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Jul 1, 2014 7:23 AM
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namelesscynic
Well, we get yelled at if we just say "Fuck" all the time
NorthernDutchElm
meh
AliciaEff
And "God knows" means "no one knows"
lemonwaterice
As a Catholic, that's…actually a clever pun. Top stuff, skepticalavenger.
1zaya
I say ''Holy shit'' more than Oh my god.
Tlachinolli
Yeah, Atheists don't believe in God, Buddhists believe in reincarnation, and Baha'i believe in things. That's life. Where is the burn?
myrdin
...something that´s unbelievable but still there
torhs
It is the same with "Oh Fuck"...
TheRealPancakeMan
Being a recent atheist (less than 5 years) you'd be surprised how many religious sayings stay in your head..
MnemonicMonkeys
It's not really staying in your head, it's merely being reinforced through everyday conversation.
halfpint42
it's very much a part of our society. I was raised in a very secular household, never attended church & still say things like that.
TotallyPennysBoat
http://imgur.com/dWY1W1F dayum
Clandesdyne
OMFSM
RyoukoSama
DJJizzyJeff
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/4660400/bender-oh-your-god-o.gif
Welley
heterocera
Do polytheists say "ye Gods!"?
lngwlkr
I'm not a polytheist, but from this day forth I shall utter this quoteth.
mayormeowsalot
I like Bender's version best
kippo
It's a hard habit to break saying, "oh my god", "jesus christ!" or "holy fuck!", as a point of exclamation but all are technically blasphemy
Thekingofbeans
Never use "Jesus fuck!" It's fun the first time you use it, but then you won't be able to stop.
kippo
I'm consciously trying to work in "Holy Shit Snacks" until it becomes unconscious
derynator
Oh. Your. God.
sartonin
I thought I was the only one...
therealaport
Oh my lanta
Acatno
Who says that???
harpoonhandler69
Oh my science!
demut
Wait, following that line of thought wouldn’t that mean science is unbelievable?
GingerComingToGetYouInTheNight
Science damn it!
harpoonhandler69
Science be praised
lovinglife
Because NO religious people are scientists/can critically think -_- (sarcasm)
demut
Who implied that?
SomethingCleverBand
I doubt all atheists are this condescending
jrau18
We're not, it's a joke.
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
the ones that are though are the most obnoxious bastards youll ever meet
SomethingCleverBand
Yeah, but there's a few in every camp...there's religious folk that can be just as bad sometimes
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
agreed. i say we just let people believe what they want and be excellent to each other
SomethingCleverBand
agreed *mimes a guitar solo*
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
radical
Forbayn
channelranger
We're not. It's just that the strangers who you find out are atheists are also the kind of people that talk about beliefs to strangers.
thebjornsson
someone please explain why this is such a good burn? i don't see why that was that funny
oldmanjenkins31
neckbeards have an interesting sense of humour
SpicedNipples
r/circlejerk
bensanity
Atheists do not believe in god. God is unbelievable so they word say omg.
thebjornsson
seems i didn't actually miss anything...
Thekingofbeans
Except a sense of humor.
Welley
Stormblade
Odin's beard! By Thor's right testicle! By the power of Greyskull!
DerMeuchelmorder
By the Nine!
worthyone
By Hagar's Hoary Hosts!
Celebrimbor
Great Odin's Raven! By the beard of Zeus!
tony3564
meh I've seen Zeus beard, i prefer Poseidons
maybeamonster
By Jove. Jove is Jupiter. Jupiter is Zeus. The Brits have been winning the sly irreligious outburst contest since long before I was born.
SaintGutfree
By the scrotum of Ra!
Chrisgopher
pantsaretheworst
hurhurhurhurrrr
PotatoHamer
I may start to use some of these ..
peaceandpenguins
Merlin's saggy Y-fronts!
panzersharkcat
Jupiter's cock!
TaintedGENE
SPARTACUS!!!
IHaventFoundAUsernameILikeYet
By Grabthars hammer!
anthem47
What a savings.
tarataqa
NovemberIndiaCharlieKilo
By the hyman of Oliva Newton Jon!
demut
Explanation please :3 ?
kmikl
Olivia Newton John is female, women have a hymen, and a hymen is a membrane that surrounds or partially covers the external vaginal opening.
demut
Ah, so this was supposed to mean “Olivia”, “John” and “hymen”. Gotcha, that one-testicle guy just can’t spell for shit.
kmikl
I'll assume so :D
zigzagler
Thrall's balls!
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
MYAH!
Barbario
BURN!!
ForTheUPVOTE
That's better then the Kelso burn gif
ABear419
Holy shit!! He's still alive!!! :D
Popspoppingit
Holy mother of glorious and appropriate gif, Batman
RoguePineapple
was expecting kelso. Thanks for changing it up
AppleyD
Gallagher's gotten out of control
CorwinMacGregor
/Gotten/?? He always has been!
themoff
That's a waste of watermelon
bensanity
Waste of perfectly good watermelon.
bonko
...but why?
DrDankenstein
beautiful
Iamnotacreativeman
Is that Gallagher? !
YeetDABDAB
Saving
CaptainHanderpants
Always upvote for Gallagher http://imgur.com/fJlEp0o
TheCrowFather
Wat?
IAmUncleIroh
Awesome
Branch68
that is actually pretty cool
Pharya
All of my wat
RolandLovecraft
Gallagher has lost his fucking mind!
manik024
Gallagher is looking rough
JQuentinEvermann
It may be his twin brother that took over the act long ago. Not joking even a little.
JonesEnemaBagJones
It really is Gallagher! I was so excited when I first saw the video. http://vimeo.com/48459576
emperorcain
BLACK GALLAGHER, BITCH!
Counterfit
It was his younger brother, who is now legally barred from using the Sledge-o-Matic.
JonesEnemaBagJones
Source: http://vimeo.com/48459576
Beanieb
Gallagher in old motion
ThePhysicsPirate
I fucking came.
Heartlyss
Commenting so I can come back and watch Gallagher with a FUCKING FLAMING SLEDGE-O-MATIC smash shit over and over again.
fenix404
where did you find that!?!?1
Barbario
just a gif someone used as a reply... i save those i like for future use.
Barbario
just a gif someone used as a reply... i save those i like for future use.
Rivalyn
As an atheist, I do say oh my god mainly as an anachronistic holdover from my childhood as a believer.
slickfox
I still hum church hymns occasionally. My brother's reaction (also an athiest)
♫...then sings my SOULLL..♫
PhewPhew2222
Same here. It's just a saying, it doesn't mean anything.
awesomefartdragon
Me too
McKay91
I've never believed and I still say "oh my god" or "Christ". So do all my atheist friends.
halfpint42
yeah, same here. grew up in a secular household and say 'holy mother of god' quite a lot.
Redrumofthesheep
I say "Jesus fucking Christ!" kinda often.
McKay91
My Dad reserves "Jesus H God Blasting Christ" for when he injures himself while fixing/building something.
Redrumofthesheep
well that is creative, I give you that. :D
xxdayoffatexx
Turning on Pokemon to download a Burn Heal
BuckBoost
Oh my Arceus.
aus4000
How many you need, I can hook you up.
aus4000
ALSO: this one's on the house:
MOTHERFUCKINGKITTENS
Arceus
used Fire Blast. It was super effective.
FaxCelestis
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BURN HEAL
TrixiHobbitz
Actually with the Global Link's PokeMilage Club you can do just that!
FFKonoko
...download?
IDontUnderstandImgurNoMo
Yes, from your computer.
FFKonoko
Oh, of course. Honestly, I almost forgot that was still a thing in the games, the backpacks are nice and roomy nowadays.
jrau18
Even when they weren't... Who actually took the time to use that?
Raithul
In the first gen you would always be running out of space. Constantly. It was really quite annoying.
FFKonoko
In some of the games, you kinda had to, or else you'd run out of room or would never be able to find the important stuff.
TomAtofromPalletTown
How many atheists are on imgur for posts like this to get to the front page every time?
chau8238
I could care less if it makes front page or not. But it does make me laugh. I laugh at stupid religious posts too though.
Candymostdandy
There's at least a baker's dozen.
demut
So ... twelve?
ITSTOOREALROY
It's a funny insult that isn't meant to be taken seriously you don't have to be an atheist to appreciate it
jimcake
After you see Goatse, or Lemon Party if you're a kid, you stop believing in a god almost immediately.
bearlytipsy
As a christian, I just appreciate a good burn.
oldmanjenkins31
Why? This one is pretty weak sauce.
Scorpioli
By the number of likes, possibly 894.
SaltCollector
Anyone should be able to appreciate a good burn, hell I loved all the jokes that came up about my (English) football team at the world cup.
LordCommanderTomSnow
We are legion.
oldmanjenkins31
dweeb
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Galactasaur
I never remember imgur claiming to be supportive or understanding.
joinha
we are legion
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CPatricoo
There is a director correlation to atheists and bronies. Coincidence?
AerysIITargaryen
There is a 'director' correlation between spelling and stupidity. Coincidence?
CPatricoo
I see neither of those groups like jokes... but they love grammar. Hmmm.
Forbayn
joinha
we are legion
CPatricoo
I like the "finally a good pope in my lifetime!" posts.
Pharya
I don't understand why people keep saying that. He's the PR Pope. He is the Facebook of Popes. The church hasn't changed with him leading it
findlesticks
There are dozens of us!
squiertx
WE ARE LEGION
OrionSuperman
Everyone is atheist to the gods of others religions.
lagrickjames
I hate the atheism circlejerk. It's just as bad as the fundamentalist christian mentality. The wise man knows that he doesn't know.
Pandaphilophobe
That being said I have no interest in converting or insulting you so don't take what I said in that fashion.
Thekingofbeans
Or, hear me out on this one, this is a joke. Furthermore, atheism includes agnostics since it is by definition anything that isn't theism.
lagrickjames
Wasn't related to the op, just the reddit/imgur circlejerk on imgur. There's more than one definition of atheism, but you know which I meant
Thekingofbeans
No, both agnostic and gnostic atheists do not believe in a god. It's not a circlejerk, it's a joke.
Pandaphilophobe
Just because one can't be completely certain doesn't mean one has to give up the question. One can easily say that there is more
Pandaphilophobe
evidence for God being a creation of man than man being a creation of God, making that the more logical viewpoint.
saiaku
atheists is a good thing. religion should be extinct.
Celt
I TIP MY FEDORA TO MY FELLOW INTERNET SCHOLARS GOOD SIRS AND ENCOURAGE YOU TO JOIN ME ON INTERNET MAYMAY SITE LE REDDIT
SamInbound
Fuck me Satan calm down.
halfanangrybadger
*tips fedora*
howdoesoneusername
Alright calm down saiaku
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Nah, let the people be! Peace in the world and stuff like that!
IwishIcouldbethepersonmydogthinksIam
God is dead and everything is sex.
Thekingofbeans
Implying that theists don't have a sense of humor?
jrau18
Because Atheists are the only ones that can laugh at this joke?
InitHello
Yes.
howdoesoneusername
Cause you're not being made fun of?
Pharya
Aww poor diddums. You're being made fun of on the internet?
jrau18
If you can't laugh at yourself, you're taking life way too seriously.
CPatricoo
The repetition is sometimes difficult.
Stormblade
The Internet generally has a higher population of unaffiliated religious demographic.
rudejohn
Same thing with Masters and PhD programs, and higher education in general.
CPatricoo
*funny joke sites generally have a
jimicos
Except on "christianfriendfinder.com"
NerdN1
Plot twist: Atheists looking for a stimulating debate partner for religion....
jimicos
Define "stimulating"...
NerdN1
Humorous?
ThatWeirdBarefootGuy
I doubt it. It is just the anonymity of the internet allows people to show their true colors.
Stormblade
So people only pretend to be religious but are really atheists?
slothsknowbest
There's a lot of anti-atheist/non-religious bias. I faced a lot of hostility from peers and adults as an atheistic child.
ThatWeirdBarefootGuy
You would be surprised.
demut
Perhaps that’s true for ’Murrica where (often fundamentalist) Christians hold much more sway than in most other parts of the First World.
RandomImgurian
I say oh my god, because it's more an expression than a religious statement.
xuNSH1NE
Everyone out of the way! We got a captain obvious over here
Hellokitty85
Ditto toots
iurimc1618
my niece says it's because she likes to say the name of the lord in vain.
IAmJacksDoubt
Same with goodbye, which is shortened from "God be with you", but then again that is a lesser known fact.
psirynn
I'm pagan. I live in the South. I still use "Jesus!" as an exclamation >.>;
zombiepanduh
ROFL, it's funny because people look at you, confused. I can empathize.
Elkisbook
Exactly. In France we swear a lot, but it's less religious. Doesn't stop me from saying "oh my god" or "jesus!" in english, it's normal.
Luvvie
According a book I read, you guys curse using vegetables a lot, is that true?
MidwinterSnow
Yes but I think that this post has a better explanation. I used to use yours but I'm using that now :p
leasemealone
I knew this super passionate athiest who would say "oh your god". He's the worst kind of person
Luvvie
I usually say "oh my gods" because I'm borderline agnostic and multi-diest.
Luvvie
I'm pretty sure there's SOMETHING out there, but it's not just ONE god. Like American Gods.
condoulo
When I hear "Oh your god" my first thought is "They must be a Futurama fan" rather than "Oh, he must be an asshole."
FrigginCornflakes
Probably a staunch anti-theist, then? Anti-theism ought to be separated out from atheism when applicable. That's on him, though.
khora
Did he rename the weekdays and months as well?
parismaker
yes, this robot really has a bad personality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6aK15YLzyw
SirGrumps
yeah. Technically, Christians aren't even supposed to say it. (from what I recall, it's against the 10 commandments)
ChelBel
Yup. Used to get in trouble for this as a kid (Catholic). I also have a Jewish friend who won't even spell the word god.
ChelBel
He never says "oh my god!" and only ever writes it "g-d."
EHAN281
Yep. According to the second commandment, "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain," meaning "don't disrespect God's name."
FroggyFae
I have a habit of saying oh my goodness or oh my gosh.
Luvvie
Yeah, but God's name isn't "God", that's his title... His name is Yahweh...
OrcSkinSuit
Except 'God' is a title, not a name...
FroggyFae
It's both.
Luvvie
God is his title. His name is Yahweh.
Kingmala
Thank yoooou. No one seems to understand that, like, at all.
anthem47
Never understood how it's disrespectful, or the "in vain" part. Not being religious, it kinda sounds like a mini-prayer? "Oh god help me?"
cvsprinterfilms
As a Christian, who was in a Christian fraternity: I agree with you 100%.
halfpint42
people also think saying it w/o the formal context of a prayer is disrespectful b/c you're not showing respect & reverence for the divine 3
halfpint42
that being said, that's just my take as an atheist. people write g-d b/c traditionally, you can't ever destroy written god's name. (1)
halfpint42
it has to be respected & preserved & shown reverence. so, people avoid that by writing g-d. some apply that to English as well as Hebrew (2)
halfpint42
frankly, I'd agree that context matters. there's a difference between 'Oh, my God' when seeing something beautiful or tragic & 'OMG Becky!'
IAmTheSpy
I think that specific commandment was more akin to "Thou shalt not blaspheme" or something. "Don't call Him names"
UGRising
.....look at her butt........oh!?!???? .... not where we were going with this? *DAMN*
blahlalala
How about when you sex. Checkmate athiests.
SlendyIsBehindYou
No one's an atheist during climax
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Oh Higgs-Boson!
Harmonex
It's funny because that's the "goddamn particle".
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
"oh science!"
vielleicht
pull the lever
longbeast
Atheist - nonbeliever in god, opposite of theist, word related to theism. Athiest - person who is most athi.
FrigginCornflakes
An anti-theist is opposed, an atheist simply lacks belief. But is obscenely common for people to confuse anti-theism with atheism.
Jackofall
I scream 'It is DOCTOR Cooper!'
gavinontheline
I just shout "Yep!" over and over
norwegianwool
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/wizards-of-yep.gif
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
and a final "yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" followed by a pat on the head
FFKonoko
If your sex isn't unbelievably good, you're doing it wrong.
ColonelObvious
Not everytime, surely. There's gotta be a bell curve sort of thing there, too
FFKonoko
Well, yes. But you only go oh my god when it's at least going well, and if sex going well isn't unbelievably good...see my original comment.
blahlalala
It's always unbelievable. Takes place on an almost imaginary level
demut
B-b-b-burn.
misseskitties
"Math! Aliens! Oh my mitochondria!"
blahlalala
Women.
Kidaris
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
And it's a symbiote that allows you to use the force.
misseskitties
Wink wink*
Rengii
Things I learned from A Wind In The Door.
pokarose
As a Biology teacher, I am so proud you know that!
Kidaris
yay! Im being proud of!