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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend, and I choose the Monty Python and the Holy Grail. By the way, I totally fell for the subtitles at the beginning... "Whats that?! How do I turn it off?! Aaaaaaaaah.... hahahahaha".
If anyone is curious the book Ready Player One was what finnaly pushed me over to "I must see it now".
bananaslippers
He's got two halves of coconut, and he's hanging them together!
Burke616
My sister was bitten by a moose once.
CryoSleeping
Ready player one is a good book. I was born in the 90s. I wish I got all the references...
illinus
That is an abysmally bad use of commas.
spattr
Why not visit Norway?
FEMAcampsarereal
RUN AWAY!
lobstasalad9095
But I'm not dead yet... oh get in the cart you're not fooling anyone..... I'm feeling better!!!!
FEMAcampsarereal
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
GolFoehammer
after 20, you start finding all of the various "easter eggs" in various scenes. I won't spoil them for you.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Only 4? 'Tis but a scratch...
sheshazelnuts
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals...
TSteeeves
Possibly the best film ever made
Rotflol
https://xkcd.com/1053/
diggertydigdig
Huge tracts of land
AWanderingMage
Watching month python is Never lost time
somedudedude
Hand me The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
ShortCircuit908
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/monty_python.jpg
TyranusTheSaurus
Bet you're gay.
TyranusTheSaurus
Downvote person didn't get the reference.
pdbravo
Fun fact. Those weren't real horses. Not many people know that.
Greytrek90
Except the guards on the first castle's walls... Is it me, or is it that much funnier when everyone IN the movie knew they were fake?
JeffWiggum
azazyel
I had it on LP back in the day. Used to listen to it all the time
whydotheycometometodie
and now... Time for something completely different.
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Jabberwocky and Life of Brian next
phonecallformisterhorrible
UrsaUrsa
The Colonel <3
firewrench
Well I didn't vote for you!
spattr
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away
Bluedrift
OLD WOMAN!
GolFoehammer
Man
ironm8nvoyage
Sorry, didn't see this before I replied
Bluedrift
Man, sorry! Who lives in that castle?
ironm8nvoyage
Man!
Bluedrift
Man, sorry! Who lives in that castle?
Feags
You can never watch anything they did too much.
PudgyPinkiePie
Welllll...
MarieLuneHB
Ni!
youdontknowmeormydog
Except meaning of life, that was shit
zecko1916
Wouldn't say it's shit... probably the weakest of their work. Good songs from it though
NipplesTheEnchiIada
Sounds like you need to look on the bright side of life.
PrivateIsotope
Lancelot running toward the castle but staying in the same spot is the funniest thing in the whole movie. Fight me.
yourfathersmelledofelderberries
It's not though...
IconicM
Not as funny as the peril of Castle Anthrax! I mean, at least a little peril. (Bet you're gay!)
zellar2020
It's just a flesh wound!
Dadjokesover9000
She turned me into a newt!
IThoughtWhatIdDoWasIdPretendIWasOneOfThoseDeafMutes
A newt?!
phann
No, the DVD extra with the karaoke version of Pie Jesu Domine is. :P
TheFunkyCodingMonkey
Ni
MegatronSays
You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with, A HERRING! *ominous noises*
buttholette
It is indeed very hilarious
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
You should watch Brazil, and the original Monty Python's Flying Circus episodes.
bananaslippers
Haha and then all of a sudden he's just at the castle slaughtering everyone
DrOsmium
Don't forget that laugh he does just before. "Haha!"
Fir3will
Tis' but a scratch.
kitakitzune
did you watch life of brian? i watched it around 80 times...
ineverwantedtodothis
I start crying and laughing right after the opening scene
RavenInFlyte4ever
Your father's name was Gluteus Maximus!
TheNameThat
I haven't seen that, I shall google it!
damnyuoautocorrect
I have seen every monty python in conception multiple times but never life of brian. So sad.
UrsaUrsa
Do yourself a big favour and watch it :)
Totsmacgee
The biggus dickus part was great. I had a wheezing old man laugh going.
UrsaUrsa
I always lose it at the Roman grammar scene (ROMANES EUNT DOMUS) and the stoning scene... Or and John Cleese scene, really... :D
youdontknowmeormydog
Way better than the holy grail
ImTryingToThinkOfAUsername101
Blasphemy!
spattr
It has a real ending. More real than Holy Grail. The Holy Grail ending was likely much funnier in the writing than it was in execution.
aCheekyFingerUpTheBum
Three is the number of times thou must watch. Not 4 nor 2 unless thou proceedeth to 3. Five is right out
bananaslippers
This line always does if for me haha. Gonna watch this right now.
OliverClothesoff70
Is that a reference to The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch?
Fir3will
Tis' but a scratch.
Whitejack
Right. 1..2..5!
NipplesTheEnchiIada
3, sir.
buttholette
THREE!
MatrimBloodyCauthon
*slow motion hand grenade flying towards wee bunny rabbit*
buttholette
*with heavenly choir singing*