Dec 27, 2020 3:01 PM
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jeff28010
That house needs more fiber
Pphunk77
Did he yell "Timber!"?
Durahl
Could be my mother... She too once attempted to throw out the tree from the 3rd floor but couldn't do without my help - Which I denied her.
loloop
Boston Tree Party, heh.
twoboxingfiend
what it feels like after eating a whole fruitcake you got for christmas
cutiewolf11312
so this is how trees are born? magical.
SocietyOfSensation
Me at age 92 pushing out a turd.
dimitrinyc42
What a jerk.
flappinmudbeans
Morning after Taco Bell
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Trunk first! Ya idiot.
TheMaleManPostMalone
We drove around town to look at Christmas lights at 7 p.m., Christmas day, and there was already a Christmas tree bagged and on the curb.
notitnoti
The real ones can be such a fire hazard once they get dry.
HiddenSanity
Mind, I knew some families that'd get one tree early, and then get a fresh one Christmas Eve. We considered them to be rich.
That might explain it. We were on a higher end of town.
N0MamesGuey
Shit ton of pine needles to clean up
DerMacko
hmm? you use pines as xmas trees? Spruce it up dudes!
W0b0
Like detroit. O you said pine needles
Or both
honeyissweet
But none in the stairwell
BananaBushFire
We used to fling ours out of the window for that reason. Neighbour asked why, told them, then the whole street started doing it.
True that
MajikMessiah
Going against the grain
zeroisnothing
Bet it's a huge fucking mess on the inside after that.
HotsauceIsLethal
Someone who throws a tree out their window doesnt understand physics/laws/societal rules. They probably also wipe back to front
WhatzitTooya
"We've been always doing it like this." My coworker everytime he does something wrong.
skipweasel
Yeah - if you're going to do something stupid at least do it sensibly.
Noahy503
Snoop dogg pooping.
Evacipate628
Snooping?
This is the way.. against the grain.
EvilKrikkit
I do this every year.....but I do it the right way.
TheLittleFlyingDutchGirl
Same. Getting it down 6 pairs of stairs while loosing needles :s. Throwing it from the balcony into the grass patch and then dragging it 2
The garbage pit is easier, cleaner and nicer to the neighbours that share the stairway.
dontfloatmygoat
When you don’t eat enough fibre
spooktree
fuck out'a here
PeterMidknight
When you took the lax too late and it doesnt help.
DergDog
“Your cousin...from Bos-ton”
stjohnixx
Plot-twist: that was a fake tree
NerdyNerdTubaNerd
amateurs - - - the pro move is to go trunk end first. The branches fold right in
Solavi
?1
mcbotulism
BAW-stin*
OneTwoBetterNotSue
RabbiKirschbaum
DrSpatula
Constreepation is no joke
this is kinda dangerous though, they should be fined. what if it fell on a old lady or right on someones head?
RickRollable
Lucky nobody was walking past
twfx
He coulda hit my fricken cah! Idiot shoulda torched it in the yahd with a wicked cold Sammy ah fawh
JohnBigboote74
I thought the tree was depressed and trying to commit suicide until the very end, when I saw the person pushing it out. Tree defenestration.
maryanar23
Humpty dumpty was pushed!!!! Pushed I tell you!!!
foundthelandscaper
Upvoting for word awareness.
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
It said something bad about Putin.
HogwartsAlumnus
Treefenestration.
MissSpelledTattoo
MadeYouLookAgain
Deforestenstration
justareallylongemailaddress
Reminds me of a poop I took once.
OhTheySayThisUsernameIsNotTaken
v
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
How often do you poop out of 2nd story windows?
OrRo77
Complete opposite of Taco Bell dump
MightyMile
Did you eat too many pumpkin seeds?
msftensoc365
Sounds painful
TwerkingLurker
You pooped a tree? You *might* be getting too much fiber in your diet.
Magmaticdynamo
How do you normally poop?
youngcleanheir
It was the day after Christmas...
DrKenAdams
Hot hot hot
trapdoorogre
I have an expression: "It looks like you tried to flush a christmas tree made of poop."
NeteaPolyDruidMom
Too much fiber?
motoxfreak
Godammit beat me to it
Isometimestakethingsliterally
You must have a really bad diet if you've only pooped once.
jimhotep
Oh Dorchester, never change.
eathotdog
*Dorchestah.
umbrellamaker
Dah-chestah
TheDeathstick
“Fiyah it out the windah”
WrongUn
I mean, maybe do.
rtqi1283
Actually, it’s Southie; note the street signs.
HeyQueef
East 6th and L is in Southie
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pangolinx
I was gonna say, this looks like Southie
Aye, couldn't read road signs.
Easier way to tell is we Dot Rats toss trees out the windows stump first
Ah, excellent point.
brownsugga
So, with the video evidence, does the city fine him?
a7r3id3s
so because the video doesn't show him picking up and placing it next to the other garbage cans, you assume he just left it there?
supervillin
Presumably they'd only have looked for video evidence *after* finding the tree corpse in the middle of the road.
Well, its not like he cared for the well being of anyone who may have been walking down there
fishintennessee
Except he did. You can see him pause and look.
jeff28010
That house needs more fiber
Pphunk77
Did he yell "Timber!"?
Durahl
Could be my mother... She too once attempted to throw out the tree from the 3rd floor but couldn't do without my help - Which I denied her.
loloop
Boston Tree Party, heh.
twoboxingfiend
what it feels like after eating a whole fruitcake you got for christmas
cutiewolf11312
so this is how trees are born? magical.
SocietyOfSensation
Me at age 92 pushing out a turd.
dimitrinyc42
What a jerk.
flappinmudbeans
Morning after Taco Bell
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Trunk first! Ya idiot.
TheMaleManPostMalone
We drove around town to look at Christmas lights at 7 p.m., Christmas day, and there was already a Christmas tree bagged and on the curb.
notitnoti
The real ones can be such a fire hazard once they get dry.
HiddenSanity
Mind, I knew some families that'd get one tree early, and then get a fresh one Christmas Eve. We considered them to be rich.
TheMaleManPostMalone
That might explain it. We were on a higher end of town.
N0MamesGuey
Shit ton of pine needles to clean up
DerMacko
hmm? you use pines as xmas trees? Spruce it up dudes!
W0b0
Like detroit. O you said pine needles
N0MamesGuey
Or both
honeyissweet
But none in the stairwell
BananaBushFire
We used to fling ours out of the window for that reason. Neighbour asked why, told them, then the whole street started doing it.
N0MamesGuey
True that
MajikMessiah
Going against the grain
zeroisnothing
Bet it's a huge fucking mess on the inside after that.
HotsauceIsLethal
Someone who throws a tree out their window doesnt understand physics/laws/societal rules. They probably also wipe back to front
WhatzitTooya
"We've been always doing it like this." My coworker everytime he does something wrong.
skipweasel
Yeah - if you're going to do something stupid at least do it sensibly.
Noahy503
Snoop dogg pooping.
Evacipate628
Snooping?
Noahy503
This is the way.. against the grain.
EvilKrikkit
I do this every year.....but I do it the right way.
TheLittleFlyingDutchGirl
Same. Getting it down 6 pairs of stairs while loosing needles :s. Throwing it from the balcony into the grass patch and then dragging it 2
TheLittleFlyingDutchGirl
The garbage pit is easier, cleaner and nicer to the neighbours that share the stairway.
dontfloatmygoat
When you don’t eat enough fibre
spooktree
fuck out'a here
PeterMidknight
When you took the lax too late and it doesnt help.
DergDog
“Your cousin...from Bos-ton”
stjohnixx
Plot-twist: that was a fake tree
NerdyNerdTubaNerd
amateurs - - - the pro move is to go trunk end first. The branches fold right in
Solavi
mcbotulism
BAW-stin*
OneTwoBetterNotSue
RabbiKirschbaum
DrSpatula
Constreepation is no joke
PeterMidknight
this is kinda dangerous though, they should be fined. what if it fell on a old lady or right on someones head?
RickRollable
Lucky nobody was walking past
twfx
He coulda hit my fricken cah! Idiot shoulda torched it in the yahd with a wicked cold Sammy ah fawh
JohnBigboote74
I thought the tree was depressed and trying to commit suicide until the very end, when I saw the person pushing it out. Tree defenestration.
maryanar23
Humpty dumpty was pushed!!!! Pushed I tell you!!!
foundthelandscaper
Upvoting for word awareness.
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
It said something bad about Putin.
HogwartsAlumnus
Treefenestration.
MissSpelledTattoo
MadeYouLookAgain
Deforestenstration
justareallylongemailaddress
Reminds me of a poop I took once.
OhTheySayThisUsernameIsNotTaken
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
How often do you poop out of 2nd story windows?
OrRo77
Complete opposite of Taco Bell dump
MightyMile
Did you eat too many pumpkin seeds?
msftensoc365
Sounds painful
TwerkingLurker
You pooped a tree? You *might* be getting too much fiber in your diet.
Magmaticdynamo
How do you normally poop?
youngcleanheir
It was the day after Christmas...
DrKenAdams
Hot hot hot
trapdoorogre
I have an expression: "It looks like you tried to flush a christmas tree made of poop."
NeteaPolyDruidMom
Too much fiber?
motoxfreak
Godammit beat me to it
Isometimestakethingsliterally
You must have a really bad diet if you've only pooped once.
jimhotep
Oh Dorchester, never change.
eathotdog
*Dorchestah.
umbrellamaker
Dah-chestah
TheDeathstick
“Fiyah it out the windah”
WrongUn
I mean, maybe do.
rtqi1283
Actually, it’s Southie; note the street signs.
HeyQueef
East 6th and L is in Southie
[deleted]
[deleted]
pangolinx
I was gonna say, this looks like Southie
jimhotep
Aye, couldn't read road signs.
HeyQueef
Easier way to tell is we Dot Rats toss trees out the windows stump first
jimhotep
Ah, excellent point.
brownsugga
So, with the video evidence, does the city fine him?
a7r3id3s
so because the video doesn't show him picking up and placing it next to the other garbage cans, you assume he just left it there?
supervillin
Presumably they'd only have looked for video evidence *after* finding the tree corpse in the middle of the road.
brownsugga
Well, its not like he cared for the well being of anyone who may have been walking down there
fishintennessee
Except he did. You can see him pause and look.