I thought this was interesting

Jun 6, 2017 12:19 AM

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I saw this and thought it was cool. I would love to hear your thoughts on it.

This is fucking horribly cropped.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is't it the plot of GATE:thus the JSDF fight there? modern army vs medieval units. There was magic though and many things.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This cropping gave me cancer. Good story though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's a simple text-only version I made /a/EgHGw

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By what standard are a US marine the best warrior ever trained? surely not by win rate, effect, skills, training, and not even equipment,

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When was this written?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With cropping brought to you by Hellen Keller apparently

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yea, she's my neighbor

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was hard to read, learn to screen grab & edit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. There, now you don't have to read it. Even if they say yes it's still no.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good read. Shit post. Crop better m8

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This sounds like a remake of that old movie when a modern aircraft carrier travels to the WWII era

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!! *80'S SYNTH MUSIC*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, that one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't they instill fear into the Romans and appear as gods? Then use that leverage to overthrow the Romans? Even use allies?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They would need to learn Latin to even try it

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can't read this fuckin thing. I'll still upvote because it's interesting content.

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 6

It's a downvote for me. Fuckin unreadable .

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do people not know how to crop a fucking image anymore?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Listen up, you primitive fucks! This. Is my BOOMstick!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TLDR: No, not in the long term.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I'm lazy ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to kick ops ass for that piss poor screenshot job.

8 years ago | Likes 388 Dislikes 2

put me on the list too

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It would honestly have just been easier to post a link to the source article

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/a/iDkhP

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I read a book called Time Riders: Gates of Rome by Alex Scarrow, a British author. The plot is almost identical to this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Without a Navy unit to carry them to where they have to go?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, having an LHD would be a massive advantage.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which conveniently all MEUs travel by

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is nobody going to bring up the disease issue? Cause, biological warfare could really fuck with the numbers here.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That cuts both ways. Romans can get more guys, Marines can't. Advantage: locals.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Presuming the Marines don't/can't recruit groups against the Romans. Does it still count if the Marines are leading an opp. forces?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How are they going to recruit? None of them speak a word of any of the local languages

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if your fighting the romans back then it was good enough (everybody hated them and just needed a big friend to help out or a very scary one)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Only if they're near a border. Most people were happy under Roman rule.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If they knew the rules, wouldn't the marines just use their few days of full supplies to take out the entire roman command?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

They only have so much supplies, the harder you push the faster it runs out. An M1 tank is only good for less than 300 miles

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They could but the republics, and even the empires had sturdy chains of command. Kill the emperor and the praetorian guards sure. But (1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they have no mean to project coercion. Legions will just keep coming one after the other. I don't think they could win a siege against 1.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As another in the chain said go praetorian guard make the chain your bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I read, but you can't. The moment you try to use them against the next legion, they'll turn on you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

any roman emperor would say that the praetorian were very scary and would do this all the time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a source so i can read this like a civilized person instead of spread across a crapload of pictures?

8 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

if you want to see the original stuff still on reddit, it's called "Rome Sweet Rome"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my, this is excellent. Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tl;dr: eventually you run out of ammo.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Thankss

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't run out of antibiotics first.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 380 Dislikes 1

Burn the stick

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

72 virgins never stopped a war but a 100,000 hookers could beat the marine corps

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I like that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but burn the stick? Then it's isn't a stick anymore

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Match made of stick. Stick win every time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#TeamStick

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Tie sharpened stick to rifle, stick is now Marine.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stick win every time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have to read it in an Asian voice. Ancient Chinese proverb

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I read it in a thick russian accent. "You see Ivan..."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marines. They have gasoline and lighters.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now there are millions of tiny sticks. Stick win every time.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok then. Marines have RPGs. Now it's liquid and ash. Marines win.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Now you have millions of tiny sticks and sticks in liquid form, stick win everytime

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Send it into the sun. If we can't kill it, then we can at least imprison it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember you don't have to kill everyone. Really you just need to make enough of an example that nobody is willing to fight /1

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Agreed but that only works for a few battles. You couldn't do that to every legion in Europe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't need to. Wipe out a few legions in key areas and take control of the capitol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah but once you've got the capital (as we've seen) you've still got at least one civil war to fight. Always generals eager to take power.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I apologize I failed to point out that everyone in a position of authority would be murdered.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well that's no good. You might have a rebellion on your hands. Roman soldiers were famously loyal to their commanders.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but once you've got the capital (as we've seen) you've still got at least one civil war to fight. Always generals eager to take power.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A few massively horrifyingly one sided massacres tends to convince people you won't be beaten. Heavy machine guns and armored vehicles 2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In the 2nd punic war the romans lost 30.000 men in the first battle. About 6 times more than Carthage. That basically just pissed them off.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

would do that fairly effortlessly even without fuel

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Good news is, you can make somethin thatll run a diesel engine outa just about anything, that was kinda the point. They had olive oil.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not with Rome, after https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cannae they just equipped an even bigger army.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They hid behind walls for years avoiding major engagements where possible. Attila roamed for close to two decades.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Always loved the stubborness of the roman empire. "So you're better sailors? Guess what, this is a land war now!" *boarding bridges fall*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So you're better at crossing mountain ranges to get to us? Haha fuck you we crossed a sea to get to you while you were at this point 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

pointlessly faffing about and not defending yourselves 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So much much repetition it made reading made reading this difficult. OP needs to practice cropping cropping practice cropping.

8 years ago | Likes 1736 Dislikes 3

OP needs to practice cropping cropping practice cropping. I stopped after 4 images after 4 images.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Looks like the cropping was done on a mobile, too.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read this with a mild hangover. It almost killed me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes yes it it was was rather rather difficult difficult to to read read..

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's really hard to read, and cropping is not difficult.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was really infuriating

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's a simple text version I made

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"A Roman centurion would say 'Let's take 1000 of these guys. Five hundred of them don't come back? Get another 500 guys'"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want a sci-fi version of this story, check out the Empire of Man series.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Space marines spend a year trekking from one side of a primitive planet to the other.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this difficult. OP needs to practice cropping cropping practice cropping. I agree.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/iDkhP

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

All the +1s

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, kind dude

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The hero we need

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he works at the department of redundancy department.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

sorry, I'll do better next time.

8 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 45

SHAME. jk good work! Thanks for sharing!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See that you do. Harumph.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too late. I have cancer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

<3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good because this is fucking dreadful, go to your room and do it again

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll forgive you this this time...

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

I won't.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Agreed. This is a case where reposting is fine, if only to fix the mistake @OP. For now, downvote, but if fixed, double upvotes.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The year Erwin chose (23 B.C) falls in the reign of Augustus, great-nephew of Julius Caesar and... 3rd time I saw that I stopped reading.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you took an awesome story and made it suck.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Post more please! Just don't make it suck again. Fuck the haters!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

At least you didn't post a SpongeBob meme we have all seen 1746t6e920 x10^4 times

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

True.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/PC3eQKi

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the cut of your jib

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I downvoted for this reason! If you don't repost cleaner I will later.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

You probably smell like hotdogs.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go ahead. I didn't write it

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Thank you this was really cool an I hope if you find more stuff like this you post it!!! Plus practice makes perfect !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for being one of the few polite critics. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but still good job OP!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, stopped reading because there agreed, stopped reading because there was too much repeating

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't even have to kill many Romans. Imagine the terror of having an HMLA squadron fucking up everything, as if dragons were real

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fear would be the biggest and best weapon. Also a MEU would have a VMFA unit, too. Atleast 6 harriers dropping bombs. Not to mention MEUs...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Travel by LHD which have their own crew and armament.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Problem with the Romans is u DID have to kill that many;Hannibal killed 30,000 Romans, Rome said fuck u do it again, he did, they raised 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

another army, he killed another 70,000, and they just raised another army, they did not give a fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but they thought they had a fighting chance. Plus the alternative to fighting wasn't a good option

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good chance?Those marines would struggle to beat the ass whopping Hannibal gave the Romans, he won perfect victory after perfect victory 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

by all conventional logic he won the war, but Rome simply refused to admit it and just kept building new armies until they learnt how to win

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaand Hannibal lost to Scipio. You forget the HMLA and harriers, artillery, and tanks that can engage at long range with great accuracy....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the anime GATE.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

that japanese propaganda trash

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

I liked the show, but all the politicians and journalists being bad guys and the military being a shining beacon of good was BS.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought only a few of the politicians and one of the journalists were bad.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came down here to say this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm with you on that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still love it for the homage to Apocalypse now. /a/93nWq

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep came here to say that. Except Gate had dragons and magic and shit. And 900 year old loli's

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

With the exception that there is no resupply. with resupply, even a basic bitch unit could easily over take them, because big guns go boom.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

and we saw this in the anime. Basic units destroyed armies, and created a path for not only alliances, but holding of territory.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Even the main character himself is someone of import in the new world. he holds titles that would rival many people.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

read Zipang

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Marines are the best warriors ever trained"?Quite a few units would dispute that, some even from the US military.

8 years ago | Likes 299 Dislikes 12

Other branches have their own special forces, seals, delta, uh... idk what the AF and CG have. Do the CG have special forces? Hilarious... +

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

that are more elite than your average marine, but i guess if youve been through marine basic you can transfer down to any other branch, +

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

but not vice versa.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Maybe the best in such large numbers?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Ghurkas?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marines would dispute that, once someone explained the word to them.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Golden Band or Spartan Hoplites anyone? Let along some of the very scary special forces such as NZSAS, SBS etc.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 6

My favorite thing the Romans did to the Spartans was that they battle-starved them. Refusing to fight these ferocious people, leaving them.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah I bet Aus SASR would have something to say as well..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah we all played Rome Total War

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first two are understandable. The latter two suffer from being special forces. They don't have the numbers to do more than their jobs

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The writer has never heard of US Navy SEALS, Russian Spetsnaz, British SAS etc... very ignorant of him to write that in the article.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 26

Ghurkas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comparing special forces to marines is equally ignorant. The context was significant here. I guess the autism causes blindness for details.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 22

No it's not. He said the Marines are the best warriors ever trained. I simply pointed out that SEALS, Spetsnaz and SAS are better warriors.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Marines: knowledge of military history. Aha

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Ya that was such an ignorant thing to say.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 16

Definitely something a Marine would say, though.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Maybe compared to other modern military units, but I took it as historically, they generally represent the epitome of military advancement.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Yeah.. what about rangers and seals and special forces? And that's just in our era.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

Yeah exactly - what about a single samurai warrior, with a katana (best sword ever made, folded a million times of glorious nippon steel)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

What if it was 2,200 force reacon marines?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I mean you could maybe make an argument for "best trained non-elite", thus excluding all the Earth's SpecOps, but even then...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I would think that title either goes to ROKs Marines or the Royal marines

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was trying to exclude those who are BLATANTLY better trained in an effort to make the statement SLIGHTLY less silly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wars are won on logistics. RoK's are bad ass but no logistical support to back it up for an extended time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh for an extended fight for sure. im more interested in a small skirmish type of fight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toss up. We train rest of the world.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(Not sure "non-elite" is the term I'm looking for, but my argument is that even leaving out all special forces, there's still so many...)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I never understood the fetish for Marines. Their publicity team is great though.

8 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 9

As a contained battle unit they are designed to be dumped off a ship somewhere and fight with what they have on hand.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

For regular military units they are the most highly trained. There are better trained specialist units in the army and air force

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 5

That could take platoons and companies of Marines one on one and wipe them out but the MEU aint nothing to be fucked with

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

They're not the most highly trained. They just like that people think that.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

They aren't the most highly trained. People confuse toughness of the the training with a training ability to improve the training subject

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How would marines compare to the Waffen SS from around 42/43, to my understanding the SS excelled because they combined fighting ideas of1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2/2 no man is a small cog in the machine and will fighting and think on his own, with the every man sees him self as a cog in the machine

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"for regular military units they are the most highly trained" The Royal Marines would like a word with you...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Regular American Military units

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey we scrapped with the Royal Marines once. It was a blast. The RoK Marines are batshit insane tho.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have a fetish for Marines, but I imagine it's very different than what you had in mind.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I find it very hard to imagine that, without modern weaponry, your average marine would win against his ancient equivalent.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

True to some extent. Marine hand-to-hand combat training is no joke. But yes, the warrior with all his gear beats the one with nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MCMAP is some scary shit no doubt and both warriors without their gear and weapons would most likely favor the Marine say like in an ambush.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Romans always had their gear. That's why tuetoburg took three days.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teutoburg was also a joke. You'd hardly see an army stretched 20 kilometers long with men who never fought like that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And let's not forget that Arminius had extensive background knowledge about the romans and how they would react, tactically.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? On average, a US Marine is probably 8 inches taller than a Centurion, 50 pounds heavier and at least as strong.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Didn't stop the Romans from stomping the celts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't necessarily mean a roman, but historical soldiers would be much more familiar with weapons/equipment/MA of the time period.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, Hoplite vs a Marine wielding a Hoplite setup? No contest, agreed on all counts there. I just meant in general single combat

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking in terms of the story here. If the marine ran out of ammo and supplies, I think he would lose to most soldiers. 1/2

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