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Mar 22, 2016 12:50 AM
GrumpyScotsman
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Niko19
I feel like I saw another story with the same pics
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Was expecting dickbutt or Cera, pleasantly surprised
kakakewlbeans
It really bugs me that the banister isn't unwrapped as well...
HoosteenDiaz
Collage*
ApolloTheTerrible
Thank you! This was really bothering me
jenitlz
Thats incredible!
rkwfxd
Nice story. She will appreciate this gift forever.
ivdok
I see what you did there.
MadHakon
Or at least until the divorce.
WhatAGloriousUsername
What about the stair posts, didn't need to wrap those fuckin things
TheOriginalSpiderMan
Red herring
jontaylor07
Misdirection! *Throws smoke bomb and runs away cape flapping*
ImprovedLoungewear
decoy wrapping
bntli
to give it credibility
idontwantmyrealnamehere
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough
SpaceCunt
I'm dying. ;"D
FearTheKraken
So...is your brother single?
BeardBeginner
I'd be surprised if he wasn't. Either way it was nice of him to do.
Daniebo
Did you read the whole post by now?
thesarahpowellexperience
What
thisisfoxnews
I full expected a young wizard to be living under those stairs as part of the homely process.....
sparkletempt
For a moment I thought: OMG! He gave her Harry Potter!
ExpectoPatr0num
First thing I thought of (obviously)
IvanFromPripyat
No, that's the Weasly process :D
DrJackBright
No, you are thinking of the Dursley process
ARThirtyFive
He's up to something, it's leading somewhere. Must Up-vote.
tori700
Welcome to my home... I love me... Look at me... Me...
wheredowehidethebody
Jesus fuck how many times will this get featured
AB23Awesome
That will be hard to top!
Emptytank
Repost.
lionsjem
Bloodslug
Haha he's wearing a wig
Highlander8795
If the Shawshank Redemption has taught me anything, it's that you can hide a surprising amount of a wall behind paper.
1loveshilo
I saw post before Under the paper on stair posts are the words Will You Marry Me and on Christmas day he proposed to her. She said Yes
Emptytank
Report.
EffigyOfTheForgotten
did he hit it is the real question
Tatelina
As if buying a house isn't a good enough gift!
ZombiesAreOkay
This was a step in the right direction for him.
PEEEEAAAAACCCHHHHH
I might just be missing my SO atm but this made me tear up just a little bit. +1
IAlwaysUpvoteGhostbusters
Ugh me too!
eliottsworld
I believe the word that she was looking for in N. American English is "homey"
PainGwen
You are correct. I have seen this other usage, but to me it has always meant something so plain it's ugly.
Imghurrr
no that just means friend.. but our homely is the same as british apparently
NK892
I think the word you're looking for is Homie.
PainGwen
That is, homely means something so plain it's ugly. Left that part out of my first comment.
hormelchi1i
"Homely" has a negative implication in North America. Go call an attractive lady homely to find out.
JustCallMeTheMuffinMan
As a North American I have never heard of homely being negative.
hormelchi1i
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homely
kevinallover
Word, fam.
tuxlin
y'all ain't got no cats, does y'all?
tuxlin
sorry, I meant thems don't got none. cats that is.
restingpupface
Not going to lie, I think this is ugly.
ipoopedinthere
Ugly as shit and creepy as fuck.
sotsotdei
Homely, even.
InboxMeYarBootyPics
As an American, I've never heard homely used to describe someone as ugly before
bananananananananana
Right?
fulminatrix
Really? It's not that common but I've definitely heard it all my life. I guess I read it in books more than hear it aloud, though.
EClaire1073
Who the fuck came up with the idea that homely should mean unattractive?
1loveshilo
AMERICANS ?
DuckWithGlasses
It came from the idea that someone who is unattractive belongs at the home where they can not be seen by the public.
kidneythief9
I don't trust stairs.... they're always up to something.
Cheezinandsteezin
Not always
theabominablebatman
They've always got something going down..
TwistedHarmony
Pun-ted to top comment.
GodApollo
Some are pretty down to earth though.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
But they're always down to go somewhere.
drunkninjasmurf
mambloo
Climb aboard for a uphill experience.
mantysaippua
Had to come back like 7 posts just to upvote you
Koshunae
Except the Winchester Manor.
reefmadness
Get the pun out of here.
Amythyst
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, and she's buying...
discoballz
Or they are in the forest leading no where.
NocturneofLaconice
Stairs are responsible for 85% of all stair accidents.
tooomanysteves
I am in physical pain.
chunkylova53
You are a father aren't you
DashingPolecat
I think they have their ups and downs.
vfort31790
I snorted.
SirBleepsAlot
Oh, hi dad. +1
TheHumbleHypocrite
Nice!
TheManWithTheHandsomFleshGat
Idk man when I'm pretty high they bring me back down to earth.
toxcrusadr
Up to nothing at all: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--36ct9cn2--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18bkw6o23yjfnjpg.jpg
HannahNikol
What about the stairs in the forest?
youeatpiecesofshitforbreakfast
I've just enrolled in a twelve-step program
stupidinbredstackofmeat
Professor Snape? Is that you?
simplydifficult
What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
avegancannibal
People will think you're........
Messier38
...Up to something.
ObiSeanFlurNobi
Or always letting you down.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Ok let's step it down a bit.
ThisOnesNotTaken
They only let grandpa down one time...
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Well that escalated quickly.
nauticals15
Stairs intently...nothing happened
SmartererThanYou
I wonder what they're up to.
Terminal56
Getting high