If father can't help me, I will help myself

May 18, 2016 6:20 AM

ChunMengGoh

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Boy got stuck in between fence bars

Dogs are freaking out behind

Father to the rescue (attempt #1)

Classical head-pushing to get through fence but too painful and failed

Father to the rescue (attempt #2)

Classical attempt 2: enlarge spaces in between bars, but bars are too stiff and failed

Tada! Freedom, at last!

Fine, I will get out by myself. Just squeeze body through fence!

I was too worried for that kid to even stop & think he could just squeeze through. Yep I'm a panicker.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fake, Kid wasn't crying at all. Kid could have easily got out when the dad bent the bars just needed help of another person - camera person.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes solution is through the problem.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I CAN'T HANDLE HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE DOG TRYING TO COMFORT HIM

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Insanity wolf: to get the kid out, just grab onto his ankles and pull. Something will give.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is exactly why modern building code requires closer spindle spacing. Kids like to get their heads stuck in shit.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sauce: http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great. Now he's gonna do that every day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now that he knows you can fit through it, how long before he tries it again?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddammit, just turn his back to the ground and squeeze his head out the same way it went in.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What I was thinking.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are children so stupid? How did it not hurt when you pushed your head between the bars in the first place

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

America, land of the stupid and free.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those railing are not to code. Code..the gap is so small even a baby head cannot get caught

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone thought of Elliot Smith?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once got my head stuck in a bench. It took three men, one pulling on each leg and one pushing my head, to free me. Not fun.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aww, that dogs paw.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is really raising the bar for what people call self help.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

OMG! This is GOLD! I shall bow before the pun master!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oh what a shame, they'll have to cut his head off. Oh hang on... he got out. How disapp- how great, I mean.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Repeat birth process! And freedom!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kids are so oddly shaped.

10 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 1

Huge muthafuggin heads. I seem to recall that eyes stay the same size.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Dude I just spit out my drink laughing at that comment.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That kid is going places, not college, but places!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He makes me think of that kid in the walking dead who got killed in Alexandria, he bothered me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah this is what that 4 inch minimum is for in the building code

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*maximum, but yep.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lil' dude is a beast!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just love the dogs. Screw the moronic hoomans

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the black and white dog in the third panel, "hang in there lad", that little comforting paw

10 years ago | Likes 367 Dislikes 1

That's the nose of the other dog

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I HALP"

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

My dad would be using that paw to remind me about his food situation. Like "hey man you seem busy just wondering about a food update"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Both of those dogs look quite distressed by this

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Scroll up, read "Dogs are freaking out behind"...regret typing first comment...shame.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs have such a high IQ

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

One might think so until they can't get a stick through a door and eat a sick dogs poop and get sick themselves.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's a little different!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That made me "aww" audibly.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

*awdibly is what you're looking for

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

the internet is a strange place ... it's almost real, but not quite.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

remember, if the head goes through, the body fits through

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That really only applies to children, when their head is disproportionately larger than their body.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's true for cats but not humans.. Maybe only healthy cats

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Human's have disproportionately large heads when we're little, and before puberty hits, the hips and shoulders proportionately smaller, 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so it might be fair to say that if a toddler's head fits, the body will too. I'm not about to research it now, though. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last panel visualizes what I was thinking. He's so small he could go through.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

How did he end up like that? Maybe he went in the way he went out?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pulling/bunching skin is weird like that. If you push a too-small ring onto your finger, skin/fat will bunch up against your first 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

knuckle, nicely out of the way. Try to pull it off, and the skin/fat will bunch up against your 2nd knuckle & prevent it coming off. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it's easier to go in than out. Once in kindergarten we had wooden fort, that had to be taken down because of one stupid kid.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I ever have a kid and he does this then I'll get a jack, put it between the bars sideways, and start jacking.

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Crush his skull... Fucking metal

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

... put the jack the other way

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Phrasing

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I'm not allowed to start jacking near kids. Judge's orders.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Out of all the similar comments, yours made me audibly chuckle. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

UHH

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's this towel and stick trick I remember seeing. That would work too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah you mean shanghai noon, pee shirt makes bars bend. At least that's where I learned it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm intrigued.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wet a towel and wrap it around two bars, tie the ends together with the stick in the knot and twist. Similar concept to a tourniquet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't jack things with your kid, man

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Fuck... Am I on a list now?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yes. But can get you off, for the price of your dick pic.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yup

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not since the accident.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1