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I know. I need to get a life.
Nov 29, 2019 12:10 AM
patchfoot
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I know. I need to get a life.
film888master9
Still calling your mom a roommate huh?
Nofassio
I like to watch! To each there own!
terrorofthederp
Time to ask to stay in a different jail cell.
PhoenSunfire
Now this is proper use of the template+1
ryecurry9000
This post need sound.
RedbuIIVodka
We used to hear our condo neighbors fuck. It was weird. They would talk about random, abstract things between grunts.
rambosmurf
Used to live in an army barracks, females on the ground floor, guys on 2nd & 3rd. It was like having a "Fuck Bird" making noise all the time
semiAnonymousMe
Nothing wrong with that. If they didn't want you to hear they wouldn't be so loud. Hell they might get off on it. More power to all of you.
PhantomGeek
My former roomie took great pride in the entire apartment complex knowing his name was "Doug-oh-mah-gawd"
rangervern
I think we'd all enjoy that. Sound next time!
DizzierDizzi
I'll bang ya out.
Dionysus187
Way back when, me and my then GF knew her room mate listened so I included her room mate in dirty talk, my GF thought it was funny.
Dionysus187
sometimes overtly sexual like "I bet you've seen RoomMate naked, whats her ass look like? I bet she has a hot ass. I love hot asses"
10tacles
Goldfinger1964
Knock on the door and announce "Three way anyone?"
MarashinoMonster
I’m nervous now, as someone in a roommated house was indeed fucking. Please don’t be my neighbor.
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
Man or woman?
TZARHINO
Yes.
hoopsnek
get a lover
shyasen
Even if you have to rent one. Just get one, ok.
Commentsaboutyourusername
Grrrr
CanlkiCkiT
Why don't I just strap on my lover helmet and squeeze down into the lover cannon and blast myself into loverland.
Diclac
Some people are made to be alone
malexmatt
Preferably one that won't drive you crazy.
hoopsnek
I understood that reference.
CanConfirmAmCanadian
You make it sound so simple
usernameavailabletoday
No, you need to get a fuck.
BrotherQuinoa
I enjoy watching you listen to your roommate fuck.
Nunyajonesinc
Do you bate while listening?
Commentsaboutyourusername
Nunya business
JVuillermin
Nunya? Croydon?
CheeseB0t
It would be a waste not to
greenking13
Nah, it's just good to paint 40k figurines to.
warmNchewey
Why are you ashamed. This is called being a human being lol.
palmo
After a bad breakup, I will admit that I jerked it to my roommate/tenant getting it...
YourIceCreamMan
Used to hear folks upstairs go at it. Then silence for about 1/2 hour- then he'd start moaning- kept getting louder- then he'd scream. Damn
evilpsych
Are they good at it? Have you ever heard from their partner (want a threesome with your roomie?)
buzburbank
Is this Janet, or Chrissy?
ohthatsgood
More than likely, it’s Larry
StarscreamAndHutch
Jack and Mr. Furley
AtsaMattaForMe
jkwgn
Jack
not4chars
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
Could be Terry. She was the best.
TypicalPalmTree
Please be either Janet or Chrissy
Jenova91
Am I missing something?
ryecurry9000
Three's Company. Ond TV show where a guy lives with two babes.
padman531
/r/overheardsex
ThyDevilsAdvocate
Rooming with a buddy. I had a girl come to the room. Bro code is you wait outside till done. He said he listened in on the whole thing.
2074red2074
I listened to my roommate and his girl once. I was FIVE ROOMS AWAY at the time. The whole fucking floor heard them at some point.
Bradbarian
That's fucking weird and it's even weirder that he told you.
PangolinBan
"Wait outside"? Go to a bar, or go do your laundry, or even just take a walk.
MarkPenrice
I found the folks downstairs doing it extremely annoying because I was never entirely sure if it was fucking or domestic violence.
MarkPenrice
But then they moved out, 50% chance as a result of _their_ (entirely reasonable) downstairs neighbours raising hell...
MarkPenrice
So, no more listening to thumping and screaming and trying to guess what the particular rhythm might signify.
jezmilla
Same. it turned out to be both :/
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Domestic fucking?
MarkPenrice
Like ... they seemed happy together and I never saw any injuries, but without installing a spy camera, how can you be sure?
mooncow0275
I used to live with a friend. Heard them go at it one night. I didn't enjoy it. She had a nice 'personality'. She got pregnant... 1/2
mooncow0275
...that night. I'm very certain that it's the only time they mated. They used to sit across the room for each other and were constantly 2/3
mooncow0275
.. watching the food network. That's all they did. Very depressing relationship. Divorced now, for the better I suppose.