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Apr 29, 2016 2:50 AM
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KixStar
DILF
ScottLovesCake
I would happily make babies with him, despite my lack of lady parts.
Karnomieee
I see you have two babies. I'd be happy to help make more.
askaglassofwater
Super hot, fit AND a fantastic Daddy? I thought those guys only existed in the imaginations of 16 year old girls.
ryukochan
In a word, "Sploosh."
cleaveittocleaver90
I'm that kid when he does a 30 second plank and is like "I'm over it"
Skycstroodle
I... I'd try homosexuality for him...
ampixii
He looks good after having two kids. Oh wait....
trev6800
Me doing this: "RUN UNDER ME YOU LITTLE SHIT I CANT HOLD UP MUCH LONGER"
TheOneAndOnlyTrueIvan
That's the way to get your kids interested in exercising when the grow up.
bananapeelslip
http://37.media.tumblr.com/272db0c1cebc8035c92e50c2d860faab/tumblr_n353ixnIzs1tvg9o3o1_500.gif
TakingTheClevelandBrownsToTheSuperBowl
Not that you would.
ThatChecksOut
Damn, that second one. Very impressive.
hijabista
*swoon*
Sfinski
Well I have something he doesn't. Tons of pizza! How about that ladies? Or fellas, I don't care. I'm lonely...
korcio
If you have Avalanche pizza from Bear's Tooth Alaska or some spicy pepperoni, I shall come join you :D
onespeed6
I am a dad. Man I look like shit and am a total pussy.
Ouroborus
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to solving it. Next cut out pop and try to avoid driving in favour of walking. /2
Ouroborus
Plus if you have kids young enough you can use them as weights for lifting. They literally love that.
Idontgetpeople
Half of those sets are the reason why those babies are there in the first place.
DarthIgneous
I bet you those kids grow up to be Spartan IIs
TheRealDwightSchrute
They're going to have 6 packs by the age of 4.
brightintempas
The link to their website where you can get those slidey thingys http://www.flyupfitness.com/
masterswasntworthit
thank god. I tried to figure out what those were.
goonies44
Oh very clever marketing. +1
DeeYer
I can see myself trying to do pushups then my arms slipping out from under me as I slam my face into the floor
GeneralMudkip
Isn't that how you do a pushup?
VlkrBndkt0
Captain here!!! For the ones who dropped them panties, his name is Brent Kruithof!!! *flies away majestically on unicorn to workout*
DeeEhEn
fuck this guy. Dadbod for life.
topherrobin
glad to
marvelboy
Fuck this guy? If you say so...
BuceWayne
Amen! https://45.media.tumblr.com/4ce5655bfe33a7d52fb2a31e69603eaf/tumblr_n2qhvcU7bL1qa6ucqo1_500.gif
Zokathra
You so jelly.
LZYRMN
How am I to live up to these fucking standard, God damn you ripped good looking dad guy.
NeoHelios
Oh jesus god in heaven, they have "lunges" for push ups now?! I give up...!
Mawse
The best thing about men is that when we see standards we don't apply them to ourselves, don't let us down!
Cassiopeia93
To the gym with you!
WhiteTrashTiger
Get to liftin'
Krocsyldiphithic
I COULD DO THAT! ᶦᶠ ᶦ ʷᵃᶰᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ⋅⋅⋅
DontTazeMeBrah
No, I rly couldn't
BlackDragoness
Personally, I'd go for a lazy renaissance man over a chiseled dad guy every day. Carry a conversation, not my bag.
SaturdayMidmorning
You're missing out. I know professors that focus part of their brilliance on their bodies and hitting the gym. Isms aren't a good look sis.
takushieternal
Nice fedora
sixsexsix
How about both?
doctorbees
Or--and hear me out--there are guys that exist that are both good looking and nice and can carry a conversation.
SaturdayMidmorning
I can't believe how often I have to say this to my forward thinking lady friends. There are really good guys at the gym.
fuckinusername
I don't see a wife/mother... Is there a position available? I'd like to fill it
ILOVECORGIIIES
Plot twist: straight man.
ArcaneM37
Most likely behind the camera.
ParaMachina
He's wearing a ring so I don't think so.
topherrobin
thanks capt obvious
ParaMachina
Oh man I hope I wasn't holding you up since you couldn't even spell out full words to insult me.
bigdog1983
Plot twist. Not dad, but gay uncle ^_^
aleister94
It's nice to see an uncle care so much about the overall health of his nephews
Iteki
Gay uncle theory is a specific concept in genetics. Extra family member with no or few dependents benefits entire bloodline.
bigdog1983
Sure, why not? Just because he could be gay, doesn't mean he doesn't care
VonShrekenWolf
Put scrub brushes on the bottom of those things and you'll have the Domestic Dad Trifecta in all its most majestic glory.
thegameball
BabyMop!
ShirtlessNixon
I thought you were referring to the babies as "things" for a second there.
aneverydayzombie
Well they are just crawling around...
awildcloud
My thoughts exactly.
0AK14ND
Wax on wax off!
ThatOBrienGuy
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!
ashmenon
I thought those WERE scrub brushes, tbh.
KatBlues
What are they exactly?
ashmenon
Whatever they are, he's selling them.
DrForester
what are those things he using to slide on the floor?
MikasaIsBAE
I'd probably use it to slide across the room..
UnhelpfulAnswers
They're just lubricated with all the lady juice from the commrnts
Lexx608
looks like a sponge.. will have to research it!
ekwalters
a sponge ?!? you think a sponge would slide on that jute looking carpet ?
Usernamesarejustlabels
Floory Mcfootslides
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
babies
cominginhot
eww
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
floorsliders
ThePontiacBandit
Arms
wafflesnpancakes
Ya don't need em...just use washcloths on hard floors and paper plates on carpet.
brightintempas
He sells them at http://www.flyupfitness.com/
slamthesix
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gumbarkules
Neat!
DannyLaFanny
..ً
PalatableVirus
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ChoppedCelery
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kungfugoldfish
Yep.
AmberRaven
.
Izael
They should have these in gyms
Yeant
R
blackbirdlore
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cheddarjacktees
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OhhWhale
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jolloyfisher
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WhatOhShitGif
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Azhmodeum
Oh neat
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I have something similar, I nearly broke my nose the first time I used them. They now live in my closet with the rest of the bad ideas.
Landship
Neat
Multani27
.
Vigilanterepoman
Period
Rectumhaironpoint
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asdfghjklx
All these people commenting, as if they haven't already forgotten about this.
WinstonsLeftTesticle
ad.
imazit
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BowToTheKraken
This guy can go fuck himself for $45.
theblackking
commenting for when i start working out. aka eventually. maybe.
whoopsiedaisies
Preparing for working out is still progress in my book, so congrats and you can do it!
BayazTheBenevolent
Why am I not surprised. Get your fucking advertisement out of here.
InsertPotatoHere
Someone asked what they are and OP answered. No where in this post was there a single advertisement. A bit rash yea?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
① I was curious as well. He sells them, but he freely gives all kinds of workout vids on his site and youtube. Seems the only drawback is
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
② they're most efficient on low carpet. Other than that, folks are pretty happy about them. --- I'd go through them like popcorn, though. At
ChrisRasco
What is this number magic you've done on your comments??
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
④ looking to upgrade but don't want to do kettlebells, options are limited so might as well try the slidey-handley-thingy.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
③ 6'7'' my options for push-up handles are limited to pipes, dumbbells, or knuckles. But if you smallfolk are already doing a Saitama and
delecti
Serious question, why does your height limit your options for push-up handles?
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
①Mostly it's just that I'm huge. The other part at play is that all distances are larger than usual, so the force (in the form of structural
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
③ And I don't even think that's right. I'm brain-fried from a cold, humid, slight sunburny day outside and my belly is full of tacos.
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
② integrity) of the handles has to deal with the much smaller ratio of distance fulcrum->center of gravity to distance fulcrum->handle.
M3turbo
i hear water dripping, oh wait that's all the panties getting soaked.
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
HEY DON'T YOU BE TALKIN BOU.....well actually you are completely right on this one. Clean up on isle 'my bed'
UnemployedReceptionist
Shouldn't there be a flood warning, or something attached to this post?
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
CLEANUP ON ISLE SPLOOSH!!
SpaceCatBuccaneer
Sploosh
plutus34
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Tqbbep9TAlg/TW7XWbg0XFI/AAAAAAAAK8U/7XlKBWqu8NU/s1600/hairdryer-TB.jpg
Lunaaer
Well, this is embarrassing. How'd it drip that far?
Ryannihilation
My man-panties are flooding and my Kinsey score climbed a couple notches.
bldl
Don't act like your peepees didn't move.
whovianspartans
I love you for this comment lol
AreThoseMyPants
There's children in those pictures! If anything, social conditioning causes it to shrink.
robbithobbit
I believe this is how you turn someone gay.
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robbithobbit
Mind blown
Duceinton
Gayer
TheType95
Won't work, already gay. Now confusingly aroused, envious and broody.
TehBloxx
Nailed it xD
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Can confirm.
HighFive1
Why are you in my house
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Clearly because you're hot and bothered and he's just there ready to accommodate
ThatOBrienGuy
Username checks out
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Sorry, that's actually me. I'm just lonely...
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
swagmclols
I've got another puzzle for you
CrimsonOwlDragon
I would sing this randomly and people just looked at me funny.