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Sep 8, 2024 5:32 PM
forbiddenfleshlight
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Mithi
#1 "Tranquility Base Here. The Eagle has Landed."
hopanio
#1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLZUQKFDpMg
DorkJedi
#1 WOOHOO! Free tromopoline!
brazzy42
Is it trampoline migration season already?
YouTubeRed
#1 sound
turbovespa
#1 the all new amazon prime same day delivery
dogfavoriter
#8 this cannot possibly be a real product
Lostarchitorture
Around $20 and you can have one, too: https://suatmm.com/products/eggplant-sauce-bottle
chatterer
#6 So dumb. I love it.
wazeewa
#1 - Honey the trampoline is here! Apparently Amazon is trying a new delivery system
UnpinionedPoplars
Not Amazon, they waited for a signature WAY too long.
YouTubeRed
sound
WaitingForCoffee
Only 8? Your cat needs to up his game
sfbiker
#1 - whoever is flying that drone should lose his drone license.
cgt9803
When they came home they wondered who delivered the free trampoline
whatsitwhosit
Amazon drone delivery
L1ttl3J1m
And parked it so neatly!
ChelVanin
#1 Good luck explaining that roof damage to insurance without a video like that.
TallynNyntyg
Good luck explaining it WITH a video like that.
Archaeologistinasuit
https://youtu.be/hwWv6UphTWM?si=fyByZYGBS2Ln8aY8 My first thought
FlareYes
TRAMOPOLINE! TRAMBOPOLINE!!
kramorp
Around 3:30am on a very stormy night, some neighbors trampoline hit the main power line feeding our house and ripped it and the meter (located just outside our bedroom) right off the side. I seriously thought we were being hit by a tornado and we were about to die. It was pretty easy to prove what did it, given that our yard was littered with springs and other debris. It was much harder for them to figure out which asshole hadn't secured their purchase to the ground. Never did figure it out.
Grimmrog
Good luck explaining anything like this without video proof.
OhmyBandit
Natural disasters usually aren't covered, are they?
whoopsidaz
We had our siding replaced from hail damage.
TresusIbor
Yes? Everyone in the region got their roof fixed on insurance this year due to the high winds and tornadoes.
TheDentDad
I would think that natural would be the most common of the disasters..
neithermenoryou
Dunno, I've seen plenty of disasters around that we only have thanks to the wonders of IVF and similar.
mafiacarstarter
The only things that insurance covers are the things that lawyers have been able to successfully argue in court that insurance covers. And even then, only if your lawyer knows about the previous successful cases.
AppleCrispCraver
Insurance covers exactly what it says it will cover in the very long, very detailed legal document that you signed when you purchased the insurance. People run into trouble because they just look for the lowest premiums and don’t actually pay attention to the coverage details.
mafiacarstarter
"Some of the nation’s biggest insurance companies—
Allstate, AIG, and State Farm among others—have
denied valid claims in an attempt to boost their bottom
lines. These companies have rewarded employees who
successfully denied claims, replaced employees who
would not, and when all else failed, engaged in outright
fraud to avoid paying claims." https://www.decof.com/documents/insurance-company-tricks.pdf
Redbulloth
If you have a lawyer who can't find the previous cases, you have the wrong lawyer
mafiacarstarter
Also known as "the lawyer you can afford, since you aren't a massive corporation."