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crudebaron
Sarah Thyre's husband is Andy Richter! His farts sound like questions.
fattycat
Life
ThePheonix
"usually always"
Tardistheif
I know Nikki Walters (#2) her moms name is Candy lol. They used to tease us for being poor... i'm gonna go be sad now.
MissPammie
Well, I thought I was a white girl, but according to those seasons I'm not. WHO AM I?!
MissPammie
Or rather, what.
sh1nd0kun
AaronBurdette and Razor10000 seem like theyd upvote the same posts
SpaghettiGiver
Will Ferrell doesn't really have a twitter. One can dream though...
Rhase
If you can't handle my worse comments, you don't deserve my best!
granddadsclothes
A pile of butts. Nice.
CommonWhiteGirl
God damn that white girl tweet is accurate
ComeHonourFace
It's great that we have someone to confirm information about white girls. You're a vital part of the Imgur community.
BlueBloodedWarrior
Seasons are no hindrance to fashion. They wear uggs year-round as well as short shorts...
Badwolfette
Everybody watched the moon landing but they forgot because, you know... the silence!
LadyWidebottom
Lost it at the husband farting. Could even hear the sound.
reddybrek
Does anyone else agree that most tweets by girls stating "I don't exercise...I eat crap etc." are tweeted by attractive and slim girls?
radpanda
yeah, they're being ironic I think, kinda like calling themselves fat, I don't see too many actual fat girls calling themselves fat...
CharlesFuckingBronson
Candy is still a better name than "Chastity"
cyclone2411
Hopefully he/she is so cool we won't be able to tell the difference regarding the quote on the last one.
dethpanda
All of this made me giggle.
happyhippo77
TIL I'm not a white girl despite my pasty white complexion o.O
HerHighnessMySpleen
Fart?
junkist
Antonio Banderas at a barbershop: "Make it drip, I don't care what you use, just make it drip."
MatrimCauthonFTW
Amber knows what's up.
IveGotJustTheThingForYou
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain...
literallymike
"I'm a girl on Tinder with NOTHING interesting to say about myself. Have a Marilyn Monroe quote."
smittens888
Lol her username
GhostlyRomaines
I know I do.
w4nder3r
Thank you for picking the name on the last photo so I don't have to scroll all the way back up and look for it.
PsychedChicken
You put my thoughts into word. Perfectly.
darianzg
+1 for Wheel of Time
UndulatingTerrain
So true.
TheAmanda4life
the questioning farts......immediately thought of my parents
theroboyouknow
I lost it at ends with a question mark.
beeaphobic
I laughed for at least 5 minutes. My husband barely cracked a smile.
RoundThreeFIGHT
The worst part is when you understand what she meant by that. Source: my husband is lactose intolerant.
theroboyouknow
^also lactose intolerant
RlSTAR
frrr?
TrixiHobbitz
No
allieboballie8
Still laughing. Good lord, I can hear it.
heyiheardyoulikereposts
lost it at the horse one
Reneekun
Um.
typingtreemonkey
I'm worried the ones after were not as funny as I thought 'cos the horse one got the laughter started.
Counterfit
As a horse, that one is accurate
ImmaterialHour
Are you a Counterfeit horse then?
CanadianOneDollarCoin
faker
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
At risk of sounding really stupid...it was the only one I didn't get...explain?
321Guesswho
basically think your a wild horse just running around and then some weird creature decides to get on top of you and have you go everywhere
imcanadianandnotsorry
you were not the only one...
nidpants
I know that's stolen from a comedian, I just can't remember who. Looking at the guy's most popular tweets, they all seem to be : /
WastelandWarrior
I enjoy whipped cream.... If you know what I'm saying. (I'm saying I'd like to see those boobs)
KateUptonsNipples
Stalked her twitter. This is all I could find https://twitter.com/haha_what/status/424780141437669376
iChangeMyUsernameDaily
I like your name. It says it all.
Summersky
Those...are not large at all. Screams at the guy "WHAT IS THIS, AMATEUR HOUR?!"
Misora
Cause that's not creepy or anything.
KateUptonsNipples
I mean I was pretty clear it was creepy I used the term "stalked"
Stark23
Dat username.
KateUptonsNipples
I have an affinity for large breasticles..
Thisisausernamerthatihopeisnttaken
You are doing Gods work son.
Ialwaysupvotewinston
yeah... cause that's not super creepy or anything haha
Pepinlo
DISAPPOINTMENT!
Captaintippie
As a white girl: I don't do yoga pants, don't do pedicures, don't do pumpkin spice lattes, and I don't do uggs....am I broken?
Shoura
Yeah, I think Finland doesn't have white girls according to this. Which sounds somewhat wrong.
ElegantKitty
I'd like to remind everyone of the "If it ain't broken, don't fix it." We're perfect. ;3 It's them that are broken.
LDedlock
LOL to the propane tank
hateschimpanzees
Same here!
WestCoastIsBestCoast
LDedlock
Perfection!!
Sasstiel
I'd like to thank the Internet for telling me every day that I'm apparently not a white girl. I've been lied to my entire life.
smuemoo
Yeah when I read that I actually said "I guess I'm not white then". I've never owned uggs.
toolazytobeagoodnerd
I must not be... my seasons go "should probably shave" "gonna have to shave" "meh, maybe not shave" and "awwww yes. No shaving.'
xezuno
You'll always be white to me
DendriteSnowflake
I'm actually quite happy to find out I'm not a white girl.
MollyBloomsDeadDreams
Also: white girl from the US. Pumpkin Spiced Lattes and Yoga Pants aren't quite a thing in European countries.
kassil
Specifically, preppie/yuppie white girls from upper-middle-class suburbia with a strong insulation from the rest of life.
MollyBloomsDeadDreams
That describes it perfectly. I just couldn't specify it as I've never lived in the US. ;)
kassil
About 85% of the high school I attended was comprised of this demographic.
narrenburg
WeedlordBonerLover69
great job getting jokes
TheBostonBruins
Yeah and you couldn't just pull up the moon landing from a phone or any device.
MessengerOfDreams
No, don't imply that the current generation isn't the worst thing ever! It's as bad as all the other current generations! Duh! Plebe!
kissmystarfishpucker
Was the Nascar race rained out that day?
ZombieWalrus
There hasn't exactly been any moon landings recently either.
Taylurker
Yeah, it's not like one generation watched the moon landing and then never watched anything again, they probably contributed somewhat.
kindsoberandfullydressed
That one caught me eye. Thanks for this comment.
HayleyHartman
and a lot of people probably watched charlie bit me twice or more
AssholeBandit
Also the moon landing was live and had to be watched at a specific time. Charlie bit me could be watched any time you want.
yolobrolo
That one bothered me. That is all.
nystagmus27
Also, more people around now. It would be better to compare how many people today would watch a Mars landing to how many watched the moon.
1skitzomonica
That's what I was thinking, like probably a greater PERCENTAGE of people watched the moon landing.
sirwolfyy
Plus more people have computers than people had TVs/ more international market/ views and not visitors (I assume).
Xyisauce
I thought it was sarcasm.... Because very few TVs vs millions of mobile users?
soundslikealotofHOOPLA
Exactly. Plus, some people could have watched it like 50 times and it would add to the count.
UpvotesForCalicos
Right? And there's the whole "there's a lot more people on the Earth now" thing.
droomph
That's why percentages and unique visitors stats are more statistically accurate
droomph
Er, representative. Yeah.
Ballfairy
I Always hate it when people complain about people who have money My family had just about nothing growing up and we barely made ends (cont)
Ballfairy
Meet and i could count the number of clothes i had on one hand at times growing up. the only reason we had 2 cars is because one was (cont)
Ballfairy
Not street legal, my dad would drive it to work along quiet backroads in the morning to avoid tickets (cont)
Ballfairy
We didn't even have TV while we did have a home (this was the early 90's) and for awhile we didn't have a home living in a trailer (cont)
Ballfairy
That a local church member donated to us while they were preparing a home on another's property for us to live in while trying to (cont)
Ballfairy
find a place to stay more permanently. long story shortend its been awhile now but my dad owns the home we lost and a larger home (cont)