I told my friends I have a date with a really attractive girl, they told me she was imaginary. jokes on them because they are too

Feb 2, 2017 5:29 PM

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Get out of my head OP!

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+1 cause heath ledger

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@repoststatistics

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10 things i hate about you heath ledger was my dream boat.

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has anyone written a biography about him yet?

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Best acting job ever as the Joker, amazing job, so sad when they go so young.

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I could watch that smile for daaays

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Mr. Rodgers had imaginary friends....and he's an American Hero. So, party on good sir or madam.

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Sweet Jesus, that face. I can't believe I'm saying this about a fucking celebrity, but I miss him.

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Oh my lord, he is just sickeningly gorgeous

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I mean, he was... nowadays, not so sure.

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Imagine where he could have been today, what he could have achieved and all the movies he'd star in...

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You see these scars?

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ahhh the j factor

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@OP, imagine which finger I am holding! +1

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that is the perfect gif for this joke.

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Excuse me!, but He would be a happy little tree!

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@repoststatistics

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This reminds me of FotC. Bret - "My wife and I weren't able to have children, so we chose to imagine them. The doctor suggested it." 1/

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Jermaine - "Bret's wife is unable to have children because she's not a real woman." 2/

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Bret - "No she's--yeah, she's imaginary too. The kids take after her in that sense"

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Boy Paul Lassiter from Spin City really put on some weigth and a pink-elephantesque color

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Ohh fuck u

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Too soon.

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DON'T YOU PUT THAT SADNESS ON ME!

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OMG YOU AWFUL PERSON PLEASE GO

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awe shit I'm sorry dude

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BING BONG BING BONG

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BING BONG BING BONG

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Who's rocket makes you yell horray!

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BING BONG BING BONG

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My BFF "informed" me my GF isn't imaginary and the word I wanted was "inflatable"

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What a let down

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That joke never gets old...just like Heath Ledger

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Dark as FUCK

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Ouch.

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Joke so dark I had to turn a light on.

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Duuude..

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Fuck

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I'd like to ask about your hat.

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D: ....................+1

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TIL searching the gif replies on mobile for "savage" just gives you gifs of Fred Savage.

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That savagery

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This gif makes it even funnier

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If your username is true I doubt anything here will offend you too much

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Or anywhere

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Damn this post hit a wall faster than Paul Walker

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Paul Walker is dead.

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...I understand he was a huge fan of BBQ

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Nice.

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At least Paul got the chance to die doing something he loved...

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Thaa comment went through my brain faster than the bullet did JFK's

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Also hit the dashboard quicker than princess Diana

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I laughed so hard im done in the bathroom

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No.

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20 years this year.

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What? Too soon for you?

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20 years this year.

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I'm Dunn with these kinda jokes.

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I'm Diana to know what actually offends you

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I don't give a Dime Bag

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It's time someone kurtailed all of this

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I'll join the glen Frey. this thread Jack'd...son. Until someone bow[ies] out. Then whoever's left is the Prince...ess Leia. Tiny Rick-man!

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It's time someone kurtailed all of this

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