Witchless

Jul 7, 2017 11:30 AM

disgr4ce

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cat: That fucking bird is behind me! bird: wanna play with my fidget spinner?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a german book where something kinda similar happens; "Sagenarchäolügenialkohöllischer Wunschpunsch". Its about wizard and a witch 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who have a raven and a cat as pet, and at first they don't get along

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@josswhedon

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 6

Also @jossweedon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...so he tells the sheriff, 'You shot my CAW!' Get it?" "Got it the first four times, dickhead."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Their names are Kylo and Lotus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would watch that...

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

Its a magical version of the movie bolt

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Crow name would have to be Corvid Dallas and the cat's name Lilu.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Jul 20, 2017 6:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I would fap to you fapping to that

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone please make this movie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a book in germany about a crow and a cat in the wizard world called "Der satanarchäolügenialkohöllische Wunschpunsch" :D

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It´s written by Michael Ende

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And it is a great book. "The Night of Wishes" in English, which is a way worse title than the German one :D

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Homeward bound anyone?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I wish I was...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meets Sabrina the Teenage Witch

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No thanks, I choose not to cry today.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Bollocks to that, lets do this!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! Seth Rogen should voice the crow and Aubry Plaza voice the cat. This needs to be made.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ha! I searched for "Plaza" before I posted my comment and found you beat me to the punch. Bravo/Brava.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I recall a scifi short story about an uplifted dog & cat rescuing their owner who was jailed for cloning himself. Great read. forgot name.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sort of the plot of the book The Familiars.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My guy

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Title: Familiar Faces.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michael Ende's Wunschpunsch (The Night of Wishes). Yes. Book, movie, TV show.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Doot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean like Bolt?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amewsing Magicrow Adventures.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, there is a very similiar story by Michael Ende, the same man that wrote "the neverending story", its caled "The Night of wishes"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5/7

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 5

78/134

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1217/2565

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1605/2247

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and saviour Edgar Allan Poe?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Never...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Witchward Bound

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wunschpunsh. You're looking for Wunschpunsch. The cartoon was amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make the movie! Make the movie! Make the movie!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a book kind of like this (about familiars I mean) it's called The Familiars

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Milo and Otis except better

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd think their personalities should be switched...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... Gimli and Legolas?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darmok and Jalad on the road.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cat looks soooooo tired of the crow's shit: "One more Nevermore, and I bite his head off"....

8 years ago | Likes 386 Dislikes 1

Crow: "so you're saying I should say nevermore...nevermore?"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are. Say 'Nevermore,'" "Fuck you," said the raven.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks like Offerman to me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The crow knows this, and keeps swooping away before the cat can catch him.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Get these guys on a plane to Hollywoo!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Except it's a raven that says nevermore not a crow

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I stand corrected, but the cat doesnt know....shhhhhhhhh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quoth the raven.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Want sum fuk

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's why the cat's sick of it.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

What does the crow say then?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cock

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0