Jul 27, 2016 3:13 PM
TibetanMonk
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revooms
Weedfarm here I come
SoDamEvil
A whole new meaning to farm bot.
baringmo
First robot programmed to feel hunger
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
This is some late game harvest moon shit right here.
ChefLes
http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/farmbot-open-source-agriculture-robot/
Chixiepixie
I kinda want one
MelfsAcidArrow
Could have used this on Mars
tduffstuff
Now they just need to make a robot that makes slices of spiced ham and packages them for you. Call it Spambot.
spanishmike
Repost
SlickerThanNick
sold for $3900 or if you preorder by July 31st, it's only $2900!!!
RecompostedSapiens
Does it also cook the food and feed it to me?
BuntwithaC
https://youtu.be/Cyp_ubQArHk This robot does
imgurfacepalm
What about diseases? Thats what usually kills my plants...
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
And bugs! In Florida bugs kill everything
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Does it grow bacon? I NEED bacon.
Spoonland
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7300000/Futurama-1x02-The-Series-Has-Landed-futurama-7312900-720-480.jpg
NoSeriouslyAskMeAnything
"YOO. HOO."
SingleFlamingle
A woman that fine you gotta romance first.
mariya54
Gardening is actually really healthy for people, studies show gardening helps cure depression. Why make a robot do it?
mobyfoo
Imgonnatipyouwell
Robots are cool?
DigitalGuru42
For when you'd like to know where your food comes from. And if you don't have time to water / plant / weed it could be helpful.
zelgadiss44
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/011/129/RT.jpg
SteevyT
CNC gardening.
dizasiankid
Be careful, Jagex has been banning for a lot of bots lately.
RubberCatTurds
That's cool and all, but it's pretty useless in getting food to grow in my yard unless it also keeps the deer away.
preaction
For that you need: A fence.
I have a 6' high fence and motion sensor sprinklers surrounding my garden to scare anyone nearby. I need a full greenhouse.
linustheman
or a rifle.
PandasCanFly
And yet some people would still kill their plants somehow with this. Also, killing the weeds made it look BRUTAL. * STAB STAB STAB *
iAmNature
I was thinking more of a MGS detected sound followed by *pap pap pap pap*
Linkthebarbarian
I read fembot
iReleaseEndorphins
When your lazy AF! Or have a legitimate reason.
poop273
Cool?
MikeDaTiger
Knowing me, I'd still kill them
RobertAckerman311
ms-QL0guA.gif
tflorio19500
Where do they plant the beef?
Luffy52
i thought the title said Fam boy. i got so confused....Damn u dyslexia.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Can it also harvest said food, prepare it, cook it, and put it in my mouth? Pssh, then why do I care?
Some of you really need to loosen up a little :)
It is open source, so you could program and build the required components to do so.
RCSpotz
"all the food you need." I don't think that means what you think it means.
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
What about all the food I WANT farmbot?!!!
PattiMichelle
$100 head of lettuce
Coolmikefromcanada
that isn't enough calories
zazcallabah
http://www.viruscomix.com/page428.html
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
You mean it doesn't grow bacon and veal?
attendre
This is manufactured by verison
allthegoodusernamesarwtakenthanksfuckers
Ill be watching your veggie robot.
Ouroborus
If they grow zucchini with it...
Thisiscoolshit
You mean you need to eat something other than lettuce/cabbage? Inconceivable!
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turtlefucker
God why
CanOpEvenTriForce
Toucan pasta.
tigreblanc
how about all the food I want?
SpaceISIS
sure, my backyard is 10 acres of cropland, isn't yours?
Cheomesh
Nope, 200 square feet at best BUT the USDA has certified my right to farm on it due to zoning.
Ilikestyx
or quit being a lazy asshole and actually garden.
RickyBobbyShakenBake
don't worry, the price will weed out most people and they'll just do it themselves... or not at all.
wintercoat
With my back and knees? Only if I'm growing something a bit stronger than cabbage.
SpookyBipple
I enjoy gardening but it's a lot of work. You have to be more than simply not lazy to do it.
I hear ya. My friend gardens (has 2 young kids and a wife who works). He's got peppers, tomatoes, corn, melons, cucumber, hops, tobacco.
dngrslycheesy
I don't know if being lazy makes you an asshole. I think it just makes you lazy.
I just like to add some flare with words like asshole, and fuckhead :P
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Whatever you say fuckhole commentor
MechaNinja
That's a good way to get your point across, pissflaps.
I'll allow it, maggot burger.
IrishBITS
This is for people who have little time. Like a single mother of 3 who works full time and has to run kids around for school/activities
SomeDetroitGuy
... Who has an extra $3,000 laying around and doesn't understand basic economics?
emceebreadfriend
and want their children to starve after sharing one head of lettuce
TIL single moms with three kids have more money than time.
alpacarappa
I'm not lazy nor an asshole but I am a plant murderer. I try not to again and again bit the plants always end up dead. This is for me.
If you do it right the only thing that can fuck it up is pests, disease or terrible soil.
NateintheNorth
There's also that big "not doing it right" thing.
dwimmerlaik
which is quite a lot actually.
this thing doesn't solve those problems.
revooms
Weedfarm here I come
SoDamEvil
A whole new meaning to farm bot.
baringmo
First robot programmed to feel hunger
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
This is some late game harvest moon shit right here.
ChefLes
http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/farmbot-open-source-agriculture-robot/
Chixiepixie
I kinda want one
MelfsAcidArrow
Could have used this on Mars
tduffstuff
Now they just need to make a robot that makes slices of spiced ham and packages them for you. Call it Spambot.
spanishmike
Repost
SlickerThanNick
sold for $3900 or if you preorder by July 31st, it's only $2900!!!
RecompostedSapiens
Does it also cook the food and feed it to me?
BuntwithaC
https://youtu.be/Cyp_ubQArHk This robot does
imgurfacepalm
What about diseases? Thats what usually kills my plants...
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
And bugs! In Florida bugs kill everything
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Does it grow bacon? I NEED bacon.
Spoonland
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7300000/Futurama-1x02-The-Series-Has-Landed-futurama-7312900-720-480.jpg
NoSeriouslyAskMeAnything
"YOO. HOO."
SingleFlamingle
A woman that fine you gotta romance first.
mariya54
Gardening is actually really healthy for people, studies show gardening helps cure depression. Why make a robot do it?
mobyfoo
Imgonnatipyouwell
Robots are cool?
DigitalGuru42
For when you'd like to know where your food comes from. And if you don't have time to water / plant / weed it could be helpful.
zelgadiss44
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/011/129/RT.jpg
SteevyT
CNC gardening.
dizasiankid
Be careful, Jagex has been banning for a lot of bots lately.
RubberCatTurds
That's cool and all, but it's pretty useless in getting food to grow in my yard unless it also keeps the deer away.
preaction
For that you need: A fence.
RubberCatTurds
I have a 6' high fence and motion sensor sprinklers surrounding my garden to scare anyone nearby. I need a full greenhouse.
linustheman
or a rifle.
PandasCanFly
And yet some people would still kill their plants somehow with this. Also, killing the weeds made it look BRUTAL. * STAB STAB STAB *
iAmNature
I was thinking more of a MGS detected sound followed by *pap pap pap pap*
Linkthebarbarian
I read fembot
iReleaseEndorphins
When your lazy AF! Or have a legitimate reason.
poop273
Cool?
MikeDaTiger
Knowing me, I'd still kill them
RobertAckerman311
ms-QL0guA.gif
tflorio19500
Where do they plant the beef?
Luffy52
i thought the title said Fam boy. i got so confused....Damn u dyslexia.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Can it also harvest said food, prepare it, cook it, and put it in my mouth? Pssh, then why do I care?
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Some of you really need to loosen up a little :)
DigitalGuru42
It is open source, so you could program and build the required components to do so.
RCSpotz
"all the food you need." I don't think that means what you think it means.
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
What about all the food I WANT farmbot?!!!
PattiMichelle
$100 head of lettuce
Coolmikefromcanada
that isn't enough calories
zazcallabah
http://www.viruscomix.com/page428.html
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
You mean it doesn't grow bacon and veal?
attendre
This is manufactured by verison
allthegoodusernamesarwtakenthanksfuckers
Ill be watching your veggie robot.
Ouroborus
If they grow zucchini with it...
Thisiscoolshit
You mean you need to eat something other than lettuce/cabbage? Inconceivable!
[deleted]
[deleted]
turtlefucker
God why
CanOpEvenTriForce
Toucan pasta.
tigreblanc
how about all the food I want?
SpaceISIS
sure, my backyard is 10 acres of cropland, isn't yours?
Cheomesh
Nope, 200 square feet at best BUT the USDA has certified my right to farm on it due to zoning.
Ilikestyx
or quit being a lazy asshole and actually garden.
RickyBobbyShakenBake
don't worry, the price will weed out most people and they'll just do it themselves... or not at all.
wintercoat
With my back and knees? Only if I'm growing something a bit stronger than cabbage.
SpookyBipple
I enjoy gardening but it's a lot of work. You have to be more than simply not lazy to do it.
Ilikestyx
I hear ya. My friend gardens (has 2 young kids and a wife who works). He's got peppers, tomatoes, corn, melons, cucumber, hops, tobacco.
dngrslycheesy
I don't know if being lazy makes you an asshole. I think it just makes you lazy.
Ilikestyx
I just like to add some flare with words like asshole, and fuckhead :P
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Whatever you say fuckhole commentor
MechaNinja
That's a good way to get your point across, pissflaps.
dngrslycheesy
I'll allow it, maggot burger.
IrishBITS
This is for people who have little time. Like a single mother of 3 who works full time and has to run kids around for school/activities
SomeDetroitGuy
... Who has an extra $3,000 laying around and doesn't understand basic economics?
emceebreadfriend
and want their children to starve after sharing one head of lettuce
Ilikestyx
TIL single moms with three kids have more money than time.
alpacarappa
I'm not lazy nor an asshole but I am a plant murderer. I try not to again and again bit the plants always end up dead. This is for me.
Ilikestyx
If you do it right the only thing that can fuck it up is pests, disease or terrible soil.
NateintheNorth
There's also that big "not doing it right" thing.
dwimmerlaik
which is quite a lot actually.
Ilikestyx
this thing doesn't solve those problems.