Jake and Elwood.

Mar 10, 2026 7:32 PM

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Ooh thats a +1 to their stunt multiplier. Now find a billboard

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Cop is wrong about the location. That's the University Bridge over the "Ship Canal." The "Montlake Cut" is farther east from there and goes under the Montlake Bridge.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that were my car, I'd be mad it was stolen, but that jump was epic. Probably worth it to know it can make the jump

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fix the cigarette lighter

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Seattle. They abandoned the car a few blocks away as it was effed up.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Freebird solo intensifies*

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

them duke boys are at it again...

2 weeks ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 3

I was hoping this would be here...but at the same time not because it makes me feel old even though i'm not even 40 yet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Montlake in Seattle? Yeeehaww!

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They found the car but the driver escaped

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Having read the title, in my head... it was a lot more epic

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, this was in Seattle at the University bridge last September. https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/driver-fleeing-police-jumps-university-bridge/281-e0ebc428-a9d1-4796-a4e7-c9bc2f6bc7e3#

2 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"WELCOME TO SEATTLE. YEEHAW FUCK THE LAW IS NOW IN FULL EFFECT."

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly at this point I almost feel they deserve the win

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If they pull that with my car I don't even want it back

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

According to the news article the car was found still running but considered totaled and the suspects were not found.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jeez yeah probably so much damage to the frame and everything under.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Door Dash isn't always easy

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're on a mission from gahhd

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Remember the time Conan did it with a bean full of beans? šŸ˜ v

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Looks like they spilled some beans... https://imgur.com/5fLLNxU

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they did several jumps, that was a good show

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ma beans!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to remix it with this as background music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aZSP8c05zM

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For comparison:

2 weeks ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

So is it the new bluesmobile, or what?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fix the cigarette lighter.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks....

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Fix the cigarette lighter.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Car’s got a lot of pickup…

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But they were on a mission from God, though...

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guy in OP's video probably wasn't on a mission from God.

2 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

He did make the jump , so he might have....

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2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Were they meaning no harm or were they on a mission from god?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is getting reposted too often.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before the catalytic converter so it'll run good on regular gas.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Car's got a lotta pickup.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don’t like it?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blues Brothers is a national treasure

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fix the cigarette lighter.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate Illinois nazis.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Made it easily and it shows you all the TV and movies about copoganda is bullshit the cop would have made it too but he had an appointment to rape a child and kill a black person at the same time

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Montlake cut?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seattle, bitch!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Open'...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Making it." Yeah, but how far?

2 weeks ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Away.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until the engine seizes from lack of oil

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seattle University district. Lots of weird streets, and those uni kids will definitely stash the bad guy. Seattle hates the po-po.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

far enough to ditch the cops & flee on foot

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

He is literally driving deeper into Seattle closer to other police departments.

only option was to cut hard to the right, ditch the car, then look sexy walking away

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Further than that cop, anyway.

2 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Not 5te next one. Did you know, the cops have radios now!

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Often the best goal isn't 'get away as far as possible' but to get far enough away to break line of sight and then vanish.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Rogue class OP

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

confirming: the chase has to be short, the longer you run the easier it is to get cops in front of you or get the helo on you. make a few 1/

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

turns the won't try, get outta sight & ditch, they'll get to the car in the end, best case is you're gone by then. 2/2

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Odds are good that SUV survived the jump. The driver's back won't be happy about it, but the car likely lived long enough to at least get out of sight.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anybody ever see that movie "3 on a match"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They made it, but their radiator and oil pan did not.

2 weeks ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 0

Not a problem, It's gonna get the chop chop treatment.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The completely opposite opinions of @agouti and @TK421isAFK, here.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but he's wrong. šŸ˜‹

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Drive it like you stole it."

2 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This guy understood the assignment

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's an Audi. It wasn't going to get much further than that bridge without a tow truck, anyway, regardless of how it was being driven.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

car is stolen. once the gumballs come out the car's only purpose is escape, wreck it if it gets you away!

2 weeks ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

Thought to myself, "That can't be true" but there it was, a-goin' blue, blue, blue. Uh-oh, bubble-gum machine done hit the jackpot

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

10 - 4 Back door, you're in a heap of trouble, boy, for sure.

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2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

v

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well they said stolen car so I imagine the point was just to cross, dump the vehicle somewhere, and cheese it

2 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

He tried to lamb, but they cheesed him!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvotimg for cheese it. LOL

2 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I’ll updoot you too for ā€œcheese itā€, but I honestly want to know if you just used the term or can you give the reference?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Got it from good ol’ loveable bender

https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cheese_it_futurama.gif

Though couldn’t find an Imgur native gif but it’s one of his common expressions throughout the series and it means ā€œto run awayā€ lolz

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh. An excellent modern reference. I’m old and was thinking of the Bowery Boys series from the ā€˜50’s. They used that phrase all the time.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a Audi Q7 (built on the same platform as the VW Touareg), it would have coped with a small jump.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Came to say this and most folks (in my experience at least) when you're using the roof racks/storage, they usually are on top of maintenance and condition of their cars, again in my car community at least.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Roof rack storage containers and kayak carriers on Audis are like huge tires and lift kits on pavement princess pickups - just for show.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's funny how you say that as if that's a mark of quality or strength. "Audi" is Swahili for "unreliable, and a financial liability".

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I mean, Audis are pretty tough around these parts, but I suppose the manufacturing standards may be different.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And "Audi" is Latin for "Hear!", or "Horch" in German - the name of the founder and the origin of the company's name.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not really. Go play with some translation software or sites. Next, go find the oldest reference to the "horch=hear=audi" story you can. It's nowhere near as old as the Audi company.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know what sources you're looking at, but according to Audi themselves, and the memoirs of August Horch himself dated 1937, as well as every other statement I can find, it comes from the translation of the name per suggestion of his son. I can read German, no translation needed.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't say that because it's an Audi, I said it because it's a solid 4WD built on a solid platform.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a german - WTF??

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Maybe their cars are a better quality when made in Germany? I'm in California, and most of the Audis we see are made in Mexico, or sitting in the shop. I've had several Volkswagens and Audis over the last 15 years, and every one of them has been a piece of shit. They've got nothing on Mercedes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a joke that wasn't even funny in my grandpa's time. The format goes, generally, [word] is [foreign language] for [insult]. It relies on a bit of xenophobia and ignorance to get a laugh out of other ignorant xenophobes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, asshole, it's a slight parody on the fact that the Volkswagen group appropriated a bunch of African names for their car models. They've done this for decades. "Scirocco" is a wind that originates in the Sahara desert and blows towards the Mediterranean basin. VW first use that word as a car name in 1974. VAG has consistently "borrowed" African words to name their cars, which pairs well with their target audience: gentrifiers that evict POCs and rename streets and neighborhoods after them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

it didn't have cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks.

2 weeks ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Or cop daddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXeolMokIuU

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Before I opened it, I was hoping it would be this. Thank you. " Arrest me but make it sexy!"

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Two days until they announce the Netflix Movie with Alexi Hawley as director with Mark Addy as a new Shepard, Melissa O'Neil as the new pilot and Seth Green and Felecia Day joining the extended cast.

Watch the skys on the 13th

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