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Match dance.
Feb 24, 2017 5:48 AM
ItsATriceratops
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games194
A romance that burned like no other, yet doomed from the start.
mpangelu
As odd as it is being matches that is oddly beautiful.
GentlemanScientist
Is this that Tinder I've heard so much about?
GoopyBoogerSnotOnYourHotdog
rolandandhishawkdavid
ChucklePuss
More like "Match Making Out," amirite?!
fullofnerdiness24
I can see that bird's accent... "And then they awwwl fucked!"
thecheekybastard
Looks like she puts out.
ChucklePuss
Nice. Match making-out.
sarajunaid
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250719910
Compendyum
I can smell it though the screen.
ihavenoanswers
That was beautifully sad.
TheStaleBread
a match made in heaven
toughestmf
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
knifeskills
Kind of vampire-esque
Martellus
All i saw were dancers burning
Serpentine2
That's lit!
ImIntoAnythingReally
Hey, that's pretty good.
Bigeirnie
Flashtro
Idubbz is amazing
MRSPRINKLZZZ
There's 3 B's
MONTYFUCKINGPYTHON
it's not that hard: Big Booty Bitches
Flashtro
My bad fam im a failure
YouMadeMeSignIn
Match dayance, match dayunce, tooooniiiiiiight!
armyengguy
Still a better love story than twilight
Jabroni29
Nothing beats good old natural light.
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ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Not sure.
Manchez
And better dancing than lala land.
Manchez
Lala land was shit.
antipixelz
it's been a while since i heard that. Thanks for refreshing
cptwott
Everything is a better love story than twilight.
GundamCustoms
Yep, that's the joke being made, good job.
vampirehedgehog
What about 50 Shades of Grey?
namelessdietyofdownvotes
Isnt that the same story?
AwesomeTeddybear
Beat me to it by only 3 hours
ObnoxiousArrogantPrick
Must be white matches
gayducks
These two make a good match
ImProbablyStoned
well that was disappointing
Fuzzerd
matchstick dracula
neyugnihp
at first i thought i saw Batman kissing someone
WhangaDan
Expected send nudes at the end with the tight shot
TechnicallyCorrectIsBestCorrect
Yeah I'm disappointed.
BDBones
But why
j4k3y
Three beers later and this is some inspirational stuff
Tempest99999
It started with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
lothartx
Sauce? That was pretty cool, but somewhat eerie.
colieco
It reminded me of a female sucking the life out of her partner.
colieco
Clearly no one gathered my dirty pun there.
TheFluteFromBandCamp
Bitches be crazy yo!
inverseCosinePadawanmeme
I had thought of a vampire.
paulkang91
So, you've met my ex then.
TreeNibblingPoptart
Tammy??
TheFluteFromBandCamp
And mine
DarkUranium
And my ax!
TwoBitFortuneTeller
... Do you regularly catch fire while dancing, @OP?
ItsATriceratops
No only when I walk into a church
ChucklePuss
You don't? Weird.
kineticcars
The entire plot to Romeo and Juliet in 30 seconds.
FLCLrox
Which part of the fire was about biting your thumb at people? And which part was about shitty courier service failing to deliver a note.
gameofthornes
ded in 30 seconds the sequel
XpertingGames
Except everyone is on fire
agumonkey
matcho edition
WhiteyHead
Looks more like Dracula.
Tarnfire
Hey. Spoiler alert!
APackOfExcitedGingers
Romeo and Juliette turned black at the end?
OctopusOccult
Only 2 people died though, the book got 4 people killed in a 2 week long relationship.
MyOtherUsernameIsAPun
Karlis Padegs
GreaterDog
When does the guy bite his thumb
FuckGlitter
It was a sign of disrespect equivalent to flipping someone off
SarcasticComment
shortly before the murder...
FattyLumpkin3
DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR?!
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Is the law on our side, if I say ay?
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Truthfully now, I think Romeo and Juliette is Shakespeare's worst play. But this was the funniest scene he ever wrote.
thisoneisjustforyoureyes
iamthekidyouknowwhatimean
God I remember watching that movie for English
SarcasticComment
personally, I like it. Kept true to the script and killer soundtrack
NyanDroid
We watched the one where the story held in some kind of modern times with guns and cars etc
foxeybubble
Romeo + Juliet
NyanDroid
Right! That's the one.
PolarBears91
The "longsword" shotgun is forever etched in my brain. Right alongside marcurio in drag
iamthekidyouknowwhatimean
That was the one and it was something
NyanDroid
It was a neat idea to present at an English class