Nice try Satan.

Dec 6, 2016 9:11 PM

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How did they react when you told them that you'd already lost your soul to UserSub?

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Tell them to meet you at the Crossroads.

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I have a Soul. No one has asked for mine. Dickheads.

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"Again"? If you've fallen for it once you can't fall again.

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They knew exactly what they were doing

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My friend in car sales had this same issue come up. It got sent out before anyone noticed! The car's model is just "Soul"

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Previously worked for Hyundai/Kia in the US. Promise you they don't.

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I'm Rachel and also drive a soul. You could say we're "soul sisters".

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This was awful. +1

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I understand Sam and Dean's mom needs a car. Are you currently in possession of the Soul? If Crowley calls tell him it's not for sale.

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I'm going to need to see Rachael's Soulfax report first before making an offer.

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I'll sell my 2016 Soul, as long as I can keep every other year

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As a ginger, this is probably the best way to find victims for my soul obtaining habit.

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Just drink Canada Dry man, it works way faster as long as you are okay with a bit of canabalism.

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My ginger friend tells me that each of her freckles is a soul she's stolen, is it true?

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100%

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I'd say: sell!

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It's not at all what you think...

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These services are top-of-the-line. I sold my soul just last week and I've never been happier!

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They can take the care, but there's no way Rachel's giving up those hamsters.

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Nice try shan-tsung

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Every time I see a kia soul driven by a redhead, I assume it is stolen

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St-oul-en?

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Freaking Teemo

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Is she ginger

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Go to your local priest and ask what he is offering. Then go back to kia and use it to get the price up. Or deal with the priest. You decide

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Pro tip: go with a Lutheran priest last. They have a price match guarantee and you still get to go to heaven

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Nah skip all the middle-men and demand to talk with the sky-wizard himself. Total push-over. All ya gotta do is repent or some shit.

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Don't fall for this! I did, and now I'm condemned to Imgur for eternity.

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Better the Hell you know.

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Best thing to do is bounce a few offers off each other anyway.

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Can you not make me read that in his voice? his voice is annoyingly nasal. K, thnx.

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Yoink. Lol perfect when I say I'm a ginger.

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Must work retail. Yanks that sucker right out.

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My soul and faith in humanity stopped existing some time ago thanks to Retail work.

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Likewise! :D

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I was gonna guess atheist...

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I need context on that. xD

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A girl can't be both?

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Restaurant assistant manager, actually.

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Restaurant assistant management made me go back to college... it is pure hell

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I've been there, brother

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username suggests sister, but I understand

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It's the "i" missing from girl that throws 'em off.

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Whatever they're offering, I'll double it. Hehehehe

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I'll sell mine for 20k. Slightly used. Less than 30 years use.

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I just want a corn chip

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Deal.

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I feel I could've gotten 2 corn chips.

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The standard industry rate is 10 corn chips per soul.

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Dis bitch aint standard, bitch.

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I can though, I'm a squid.

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