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Two savage little sea-monsters :) cute
Gatordad reflexes
OMG MY EAR
Watch out
Feb 7, 2018 12:00 PM
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TibetanTerror
Cat at-tax.
BlownByTheMonsignor
OMFG #7 listen to the audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjS2EYjHIK4
zeuswitanoose
Psicocowboy
#1 ...I could watch her hide all day ;)
xtraa
Every single gif in this dump is asking for a comment. Thanks!
youhavetobeoddtobenumberone
#1: Young woman hiding from a pack of Germans, 1944. (Colorized)
somedudefromgermany
Superstzday
I can HEAR #7.
MyNipplesLookLikeMilkDuds
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
reverendleonard
+1 for Katie Nolan
imthezodiac
#2, I hate when they ship my ferrets with too many packing peanuts.
imthezodiac
Or #3, whatever I suck.
EvilMisantrophicPrincess
I disagree, I think that's the exact right amount of ferret packaging. :)
mishalala
I cannot stop laughing
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Despite all my rage, I'm still just a ferret having a bunch of fun in a box of packing peanuts.
alwaysupvotefuturama
iluvdis
I'm relevant.
TheCollect
alittletime
Is this the trailer for i Tonya?
FiddleParadiddleTwiddle
These ARE fun. You were not wrong
bitchgoblet
The runway one is pretty impressive
TastyBrainMeats
Legit thought it was unscripted for a second.
jherazob
Not just getting that low, but that fast, and immediately continuing like nothing, yeah, very impressive
kittyanya
Trump forgot first ladies shake hands first. Poland still shaking their head in disbelief.
DangerTrain
That's what's making them shake their head? Poland pay attention to the other things.
unicornsdonotexist
You day "forgot" like he read the ettiquette briefing notes
unclestankstank
Decorum aside, most people believe the significance of this clip is that the first lady refused to shake his hand, even though she did.
SamuRaiPaladin
I'd like to see more of this clip - specifically Trump's reaction face.
TECHNO1972
#12 and
are totally related.
Tocilo
#7 MLK didn't die for this...
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
He didn't indeed. He died trying to change the AFSCME trade union, in giving black people equal treatment and equal payment.
Jinxer13
#6 this?
mehndeke
Lets take a moment to appreciate that the mascot in #4 shields the kid from a possible hit.
rshini
Especially given mascots visibility is shit, that he manage to SEE the incoming ball and react in time, that's pretty amazing quick acting
Schadenfreude8
You could see he's watching the player so he was taking a precaution. But your point still stands, his awareness was on point.
Flyndaran
Sharpness of focus is more important and harder than just looking, IMO. I've walked into stop signs with "clear vision". (Yes, sober. lol)
mishalala
Yup. Nailed it. And the kid was performing CPR.... nice recovery
unityking119
Awesome cat tax at the end
nope44455
I thought dogs had like....an acute sense of smell or something...
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
But not all dogs are intelligent...
Thismuchistrue
I wanna play hide and seek.
BerniBirke
Iam in...... MARCO!!!!.....
AllRicksAreJerrys
Polo.
BerniBirke
Got ya :)
dghammer
I could watch that cat attack all day.
SomethingWithTurquoise
#12 Dora ?
gablestout
Swiper, no swipi...oh shit!!"
mishalala
Fully Dora.
kippkopp
#5 I know its a tactical pull, but acting like a princess in football is such a bloody disgrace.
Gatoechado
Here in Costa Rica call them "Princesos" means male princess
MooMooGoesTheFish
I hate that it's a tactic at all! It makes the whole sport look like a joke.
CatsandDnD
Yeah, all that overacting and faking being tackled etc makes the whole game a joke.
zagibu
Tactical dives and excessive arm use in a game that is called football are the two worst things in football.
dolphinbagel
Why Americans hate soccer.
ruferto
i rather like it
GreenYawgmoth
Well, that and watching a game for multiple hours to see it end 0-0 with single digit SOG.
jesusisherelookbusy
As an Englishman; that's why I hate it too. Give me rugby any day.
SpikeTheGoat
USA here. Have a channel now I can catch them, want to try to get into it and maybe Australian football. Both seem very entertaining
PhenTsoksar
Not every soccer player is a delicate little flower that acts like that. When I played and made contact bruises, limps, and orthopedic (1/
dolphinbagel
Not talking local soccer with your buds. I'm talking about professional soccer.
PhenTsoksar
surgeons came as a result. Being a goalie was fun.
Flyndaran
Yeah, the tough ones are called women players. (I've seen bits and they don't get so dainty as the guys.)
rshini
real talk: unlike football and baseball, there isn't as any good spots to cut to commercial, so stations don't got much incentive to air 1/2
Treefur
Soccer is doing very well in the US, actually.
rshini
them, and Americans tend to prefer sports where a lot of points get racked up, Soccer doesn't really do that. 2/2
MrBismarck
This is why cricket is such a popular sport in America.
BloodofHeroes
Not even that. More so Soccer has little progressive play. In American football at least you have incremental goals working towards scoring.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
I thought it was because they were garbage at it
TheValleyofGwangi1
Our women seem to enjoy soccer, since they’re not very good at football or baseball.
TheHornyCactus
We only try to be good at actual sports
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Actual sports like advertball?
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
If there was a competitive league that would help... And women's soccer is pretty big in the US isn't it?
BreadyStinellis
More popular than men's, but still not rhat popular. People who play soccer watch soccer. No one else does.
propyro
I know womens soccer in Canada gets really rough at the college/university level.
nebosuke
No. It's popular for a day if the win Olympic gold, then everyone wakes up the next morning and couldn't give a shit again.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I seem to remember there were quite high viewing figures for the last Women's World Cup, they thrashed Japan.
nebosuke
For the final, yeah, it was the most watched soccer game ever in US. Not games leading up to final. More watched Mike & Molly every week.
bane13
Okay I watched the smooth model guys probably a dozen times before I was able to stop. I think I heard my spin crack a little more each time
tyeriv
Yes my spin hurts a little too.
Omgmoar
You shoul see a spin doctor then
megaleg7
That kid does better chest compressions than my coworkers
watchmeruboneout
Did you die?
Muhfynmann2
Maybe you shouldn’t work in a daycare then.
bhazor
It's funnier if you imagine he was trying to choke the mascot for making him miss the ball.
ItsOnlyOneThirty
does better compressions than my old car engine
iaindaibheid
Yours too?
spickate
You work in a computer lab. Why do you.... nevermind I don’t wanna know.
megaleg7
Haha
twofishtails
"Chest compressions".
Flyndaran
Fritos, Mt. Dew, and Tab lead to many cardiac arrests. :(
Flyndaran
Reference to Code Monkey lyrics.
meganical
Never wondered if T-Rex costume would make it so you’re likely to drown before. Thanks for the new questions, OP
tyr888
yea, I was expecting death by drowning. left disappointed :(
logantip
It's like a huge life preserver, but could make it where you can't turn over, DYING FACE DOWN IN THE MUCK
wallyworld83
I hate soccer because of bull shit like that.
optimusgoose
Been playing for 21 years and it makes me sick. Not what any sport is about. When played properly it really is a beautiful game.
leabelle
Wait, that was real? Like he was legit being a drama queen? I thought he was joking.
mishalala
Who, Trump?
zagibu
It will soon stop. They have started to retroactively ban players for subsequent games due to video evidence.
akaFLAMEGiRL
It happens a lot less in women's football or, as I call it, "football".
akaFLAMEGiRL
It has troubled me for 4 hours now that the quotes I put around football may make that look sarcastic which is absolutely not the intent.
freechocochips
“FOOTBALL”
Mimsey
They just hire some low-pay thugs to just rough those types up and take the penalty cards. Just one bruiser per team?
apolloin
#VinnieJones
cerabeanz
It could be legit pain if he had an ear infection. But then again he probably wouldn't be playing if he did.
Riggityriggitywrecked1
That's what I was thinking.
cerabeanz
May everyone who downvoted me have an ear infection :)
SamuRaiPaladin
I can see that - the way he looks at his hand towards the end as if he thought there might be blood would make for some convincing acting...
zippydee
Somebody should make a dump of black people reacting to shit. I love their reactions (#7)
Clydefrogger
Was gonna say the same thing. Not being racist just calling it as it is. Best magician reactions ever. And the bball trick above. Agreed.
MyBossFoundOutMyUserNameSoIHadToChangeIt
I wanna be as happy as ferrets in packing peanuts.
robingal1
Though, I'm currently as happy as Melania Trump. :(
annoyedOnion
Packing peanuts is that what they're called
zigbigidorlu
Yes
ricklepickbitch
It’s ghost poo
drunkbs
It's not as much fun as a jumpsuit full of weasels.
thatwoodguy
I had NO IDEA you could ship them that way
BooToast
New band name, I called it!
goboltz
H.A.F.I.P.P is the best !!
5FingerJeffPunch
*cat snakes
ChimiAndChilll
Bazingaa!
azzthom76
In my head, they're shouting "Bazinga!" when they pop up.
EvilKam
That is a lot of happiness.
TastyBrainMeats
How many happiness?
Supernerdje
A lotful.
clitorasaurusrex
Yes
insertsupercoolusernamehere
They are natural burrowers. Clear plastic tub, rice laced with vanilla (Let alcohol evap), let em go nuts
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Combined with not over bathing and keeping their poo cleaned = pretty good smelling ferrets. Vanilla musk
javer80
Additional questions: how much vanilla per tub o' rice, and how long does it last before you have to do it again?
javer80
Woh that's smart
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Thanks. The clear tub is nice too because you can see little ferret butts wiggling around. I miss having the two I rescued from vegan diets