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Mar 19, 2018 10:10 PM
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magicrhombus
Er, people change their nationality and their appearance all the time.
HowAboutABigScrewYou
Given the people that actually like him, I’m not surprised he won.
LiBearington
Everyone I don't like are Russian bots
HsuDoNihm
Dude, seriously, it's time to vote him out of office the old fashioned way.
oldsackofpotatoes
In the Soviet Union of Russia , you either putined or poisoned .
Spartacus90
putin is a fucking cocksucker. fuck you, russia.
zipfel73m
and germany. however you vote, merkel is chancellor.
DrHenryGrabow
Anyone know what brand of watch that is?
Calicoastin818
In Russia president fucks you
Bacxaber
Tommy Wiseau chose his nationality.
SuperHir0
There are a few more countries like that other than Russia.
avidc
Except you *can* change your nationality.
esbear
It is simple, there are two candidates, Putin and Polonium.
dickbuttmademedoit
Ah, did mega blyat win again?
MajorPubes
I bet Russia interfered with that election too
ACocoaNutLadenSwallow
Election Day in Russia be like ...
Whatswrongwiththispicture
In fact this photo is Putin celebrating his election victory a month before the election
sleeek
Rifneno
Exclusive photo of the Russian ballot:
attackofthequokka
I don't really understand the surprise, American style democracy is a blip in history when you think about it.
JoeyLock
That's American exceptionalism for you, many of them truly feel that democracy, liberty and all that are literally American inventions.
socialgenius
Nationality can be chosen
blackbarby2016
or china
Witzyremark
There are no putin-free options on the Russian menu.
OctaviusClausewitz
so how you'll like your tea OP ? with pollonium ?
StaticVoidFalafel
Ops. I'm thinking of deleting the post now
vaxtron
Too late, you boutta get Litvenenko-ed
twofishtails
In Russia, post deletes you
TheBestRussian
No, no, it’s fine, no worries, no offence taken. Please take this chocolate as a sign of no ill will. Do disregard my lead gloves though.
StaticVoidFalafel
Sure!
jumbosmooth
It's always been this way in Russia.
jacquesrobespierre
Literally, as long as it’s been a country.
DukeDarkwood
Well, no. There was that whole time where it was a hereditary tsar. No matter how ambitious you were, no imperial blood = no chance.
Xaeyd
And gender
thxph
YesImThatMrTrebus
Laugh all you like, you choose Trump.
KenanAndKelThuzad
Yeah but that's like comparing polonium-laced Apple's and oranges
OZkangaroodingo
newsguycraigevans
No the fuck I did not!
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
He’s foreign so he means collectively. Even collectively we did fucking not!
OmnipresentRage
But, you know, the popular vote was only lost because of those damned illegals. /s
risiblewilbury123456
tbf he is extremely popular in russia. even without any meddling he'd probably win a landslide
Garaam
I love how everyone jokes about their election, but he'd win without any of the manipulation he uses anyways. Meanwhile in the US 1/2
Garaam
A guy who lost the popular vote by almost 2 million votes if I remember correctly is the president.
emiliemk
Yes, absolutely real.
risiblewilbury123456
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emiliemk
I’m agreeing with you.
yupthatsmondays
In Russia, president choose you.
Dimr3ver
Truth.....and now becarfull of anything that could be poison from Putin assassin.
neutrik
In Russia, president choose himself.
Lethalshroud
TO DIE.
joc101
Well gulag so technically the weathrr does the killing
leftyshuckles
hopefully not
IWouldDoThings
I love when people use that joke well. Good ol' Yakov
TobascoPanda
Perfectly done.
GoldenSour2
In Russia, president assassinates you
BramStocker
wel said comrade
StaticVoidFalafel
I guess it is democracy as long as someone is choosing someone else
CountAiight
*cough cough... AmeriCOUGH* excuse me
CloseupCaptionReaction
That was a great caught mate. The best. Let's male coughing great again!
eldarthe
America isn't a democracy though. It has never been one. It's a democratic republic.
CountAiight
But doesn't that mean it is a kind of democracy
eldarthe
Not really. A true democracy would mean that everyone votes on everything essentially mob rule. It is set up to where that can't happen.
ThisRandomGuyNobodyKnows
Don't forget China is like Russia now too
WeenusMaGee
everything's coming up Russia
StaticVoidFalafel
I think china had it the same way for a while too
LordPyra
Recently Xi gave himself unlimited terms
Kodaxmax
Pretty sure china was pretty much always like that.
silm
China was established as a dictatorship, its written into their constitution. They never changed.
byohzzrd
Just wait. The outcry of "voter fraud", "ballot tampering", "refusing to concede" are all coming to a presidential election near you.
wilypants66
It's almost as though there two countries that have been ruled by one person for most of there history
Gun10ck
Don't forget Turkey!
craycray606
Don’t forget Trump wants this too
Merovean
No, and it’s a tired little tale you’re telling.
Merovean
Wait... “now”? What the fuck kind of mythology you been reading that results in “now”?
MathIsAMess
So you all forget Singapore
DaBallaCaust
Yeah china was like that way before
glenlochie
Actually China is like China now. Think Mao
phe0n1x
Russia is at least attempting to hide behind a 120% vote. LOL
Sordiy
It was 75%
mayorofpenistown
This is in reference to a mistake on Russian TV during the 2012 presidential election there. The propaganda people accidentally put up (1)
mayorofpenistown
A chart that had the vote percentages and it added up to 120%. It became a meme back in 2012. I remember and so does Pepperidge Farms (2)
DaShanghaiKid
China is not a democracy.
mutewalking
O thats what the simlarity is i thought the gays were banned
nclu
And never has been nor claimed to be
LordStriker7
They call themselves the People's Republic of China. They pretend to be a democracy in the same way other "democratic" dictatorships do.
mad4some
..........and, neither is Russia
DaShanghaiKid
Korbo
Yeah, but China isn't trying to fool anyone.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
china is just banning it's citizens from using trains or plane travel if they have an insufficient "social credit" score
FirstThingThatCameToMind
The amount of censoring they're doing suggests otherwise
Headstereo
Intolerance grows over time if you dont censor.
SoundMountain
I don’t think Russia is anymore either lol.
RedCharlie
Russia is copying their buddies essay but only changing the title.
bread1
don't call me buddy, essay.
ColostomyBrag
Don't call me essay, spi-- ah even I can't make a joke that racist.