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Grandpa passed away and we found this in his wallet. RIP Grandpa #legendary
Mar 9, 2019 4:17 PM
Mctsoccer10
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Grandpa passed away and we found this in his wallet. RIP Grandpa #legendary
AntiDone
Always lick the bowl
TheOriginalAmberRose
Your grandpa was a playa!
AgnesMcGillicuddy
What do you mean dont lick the bowl?!? Lick the bowl!
theromen111
I came here expecting actual banana nut bread but this made me laugh so +1 to you
Armobutnotlikekimk
FUR LINED mixing bowl
Yallapalusa
He didn't pass away he just left town
HighTonedSOB
That's why Grandma smiles and gets flushed every time she eats banana nut bread
grafikdesigner413
Look at that font. Futura. Yummy
Lisossoma
LOL this was great OP! Sorry for your loss though
YangKoete
"Fur-lined bowl? The heck kind of 60's-...ohhhhhhhh."
garzacalypse
My grandpa passed away a couple days ago. Sorry for your loss. Memories keep them alive.
goldensky
I'm confused about the last line, but otherwise, go grandpa ;)
GenitalKenobi2
Silly Grandpa, bananas are for scale not eating
Syk0tik0ne
He was measuring how deep the bowl was.
bowser23
Saw that it was a recipe for banana bread and moved on. Came back to save the recipe. Gonna try this out with my roomy tomorrow.
L1NS4S4URUS
Grandpa knew what’s UP
JeepersMedia
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Licking the bowl is the best part.
trojanknight421
I only read the first half of the title and was thinking cocktail. This was good too.
Magpiebones
Laughing eyes makes me think of mouths in place of eyes. Damn you, Corinthian.
Cheomesh
zarola1
You lick the bowl before mixing
FlyingAce94
Or after we dont judge 'stares with judging eyes'
DoctorGonzo37
:: judges the judging eyes ::
AvengeMeKriegerBots
Gouges out own eyes* am.... am I doing this right guys, i can't tell
DoctorGonzo37
Bertholomew
ALWAYS LICK THE BOWL
tyrpestdeath
Never lick the bowl. That's for the person you're making it all for.
BornToRun94
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
Can't recall which film but the quote is "eating pussy can kill you."
probshouldntsayitbut
Poor grandma.
RecurringNightmare
lick it before you nut in it, not after...
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
You're not my supervisor.
AtemShane
Maybe not after the banana is soft tho
dingofdong
Depends how well creamed the bowl was, really
AtemShane
Fair point
RobBobertyYT
Before mixing... or after if you want, I'm not your supervisor.
ThenILickItOff
I feel like im relevant
vakler
vakler
I'd really just appreciate the chance to get off first... Or even just get head as often as I give it.... Or have sex for longer than 3 mins
vakler
We're going through rough waters in the sexual aspect of our relationship. My dude is still a great fucking dude.
kozzillakilla
This may sound stupid and obvious but have you asked? Suggested? That’s always been my mistake. Maybe he’s insecure about his abilities?
vakler
I have. We tend to schedule sex, which I know doesn't sound fun, but we both work a ton and I'm in school full-time too so we be tired.
vakler
On the up, he's the only fellow to get me to O from oral. He's a good dude, we're just so busy sex doesn't happen often and I tend to give.