Farmbot

Jul 27, 2016 3:13 PM

TibetanMonk

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Weedfarm here I come

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

A whole new meaning to farm bot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First robot programmed to feel hunger

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is some late game harvest moon shit right here.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I kinda want one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could have used this on Mars

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now they just need to make a robot that makes slices of spiced ham and packages them for you. Call it Spambot.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Repost

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

sold for $3900 or if you preorder by July 31st, it's only $2900!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does it also cook the food and feed it to me?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

https://youtu.be/Cyp_ubQArHk This robot does

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about diseases? Thats what usually kills my plants...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And bugs! In Florida bugs kill everything

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does it grow bacon? I NEED bacon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gardening is actually really healthy for people, studies show gardening helps cure depression. Why make a robot do it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Robots are cool?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For when you'd like to know where your food comes from. And if you don't have time to water / plant / weed it could be helpful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CNC gardening.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Be careful, Jagex has been banning for a lot of bots lately.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's cool and all, but it's pretty useless in getting food to grow in my yard unless it also keeps the deer away.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For that you need: A fence.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a 6' high fence and motion sensor sprinklers surrounding my garden to scare anyone nearby. I need a full greenhouse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or a rifle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet some people would still kill their plants somehow with this. Also, killing the weeds made it look BRUTAL. * STAB STAB STAB *

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was thinking more of a MGS detected sound followed by *pap pap pap pap*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read fembot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your lazy AF! Or have a legitimate reason.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Knowing me, I'd still kill them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do they plant the beef?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought the title said Fam boy. i got so confused....Damn u dyslexia.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can it also harvest said food, prepare it, cook it, and put it in my mouth? Pssh, then why do I care?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Some of you really need to loosen up a little :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is open source, so you could program and build the required components to do so.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"all the food you need." I don't think that means what you think it means.

9 years ago | Likes 510 Dislikes 6

What about all the food I WANT farmbot?!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

$100 head of lettuce

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

that isn't enough calories

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean it doesn't grow bacon and veal?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is manufactured by verison

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ill be watching your veggie robot.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If they grow zucchini with it...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean you need to eat something other than lettuce/cabbage? Inconceivable!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 27, 2016 10:56 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

God why

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toucan pasta.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how about all the food I want?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

sure, my backyard is 10 acres of cropland, isn't yours?

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Nope, 200 square feet at best BUT the USDA has certified my right to farm on it due to zoning.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

or quit being a lazy asshole and actually garden.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 11

don't worry, the price will weed out most people and they'll just do it themselves... or not at all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With my back and knees? Only if I'm growing something a bit stronger than cabbage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoy gardening but it's a lot of work. You have to be more than simply not lazy to do it.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I hear ya. My friend gardens (has 2 young kids and a wife who works). He's got peppers, tomatoes, corn, melons, cucumber, hops, tobacco.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't know if being lazy makes you an asshole. I think it just makes you lazy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I just like to add some flare with words like asshole, and fuckhead :P

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whatever you say fuckhole commentor

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a good way to get your point across, pissflaps.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll allow it, maggot burger.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is for people who have little time. Like a single mother of 3 who works full time and has to run kids around for school/activities

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

... Who has an extra $3,000 laying around and doesn't understand basic economics?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and want their children to starve after sharing one head of lettuce

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

TIL single moms with three kids have more money than time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not lazy nor an asshole but I am a plant murderer. I try not to again and again bit the plants always end up dead. This is for me.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If you do it right the only thing that can fuck it up is pests, disease or terrible soil.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's also that big "not doing it right" thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

which is quite a lot actually.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this thing doesn't solve those problems.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1