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#1 - FP Edit - thanks for love guys. I love women so send what you want to!
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Boomcube13
Don't talk about pizza rolls in that way...
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
#1 is the definition of "Remember...this never happened"
KelHarper
More like "what happens here stays here. And should I still call you 'princess'?"
ihavelikedowlsince200
#35 tho...
VierasMarius
What a ride.
JVuillermin
Blasting rope? Good lord
badmedic504
Blasting rope, dropping rope strings, hot ropes of friendship. Face roping.. It's pretty funny stuff.
Xeddius
badmedic504
Jay oakerson: I just dropped hot ropes of friendship all over her back......
cramitinyourramhole
crackle crackle
VirtualChessLessons
#9 capybara lol?
alwaysupvoteitsalwayssunny
To be fair, #19 is verified Elmo
TungstenOrbital
#1 incest is wincest
AlabamaNerd
Don’t hate that Alabama was Game of Thrones-esque before GoT existed.
Jaymezians
As they say on Reddit. Roll tide.
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
Okay I’m kinda confused about #14. The bird is avoiding Netflix to focus on responsibilities, right? That doesn’t seem like usual meme style
KelHarper
I think they're mistaking a photo of a bird avoiding a wave for a bird dipping a toe in the water thinking about entering.
Dunes8
On one hand the situation is odd, but entirely possible. On the other, the source reporting it is a tabloid so...
MrDragonfyr
I'm betting a teenager posted these
YouThinkThatsBad
crazy to me all the "when at school.." or "when your mom..." memes are actually for/by high schoolers. It's been so long...
MrDragonfyr
Don't remind me! Lol
UselessAnon
#28 I'm done
Vagabondream
Well did he fuck her? Don't leave us hanging.
ShowMeYourKittehhs
According to redtube, yes he did.
TaintToucher
Some people have all the luck. You know which one.
VisaliaJim
#1 amirite?
LonelyBrannigan
#11 I gag like a motherfucker, it's violent
BustedHelmet
you've got to hum you wont gag and your doctor will give you an even stranger look
matheydonekilledoldrando
Daughter said, well $20 bucks is $20 bucks.
drakewarnock
She also said 'just to be clear, this is EXTRA and I still get my full allowance'
Goku
KelHarper
That's just messed up! What kind of daughter would CHARGE her dad? After everything he did for her!
ThisJoe
wait, how else do you eat a banana?
OneNeoEon
Mahfakah
Does it bother anyone else that #15 isn't a screensaver?
Mahfakah
Also I don't see a cosign.
dirtydumpling
Yeah...because if my daughter is a prostitute and I'm a cheater you'd best post it online in public forum.
wGiraffeBandit
#1
boodloop
/blasting rope/ +1
treehatshrimp
So... does plentyofhoes.com work?
VesselOfHate
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Fitchex
#1 is actually part of their marketing. These "ads" sre everywhere. Same hand writing in all those "I found your plentyofhoes account" pics.
DelightfullyOdd
Greetings, I am drunk but my brain told me to tell you I enjoyed this. Updoot.
guardian19d
What was Elmo's response, dammit!?
SirRogers
I was too distracted by Elmo saying "yeah baby".
idunnoyou
Elmo is communist red.
VolvoSupportTeam
byby357
So apparently ausies love anal... good to know.
chickenuggit
Can someone explain #44 pleaseeeee
GoodbyeCassini
“Fewer” sounds like “Fuhrer”.
giraffpappa
Native English speakers can´t pronounce foreign languages.
ionlyfavhotties
Who took the picture in #1? Something's fucky.
LyraTheLycan
The dad's only disappointed b/c his daughter is wearing sandals with a dress
ihavethelowground
Mom probably
Acefowl
Asking the real questions here.
boywiththehappypenis
And True Detective, ionlyfavhotties, arrives at the scene.
BustedHelmet
the mirror of course it even says so
BustedHelmet
to be honest though they probably got payed by that website to make up a story for advertisement or something of that sort
TheHorseShesElbowDeepIn
Why would they tell anyone?
garond
This is probably just marketing for the website, didn't really happen.
RickityDickity
The voice of reason I was looking for.
pronoun
HOLY SHIT YOU THINK IT COULD BE FAKE?!?!?!
KelHarper
Even true stories often feature a totally unrelated photo. How often do they actually say "this photo is of X person"? People just assume.
Goku
And why are they just sitting there waiting for someone to take pics and make news about it
thoushaltnotpass
Let's think about the story itself. If it happened to you, would you call the news to tell them the story? It can't be more than a rumor.
HappyNukeYearsEve
Making the real statements here.
ThemDarkArts
when have you ever seen a headline with a url in it?
rvcaptn
SNOPES STATUS IS LEGEND first recorded 1921
buckleupphuckface
ionlyfavhotties
I was waiting for this
TheyCallMeMrsPig
#45 There was a pedophile in my neighborhood when I was a kid who actually drove a white camper top van. Yeah, he went to jail.
daaaBlues
Had to be more run down tho, the van in that pic is waaayyy too spotless and new!
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Used to be a white, windowless "ice cream truck" without any prices or pics of the ice cream they sold that drove around my neighborhood.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Mine too! Except the neighborhood bikers (outlaws) found out first and took his penis privileges away for life. Good memories.
Muffyns
weird
Nibbets
Aside from the van, what is it about the Aviator glasses and handlebar mustache do children find so sexy?
geiokami
As a pedophile that stereotype is awful, I drive a silver sedan.
koops
It's normally the driving gloves that give them away.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
How do you know he was a pedophile? I mean, did you even try the candy he offered? Rude.
TheyCallMeMrsPig
Funny story he did always have candy. Totally unoriginal.
OfficialJoeBiden
Ehhh I’m starting to doubt the authenticity of this story.
TheyCallMeMrsPig
I would like to say that I'm making it up. They were peppermints though so not like it was candy for kids. It was his candy. But still....
Jakethesnake357
I can't zoom in far enough on the dog! What is it I've got to know
hode420LCGS
The nose says to look in right corner, then to look at left paw, and paw says, "I have crippling depression."
Jakethesnake357
Thank you!