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Frontpage Edit: My first frontpage! WOOT!!
I'd just like to say that this is not anti-apple, I'd have posted this button if it said literally anything else in the consequence box.
And yes, this is a real button on the site.
PepeSilviaPepeSilvia
someone already pushed this button
SGTKnukles
Hit that button !!
LikeaBawse
As a nurse, every patient on the call system.
lilkimchee
push forever!
alexcoldt
I'd hit that button even without free internet.
leafspring
What did Apple do to you to deserve that?
alexcoldt
I was a recording industry major. I was the only non mac user in 90% of my classes, and none of my friends could game with be because of it
eronth
why would you fucking not? like, free fiber to everyone and a completely replaceable company goes out of business? oh fucking no.
JustAGingerGirl
What's the downside again??
imoutofnames
Where is the downside?
AvielMenter
I like apple more than most people, but 1 gbps down? Screw Apple, they can shut down Valve..
phindex
Whoah, I think playtime is over.
Lionskull
Slow your role kid, GabeN is an international treasure.
menelmacar
And in a hypothetical world where Valve shut down, he could start another company. Besides, the internet has done more for me than Gabe has.
DrewChainz
I'd hit the button just to have Google fiber in my area.
DaJelloKing
Google fiber is being installed at my house. I love living in kansas city.
thatskinnydude
I'd hit that button for over priced internet.
Oteneo
really would we miss Apple that much? How much internet do you effers need? Some of us remember the days of AOL cds in the mail.
asdasdfdsa
So you get free internet and apple goes out of business? what is the catch here?
millMx
Id hit that button for nothing
thyfangysock
OP owes me a new monitor. Mine now has a finger sized hole where the red button was....
BagMoose
I heartily lol'd. Apple products are overpriced for what they are anyway
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
how much more are you willing to pay for google's products?
YesButAlsoYes
That's so insightful! You should make an unpopular opinion puffin about that!
arednecksquirel
I rather like my MBP
CaptainPunPants
luckyjj10
DeleriousZ
Always upvote Harold!
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
lol such an awful/awesome name that only fits when your old
FabulouslyTiti
untz untz untz untz untz untz untz
tjp90
But but but the Google will rule the world
NayroTheAdventurer
who cares? free internet!
supinebovine
Will?
Hybris51129
They are the lesser of the two evils presented here.
Counterfit
"Don't be evil" Yeah, so much for that
SquidwardSword
As a googler, no one's really sure why that caught on, but so far the track record has been at least decent
JohnnyricoMC
Stop breaking RFCs, stop datamining, stop pushing google+ on us. More than enough reasons Google gets accused of becoming evil.
Bamed
Would you like to use your real name? No? Ok I'll ask again later.
AsGoogle
I'm sorry do you have a problem with that?
Nod3rator
Yes. Google is not the most holy company ever made. Sure they do good stuff sometimes but they are not the second coming of Jesus.
yomamaisonfier
I agree. Poor YouTube :(
AsGoogle
"second coming of jesus" ;)
EarlGreyOrDeath
Their unoffical motto is "Just Don't be Evil", and a couple of things aside they have done that pretty well.
Nod3rator
Yeah and reddit's motto is "the front page of the internet" which isn't true.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I would spam that button even if it said "Potato" but "Apple goes out of business".
damgas92
sometimes I wish those buttons worked
Zformation
I'm surprised no one knows that google is actually giving everyone free internet. There will be a free option for google fiber but it's slow
ChaosKnux
We all do. We all do.
Ringshadow
There was one that was like "You get five grand a month forever" but "You can't have kids" AHHAAHA *button slap*
DukeLion
Well technically that button "exsist" already. Don't ever have a kid and you will save a lot of damn money. Just raise a tamagochi instead.
Winterfox
*button smash*
ChaosKnux
ComicAvec
I'd hit that button even if it gave me herpes.
DeadRoom
Guys... I'd hit the button for free.
Wordgirl
I wish that hand was fingering me.
snipedwat
Bruh.
Arracor
..........sup.gif
toneman238
M0CKAS1N
oh my god that terrified me
unapologetic05
Scrolled past - returned to upvote! AWESOME!
TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
I wish I could finger someone like that
inzane
This made me laugh
OddlyCantEven
I'll just leave this here... http://imgur.com/gcdpKE8
Vuthakral
The highest I've ever gotten was 132 so....
aerojovi83
Smooth
McBook
Low fat
Wordgirl
I can't believe I wrote this lol. Enough internet for today.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Atttttttention whooooooore.
RodolfoBelehGarciaHerrera
You havent met me yet, so you still have to stay a bit longer ;)
TrailMixWithoutAlmonds
R.I.P. inbox
ghotinotfish
R.I.P her box amirite?
GarageQueen
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
McBook
lmao!
DreamBrother
What's worse, Apple users who know little about technology while claiming Apple has no equal, or Android users bashing anything Apple?
TheWayADrillWorks
The more I develop for Android the less I like iOS, just saying...
DriftCompatible
Oh hey, the weekly anti-apple imgur circle jerk.
boredinMN
^I thought it was funny
Punnilingus
Weekly? You mean hourly?
AUsernameNotTaken
That's being generous, I'd say every minute or so.
Imghurrr
naw, at least on a per-second basis
ChaosKnux
It's actually invading a post that had no intent to that tune.
thismademefailmyfinals
Yet everyone watches movies/tv shows made on Final Cut. I don't understand the hate, if you buy them right they're about the same price.
dankeykangkantry
Or they were edited on Avid or Premiere. Not everything is cut on FCP, especially if it's FCP X which blows and imploded apple in the market
thismademefailmyfinals
Well yeah, but every job I've had as an editor post college has been on FCP, it's more popular than you realize.
dankeykangkantry
What kind of post houses do you work at? Cause all the ones that I know of at least that were fcp went to avid or premiere when x came out.
JamEngulfer
No. The reason everyone complained about FCP X was that it was different. I've used it for years and it's a great product
dankeykangkantry
It's a shit product. There was no edit to tape, it was a high priced imovie. I use to work on fcp 7 and my company along with all others...
dankeykangkantry
That were fcp switched to avid or premiere because fcp x was worthless.
Endevin
I don't mind Apple. Their products are solid, if a bit overpriced. But Google Fiber in my area at all, let alone free? Sorry Apple.
Imghurrr
it doesn't say everyone gets fiber.. just free internet.. could be 1mbit (but it wouldn't be cuz it's Google, maybe 100mbit)
Sintanan
1mbit would still be better than the shit service Century Link is charging me for.
jyetie
I think this is pro Google, not anti apple. At least partially.
ChaosKnux
It's actually entirely Free Internet. Corporation providing it be damned.
Feralphobia
Thank you, im sick of this. We can like the products we want to enjoy. To you apple haters i say: http://imgur.com/hyXLivf
CrimeBrulee
And to anyone who likes apple:
DriftCompatible
I happen to love google, android and apple and I am not an idiot who believes I can't love it all. Thanks for being reasonable
Feralphobia
i have a windows pc a android tablet an iphone 6+ an apple tv and a chromecast... so yeah im in the same boat. Shaming all around is dumb
ChaosKnux
Actually, this was more for the "Google Fiber for everyone for free". I'd push the button if the negative said: "you can't ever have bacon."
sworp
Bacons overrated. I mean it's nice and all, but I'd much rather have free internet.
TheWayADrillWorks
Bacon actually makes me sick in my stomach, soo... I'd push the button
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh yeah, the wealthiest company in the US goes out of business. No down sides there at all.
Imghurrr
NO MAN APPLE IS GROSS, BOOO DOWN WITH COMPETITION AND PROFITS AND SKILLED EMPLOYMENT!!
Idownvotegunnuts
What good does apple's profit do America? They don't pay that much in taxes, all the jobs are overseas and rest they are just hoarding.
dankeykangkantry
Not when most of the tech is made outside the US anyway.
Tanishh
Manufactured. Not designed. This is true for most tech companies in the US, bro.
Bhart2290
hey I have Google fiber ♡♡
th3navigator
I have a friend who just got gigapower last week
LordFusion38
Me too! :D
Yoshi667
As an Australian, I am downvoting purely because I am jealous. :'(
Demauscian
I do too!
bousouDIVA39
Do you take in roommates?
Bhart2290
if they are 25 and older,male,blue eyes, dark hair and facial hair yes I do
yomamaisonfier
Step 1: downvote. Step 2: upvote first reply.
yuefairchild
Fuck you.
9yrs
FUCK YOU!!!
bachterman
does it have packet sniffers/traffic shapers/ads/privacy intrusions preinstalled?
Pumpkinbot
I've got Comcast. Download speed has never exceeded 4mb/s. In fact, it's only hit 4mb/s once, and 3mb/s a handful of times.
hogjockey
Fiber Fuckers, Unite!
MrKrillin
I hope you enter a room and forget why you went in there. I hope your burrito has a glob of sour cream off to one side.
ShhhhhJustLetItHappen
Do you want a Valentine? I can be your valentine.
YourMotherApproves
KillerOtter
Go headbutt a swordfish.
Bhart2290
It's their nose that's sharp not their forehead
KillerOtter
Go eskimo kiss a swordfish...?
Bhart2290
better insult +1
syntheticbreed
Where you live, nigga?
PussyVelour
lawl, right?
Demauscian
Well, it has to be Kansas City, Austin Texas or Provo Utah.
zackofalltrades
Tell me what it's like to PLAY GOD!
ithinkmycatisbatman
bitch
VEpsilon
Firstly, fuck you. Secondly, is it free?
paintman07
Go eat a toothpick
BeeDoubleEwe
Shut your dirty whore mouth!
mooselikestoparty
I live in Germany. Those ISIS goatfuckers have better internet than I do.
NorthKoreabestKorea
What's great about this insult is it's factual.
DocVolt
I live in Italy. I write down binary code and send it trough our mail. That's my internet speed
TheDarkPotato
hey fuck you ♡♡
thegr8rambino
Bitch
hashed4mashed
Slut
PremierPyrus
Whoa man. Watch what you say man. Thems' fightin' 'round here.
shinyRK9
go shove a cactus up your ass...
FadeNXC
He probably could do it faster on account of the faster FUCKING INTERNET. FUCK YOU BHART2290
ChaosLierLen637
... sideways...
Bhart2290
that sounds painful
barrackobarner
ChaosKnux
Are you looking for a roommate?
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
Why does everyone hate Apple on this site? I still don't get it.
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Dag0bicks
Overpriced and general douche actions/attitude of its chief execs. They are sue happy and retard the growth of actual innovation.
grilledslug
Apple "fans". iCrap. Apple Genius. Look how creative I am, I bought a phone with white earphones. Mindless herd.
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
And you bought something that makes you stand out? Please tell me how. Did you build your own phone?
grilledslug
Buying something does not have to make you stand out. This is the point about Apple prima donnas. It's a phone, not a gold EGOT necklace.
noppatoppa
Ignorance, propaganda, marketing and short memory. That's why. Not to say Apple is saint, but neither is MS.
klubai4
But Apple is now the leader in patent trolling, so I've gone from MS-basher to Apple-basher.
noppatoppa
Not to say MS is not patent trolling. It's considered a weapon. Check out http://www.groklaw.net/.
klubai4
Oh I know everyone is. I just try to boycott the one I see as the current LEADER.
noppatoppa
Well, Apple, MS, Samsung and Motorola are all entangled in lawsuits against each others. Hard to say who's leader at this point. See link.
dankeykangkantry
Their products are overpriced but I think it's also more to do with the apple fan boys and how annoying they are about it all things apple
yomamaisonfier
I see 95% "I HATE APPLE" posts on the internet compared to like 5% being "I like Apple".
dankeykangkantry
It might be because the apple people annoy you face to face so people come on here and let out frustration? I dunno, just a thought
godverdomme
I find the pc and android master race more annoying with all the posts. i honestly don't care how everyone spends their money
dankeykangkantry
I won't argue with that statement lately. I don't care either, I think apple has just been around longer and finally competition catching up
bobbi21
Higher costs for inferior tech and less customizability. People who already use computers wouldn't find the user interface any easier which1
StarrryNight
Except I don't want it to be customizable. I had an android and got fed up asking "oh do you want to play the video with this, or this, or
StarrryNight
It comes to needing to use them for corporate presentations and not having pop ups every 3 minutes pissing off the audience.
StarrryNight
Also, we would never trust a PC at our work. They're shit for reliability and have a mind of their own. Macs are far more stable when
StarrryNight
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING VIDEO.
godverdomme
good, and how does this affect you?
bobbi21
I believe the question was why people don't like it. That's why.
bobbi21
is one of their bigger selling points. And looking pretty isn't a big deal for most nerds (aka imgur main demographic). And of course it 2
bobbi21
being popular feeds the fuel. Get the hate what's popular crowd and the general hate when people like things that you think suck. 3
StarrryNight
Hipsters who think hating Apple is cool.
HouseOfFarts
Neither do I. I love my iPhone and wouldn't change it for an Android device. People can't except that other people have opinions, too. (1/2)
grilledslug
Sounds like you're the one who can't ACCEPT other's opinions. Learn to read and write and peope might take you seriously.
HouseOfFarts
Sorry that english is not my native language, I'm really fucking sorry. I also didn't bash android devices, so where's your problem?
grilledslug
Accuse one side that they don't accept others' opinions, when neither side does. That's where my problem is. Where is yours?
tuviel023
Accept, not except. Argument invalid by the Internet Law of Grammar and Spelling.
HouseOfFarts
Especially not on Imgur. (2/2)
VaneloppeVonSchweetz
I'd hit the button for half priced internet.
Rhase
Hey, wouldn't it be great if american ISPs actually competed? I pay 40/month for 3 down because lol no other options.
WhoToons
Hell, I'd hit that button for a Klondike bar.
MnemonicMonkeys
Hell, I'd hit the button even if the internet wasn't affected
yomamaisonfier
Id hit that button just to have Fiber come to my town!.... *Cries* it's never gonna come to Florida :(
Puppydonk
I'd hit the button if the left box was "Your dick falls off"
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
You, sir, are a selfless hero.
Puppydonk
I just hate Steve Jobs soooo much. I know he's dead, and it should feel like a victory...but I want to tear down everything he has built.
iamireland
*salutes vigorously*
DrKriegersClone
Just eat some gluten if that's what you really want.
PyroDragon
You don't have a dick, do you?
Snarknado
No no no, YOUR dick!
Puppydonk
I don't like my dick it's an asshole
stainlessteelmohawk
This confuses a robot ? it does
puuq
Are you a child of Bob Oblong?
pancreas
I'd pay more for my internet.
thenonworkinglight
@Comcast
JonSnowForKing
i'd hit the button for 5cents off my internet
avidatheist
I'd hit the button for full priced. Google Fiber>Apple any day.
Lucas17345
I'd hit the button for a 3% discount on internet
Spice00002
I'd hit the button if I had to pay full price.
Kronoak
i'd hit that button for a Klondike bar
Charmander91
I'd hit anyone for half price Internet
VaneloppeVonSchweetz
Funny what a high comment gets ya, especially when ya post it from an iPad.
TannerJDubya
I'd hit the button for free! I've done a lot worse for a lot less
allahuakbar95
why would i give a shit if apple stays in business in the first place?
magesinger
Id hitbthe button for double priced internet.
marioparty2friendships
I would take the button and hit it on top of Steve Jobs' grave.
darxide
LicensedToChill
I'd pay the same thing I pay now
polio69
I would burn Apple myself.
pancreas
wait so...why don't you?
polio69
Will I have my free internet in exchange ?
Renza0
Some prisons do have available internet these days, so... maybe?
RocketzZ
i thought there should be downsides to this game
weeman5872
Where I work they mostly seem to support Apple smartphones; there's no VPN/IM for BlackBerry/Windows Phone, and limited support for Android.
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Oh, yeah -- phones were awesome before the iphone came along and raised the bar. I could load websites as often as 16% of time.
jonkku
Google's invasion of privacy, tracking of personal information, and profiling every user isn't a downside to you?
LordSerapis
No more ITunes support... Could possibly count as a bad thing for some people...
Impossibrew
i mean if you're a hipster you'll literally die without apple products.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
Again, where is the downside?
Plebkill
The smell?
Impossibrew
i don't think there is one if you're not a hipster.
ophelialice
They'll be 400% done with life.
CaptainMooregan
Which seems ironic because Apple is so mainstream
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Yeah -- Microsoft is so innovative, it's stupid to want them to have competition. Hurr-durr.
Geistbar
Apple competes far more with Samsung, Google, and Amazon (books) today. Microsoft's central businesses are threatened far more by Google.
Ishouldprobablybedoingsomethingproductive
Sometimes it's a win-win!
gifsaregifsnotgifs
get out
ecolight
@RocketzZ i gotcho back homie
Fuzzylitenin
@RocketzZ want me to beat him up?
gifsaregifsnotgifs
lol apple fanbois
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
"No more iDevices - oh, the horror!"
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
People come up with these 'dilemmas' in a way it helps them reach the front page.
Muad
Well, I figured Google might be an NSA front, so they'd have access to everyone's everything. But then I googled about it; I guess it isn't.
blackwidowsideboob
I imagine that the downside in this case would be thousands of lost jobs.
WarJesus420
Well we lost one already
imgurrapist
The amount of employees needed to provide internet to the world is much greater than the lost jobs.
DevonGronka
Well we already lost one Jobs. How bad could a few more be? Badum tsss
override367
the bulk of apple's workforce is foreign
HighwayStar
But then they'd find jobs elsewhere - maybe doing stuff to actually progress technology this time.
Comcody336
Well we have already lost 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LinearOperator
Losing one wasn't so bad.....too soon?
WarJesus420
I just made this joke before seeing your comment. Lol sorry
WarJesus420
I just made this joke before seeing your comment. Lol sorry
WarJesus420
I just made this joke before seeing your comment. Lol sorry
Geistbar
Any lost jobs would be likely temporary. In fact, Apple's monopoly-esque position could lead to this adding jobs with economic inefficiency.
cmfler
Monopoly = market share > 33%, ios market share 2014 = 11.7% http://www.idc.com/prodserv/smartphone-os-market-share.jsp
Geistbar
"Monopoly-esque" is an indication that I was saying that they are not exactly a monopoly, but have many traits like one....
TheSqueakerKnowAsKinouk
But what about all those poor children in china?
srsbizness
Mono - what happened to all those android people bragging about how they had 70% of the handheld market?
compumasta
Well now Android is at 85% so....
srsbizness
All right, so Apple can't be a monopoly.