Paddleboarders warned to Exit the Water in a "Calm Manner"... they are "Next to 15 Sharks" !!!!

May 12, 2017 8:08 AM

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The paddleboarders.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

No sauce? Down vote every time. I shouldn't have to scour the comment section for my sauce, you monster.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck surfing and fuck the ocean.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They used a lot of words to tell them about the sharks. Maybe, "Please leave the water calmly, there are great white sharks. Repeat.."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would immediately have a panic attack and drown if I heard this announcement. So... a win for the sharks.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just boop them

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Latest headline: Sharks in Ocean!! Californians shocked!!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Juvenile white sharks have been congregating off OC/Long Beach the last few weeks. Pretty neat-o.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sawsss: http://time.com/4776331/helicopter-sheriff-paddle-boarding-sharks/

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thank you for doing OP's job.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The police shouldn't take sides

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this is why you'll never see me in the ocean. Fuck that noise

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How do you stay calm after that?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

The reaction of the paddleboarders

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 0

Is it to late to bring back freaks and geeks?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No way I've been rewatching it on Netflix lately

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd be hydrofoiling to the beach from the sheer force of me shitting myself.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was shark on 4/29/17 at a church beach in San Clemente. People have been advised to avoid the beaches, so this guy is brave to be out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Internet is so shit in Free State South Africa, I can't see the gif :( - it won't load. Sounds scary though!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats where I live... no more swimming in the ocean for me!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bring me my brown board shorts...

9 years ago | Likes 434 Dislikes 2

Code brown, code brown

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Nice deadpool reverence

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That joke is older than dirt mate, older than marvel

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This guy has the right idea.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

damn! beat me to it! +1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They say it like it's a bad thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You may want to leave the area, BUT THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS!!! http://imgur.com/i27EzVn

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

California or Florida?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Looks like black tip shark to me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's definitely a great white. Right body shape and area

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmm... need banana for scale

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sharks are curious of us and don't purposely eat us. There are more people killed by tigers and elephants than there are sharks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well people get scared by those too. But at least you feel more stable on ground than water. Fears are not that rational.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

exceptional point! why fear mongering is a common tactic to direct people's attention. Powerful marketing tool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see the paddleboarders

9 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 2

Nah, the Sharks won't pass them for a couple days.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not anymore

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure they're just keeping a close eye on this one shark and the paddle boarders were all being killed by the other 14 out of frame

9 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe they were to late?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were actually warning just one guy by himself in the water. Either the GIF isn't clear enough or the dialogue was shopped on.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Figured as much

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe the announcer was delusional due to their deaths from sharks and still believed they were there

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

"If anyone's still alive down there, and you don't know about the sharks... um... there're sharks guys. That's why your friends are dead."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's the only possible outcome really.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I watched the story behind this on the news 30 seconds ago

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

Awesome - you're in Orange County? I'm in Flagler. Do u know what beach this was?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is Capistrano Beach in front of beach road, just south of Doheney. Drove by and saw plenty of people out surfing, accept the risks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Orange County California

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"... off the coast of San Onofre and Capistrano Beach."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its making world news now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Source?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Fuckin sauce doesn't even specify if this is California or Florida.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

The gif mentioned orange county..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So was it Florida or California?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Pro-tip: try reading "...beachgoers were enjoying watersports in Orange County, California."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It said cali.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"Enjoying watersports"

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