kids on the tapes
ImNotASynth
"My name is Jerry Smith, and I love sucking big sweaty balls"
ZeGhoste
What if the burglar was a parent of a kid who didn't get to play soccer and planted the kiddie porn?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
What I wanna know is how they knew it was a burglar if the tip was anonymous...
wuzzyvear
Who the hell is still using VHS?
roastedbuttnutt
"This shit is tight"-burglar
leroidangleterre
Burglar King.
plastic4effect
So the burglar found the evidence or planted it?
IMightBeAPenguin
Did he break through the pedolocks to get in?
platonicnut
I can't stand it when people use the phrases "no you don't understand" and "if you don't think that's the tightest shit blah blah eat dick"
JoeBien
Donnie Darko
fredof93
I hate tumblr. So melodramatic
w336o
A modern day Robin Hood
UsernamesAreOverratedAnyway
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
So was he just watching video tapes while robbing or is he just a bad crook and stole video tapes?
COLONELSARGE
Photographs still count
MrChuckletrousers
But it says videotapes
COLONELSARGE
The question is what form were they found. In a vcr? Did the the if take them home and plug them in. We're they labeled (gross)
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
I'm imagining they were on a laptop or something and an older person just wrote the caption. Videos=video tapes like I call albums 'CDs' :)
danishjuggler21
Maybe they were labeled "super duper illegal child pornography"
TheMagicalMushroom
"Huh, I wonder whats on these"
DotSlashNatalie
"I don't know what I expected"
BigSteel
10 hour loop of the bee movie
TheMagicalMushroom
Well no wonder he got arrested
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Burglar broke into the guy's house to put kiddy porn on the guy's computer. Cause whats robbing for revenge when you can send them to jail?
Syphryn
One it was on a videotape, and two the coach was IN the tapes.
Syphryn
One it was on a videotape, and two the coach was IN the tapes.
KMX66
Burglar broke in to plant evidence ?
Syphryn
The coach was in the videos.
TrineLala
But I don't understand why he was watching these tapes while he robs the house . Maybe he knew
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whyyougottabesorude
suspicious parent on the soccer team?
TrineLala
Exactly
monty82
This happened in Spain. The thief was later sentenced to 6 months http://ccaa.elpais.com/ccaa/2014/11/27/andalucia/1417101531_836810.html
andIwasLikeWHAT
Upvote this! Then hopefully someone can read it and translate: )
monty82
3/ House owner is arrested for child pornography. During the trial he disappears, then turns himself in again, still waiting for his trial
monty82
Note: the press release is from 2014, I don't know if he is still awaiting trial or not.
monty82
1/ A general idea of the timeline: a guy breaks into a house, and among the things he steals there's a set of tapes that contain child porn
monty82
2/ He sends the tapes to the police with a note of where he found them, and stating that there are things that are worse than stealing
monty82
4/ The thief struck a deal: turning himself in for a lower sentence. So he turns himself in and gets 6 months. No prior history, so no jail
monty82
In Spain, if you don't have anything in your police record and are sentenced to less than 2 years, you can avoid jail by paying a fine
andIwasLikeWHAT
Thank you so much for taking the time! This makes SO much more sense. I truly do appreciate it
TheMagicalMushroom
Time to move to spain and perform some minor crime then! The first thing I will do is... steal memes!
SimiKusoni
"He know he'd go to jail" -internet user who doesn't understand the word anonymous.
aselleus
The V for Vendetta guy, right?
CPAalltheway
Or past tense
CPAalltheway
Or past tense
danishjuggler21
"Anounymouse is them fellers what wears funny masks and hacks with the compooters, ain't they?"
Fancyrobot101
Lol
boamere
WHO IS THIS HACKER NAMED 4CHAN???
Fancyrobot101
themanunew
"Now wher's mah sister, im horny"
DaChronisseur
If you are actually from Denmark, your grasp of the southern American dialect is incredible.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
From the South. Thanks for bashing the South. We don't hear it nearly enough.
danishjuggler21
Lol I'm from Illinois
DaChronisseur
Well then, that explains that. Do you juggle pastries?
IsoPropylPotatene
IT SAYS, IN THE POST, ANONYMOUS TIP.
CanadianEngland
Isn't possible the anonymous tip had to admit he was the burglar for credibility?
IsoPropylPotatene
Didn't say he did so he didn't.
TheDrunkChicken
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
lurker314
http://www.thelocal.es/20131219/cops-nab-paedophile-after-tip-off-from-thief Guy put the tapes in an envelope where it would be discovered.
SiriusLeeBlack
Anonymous tip? ....giggity
railgap
RIF! Reading Is Fundamental
theyar
Yeah seriously.
Eanikran
Still though, GG burglar
danny0762
That's tumblr in a nutshell
PatrikLilja
Also, if there is proof of a break in. Can't they suspect just claim the child porn was planted. Gonna be hard to prove otherwise.
2xlepergnome4lyfe
Are you suggesting the photo is fake, then? As if he didn't bring a photographer buddy with him to record his crime?
IsoPropylPotatene
I'm saying he was framed.
samsonguy920
Still a risk of him being tracked. Calling out a pervert doth not excuseth the breakingeth and enteringeth.
theyar
This isn't "calling out a perversion." Who gives a shit about perversion? This guy was abusing children.
WillOfAllTrades
Searched online and did some research: Soccer coach was a central californian. A 19-year-old and a juvenile robbed the house and took the(1)
WillOfAllTrades
CDs thinking they were blank, but found the pornography on them. They decided to report to police, and a warrant was issued, not (2)
WillOfAllTrades
anonymously. Police arrested the coach, who ended up posting the $25,000 bail. The suspects, at the time, were NOT arrested. (fin)
WillOfAllTrades
Source: http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/06/us/california-robbery-porn-bust/
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railgap
RIF! Reading Is Fundamental
theoriginaldickbutt
yab0
But there's a picture of him?
Wylf
No, that is world renowned actor Bertram Urglar.
Showmeyourotters
I feel like that's a Jessie reference... +1 either way
Wylf
Jessie? Not sure who that is, I'm afraid. So no, not a reference :X
Showmeyourotters
It's a Disney show starring Debbie Ryan. It happens to have a character named Bertram (he's a butler) and I'm 90% sure they had an entire-
Showmeyourotters
-episode where the kids in the house thought Bertram was secretly a burlgar
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
What? You're saying that people on Tumblr either can't read or pick and choose their own facts? SHOCKER
Oban
People in general. Its reposted here in all seriousness and now on the front page.
helpusdrzaius
I don't think you understand, the burglur knew full well that he woukd be taken to jail, but called the cops anyway.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
I understood perfectly fine. But he called them anonymously. He didn't say he was the robber.
helpusdrzaius
I know, was just fucking with you.
malbec
This guy gets it
malikcarr
Not like people on Imgur don't do it too. Just seems like Tumblr people actually take pride in doing so.
TonyStarkWantsOne
TotallySaneScientist
hehe
DiIIinger
H3h3*
swiggityswootyCFTB
productions
GiraffeicsInterchangeFormat
That's one person on Tumblr.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Is this your first Tumblr post? Because that's definitely not just one person on Tumblr. That's a good majority of Tumblr.
GiraffeicsInterchangeFormat
Oh, I know they aren't alone. But don't tell me Imgur doesn't have people equally bad.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Uh...I remember the whole "Hi Walter" incident pretty clearly. And the constant witch hunts with no facts. So yeah...Imgur is just as bad