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Jul 13, 2022 11:31 PM
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MojoBobtheHoochyman
Yep. That's time for a new stove right there.
TinyRavenFeathers
Zega000
kadac00
Time to move
StunttheRunt
Stove's not wrong.
jolem53
I don't think you did it right.
Metalsmith21
If you're boiling syrup everything in that house is now sticky, even the cats.
LaffertyDanie1
What's the charge for this in Canada?
MisterBrahanovich
Might as well just toss out that range
Hotkolbas
Djkb6718
Did they boil over? This is a spectacular fuck up.
BunchaCrunchOfHuman
I don't expect that stain to ever come off that white oven
nojustsayitdont
On the bright side, the house didn't burn down.
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Peel the film off and put it on a pancake
JustAPileOfCats
ShoanaeaKeye
What... What happened?
ThunderToast1
Easier to just buy new stove.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
flemkin
Oof...um...Nah, I've got nothing else
ICampOntheFirstDate
Shopping for a new stove, arranging delivery, and laying new vinyl plank in the meantime would still take less time than cleaning that shit.
Krashtestdummy
nothingtolurkhere
Looks like the wooden spoon trick for pasta boil overs didn't work here.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Lol. Pretty sure the ol spoon over the pot trick only works with water
Fishkeeper
Apparently it works by popping the water bubbles. Syrup bubbles are probably more resilient.
Makerofroads
It doesn't even work there tbh. Boiling noodles, boils right over the spoon and onto the stove top
PinkEater
If that is a ceramic surface you're really screwed. Not sure about the floor. Maybe you can lick it clean.
aFlailingTuna
Smooth tops*
aFlailingTuna
Ya sugar often causes pits in those smith tops
recury
Never leave the stove unattended while boiling things down (goes for brewing as well)
CompletelyUniqueUsername
Brewing is way too slow for me not to get breaks.
drduffer
Stay in the damn kitchen while cooking. This is how fires happen!
Strangedays2024
There are a lot of cooking processes that you can reasonably leave alone for extended periods. That said candy and syrup are a pain.
BaloneyBob
End
bmr154
End what?
somethingsomethingwittyhere
This is the end
syrupy friend.
immabearrawr
Fin.
Snark42
Halas
merelyadequategooglymoogly
That stove knows what time it is.
Hurtsdo
Unlike that bitch ass microwave
HedonistBeard
Time to lick the stove.
laughoutloud74
That glass top is toast. I got a tiny bit of hot sugar one my old one and a chuck chipped out. I tried to wipe it real quick.
ztygs
I'm no bread expert, but I think it's still glass.
laughoutloud74
Take your up vote you punny bastard
rosebudthesled
You are no longer welcome in Canada. You can however still live in Quebec. We're sorry.
PandaSavage
Quebec makes like 80% of the whole world's maple syrup ya know? Including for the rest of Canada
BubblesTheFish
A fate worse than death.
MadBadHated
I hate to say atoedaso, but I fucking atoedaso!
daverbeans
*sorrey
ztygs
Sorrey, eh.
tekoshy6862
Are you mad, sir? Quebec would crucify him
rosebudthesled
Then he would learn his lesson and be let back into society. Quebec is a punishment but it is also a learning experience.
TOOTSIEBUNS
Quebec makes the best maple syrup.. i will not change my mind
rosebudthesled
Which is why that's where they need to go. But they can't live like a normal person. They have to live in quebec until they learn.
strapontin
And the most with something like 85% of worldwide production.
TexanSailor
Hear there’s good fishing up there in k bec
SalmySwims
I loves fishing in Qwee-beck
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Quebec is OG Canada
AngurProne
Parle vous francais? LOL
thefnord
Parlez-vous
billstranger
Français
HawkmanXLII
Quebec is the syrup capital of the world. If there's any place they're not allowed, it's there.
rosebudthesled
It's the best place for them to learn until they are allowed back into society.
terajack2048
And you should claim your American and French sucks and your not speaking that
bignastylittletoe
They must learn the ancient ways and be blessed by goose
AntRam95
If the have to learn before they’re allowed back into society than they wouldn’t be allowed in Quebec, but would be in the rest of Canada
iCantSleepUntilHerButtTouchesMine
Or. Hear me out. Lead an even bigger theft of maple syrup than the last guy
mountiedan
Lol I don’t know how much more than the entire reserve you could try to one up the last attempt.
rosebudthesled
It's a big ask but we are trying to teach people a lesson here.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
HawkmanXLII
The implication is that Quebec is not real society, and good place to pay penance. I'm not sure I disagree.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
examples please? why is it different? there's no tim hortons out there maybe?
Rijtjeshuis
Tabarbak!
Neednoggle
Soooo close
rosebudthesled
I didn't know if 'Tabarbak' was a local phrase but Tabarnak! I've heard that in heated moments many a time.
JackieTreehornProductions
Do you play hockey?
rosebudthesled
I am Canadian but never got into hockey. My friends are hockey players. Never heard tabarbak. Is that an offshoot of tabrnak or different?