goldenteddy
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No problem...
May 11, 2017 5:18 AM
goldenteddy
152708
3443
49
No problem...
Funkiebunch
Guy doesn't pay his $1 parking fee, so city invests $374,247,257 on machine that will teach them a lesson!
Tomcat1982
SpoilerAlertClarkisSuperman
Prime example of how society responds to law breakers by making this machine. Wish the same approach happened with more serious offenders.
Paycheck2paycheck
How did he get those under the tires? Expected it under the frame, but under the tires?!
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
Cool
Babuk
It amazes me how easy i is to steal a car. What a time to be alive!
PunnyTiger
This is the best tow truck ever; no damage to the car, done in seconds, operator doesn't get exposed to angry drivers. Brilliant design.
markskayff
I like how the delivery boy just occupies its space straight away.
ThumbDunkTheDirtstar
"...yoooiiiinnk..."
Treblaine
stoler202
Well, he's still getting a ticket.
ManateemSix
Car thieves have really gotten creative
Bah2
I'm actually quite surprised how easily the forks slide under the wheels
Bah2
No, wait. It grabs the wheels instead of sliding under them. That is quite impressive.
metalfoto
Genius
whollyrustedmedalbatman
I need 1 of those for a totally legitimate business idea I just had.
rouverius
Gone in 53 seconds
salokindoc
It goes under he wheels which is impressive
atleastIwasnt36
Ya how?
neamatoad
that's some mighty fine machinery, I tell you hwat
yodadude
I was thinking it would be cool to have a truck like this to deal with asses who park in no parking zones. check in and boom find this post
mattsall
I like the one with the Maybach where the tow truck couldn't lift it
UseTheSource
Sweet. Can regular tow trucks even impound parallel parked cars?
SirChadwellHeath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh507EiX1lE
km9v
What? No ticket no nothing, your car is gone when you come back?
alexburgers
yes, so you call the cops, they tell you it got impounded (if its already in the system), then you can pay a ticket + $500 in towing cost.
TheLadyKathryn
LOVE the pizza guy swoopin in on that sweet spot!
ElSuperbeasto
29 minutes or less, SUCKAZ
Darjanator
Maybe legal to stop (up to 15 minutes), but not park.
notgoingtoarrestyou
- name of my porno
DNJANinSFL
Neat
LargePoutine
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Mb3qIwyLCqJi6Ri/giphy.gif
laciwert8888
In İstanbul
arthurherkiknowthemayor
Thought so. Kadikoy?
AnatolianTiger
Maybe Moda
FoxGodRecords
not Constantinople…
kuvastin
Whoo
Fifivefo
We those were I live
iCommunicateInGifs
AliBarber
I think you a word
boogertown
So close
soepie7
BallsMcBallinton
ruferto
you just accidentally a word
WillowFox
The whole thing
marzipanius
I think you a verb.
Beepity
"intimately couple with"
GlowstickJedi
"worship"
ruferto
"eat"
Treblaine
dudeinsha
If I were a car thief, I'd total get one of these.
happykamper
A car?
dudeinsha
The truck!
happykamper
dudeinsha
CityYeti
I just thought of something. If I had a tow truck, no one would question me stealing cars that parked stupid
swatz
Happens all the time. Friends old project truck was stolen right out of his front yard in daylight. Like 2 neighbors said a tow truck <
swatz
>picked it up. They THOUGHT it was white with blue lettering. Never found it. Repo guys do it all the time too.
MacClay
I guess you know what you need to do now.
kmikl
Star in horror films?
beardyfaceguy
That tow truck costs a hell of a lot of money. Maybe just buy yourself a nice (reasonably priced) car.
mike13815
Are you suggesting it isn't profitable to steal cars?
foxhoundunit89
He said A tow truck, not that one.
TheJohnMajor
Steal a tow truck.
theeviltaco
With a bigger tow truck you already stole.
CityYeti
i like how you think
agermanguy
A wrongfully parked tow truck !
CityYeti
but if i steal cars, it would make up for it.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Those trucks are rare and specialised, police will track you soon.
beardyfaceguy
Do what makes your heart happy, but stealing cars sounds exhausting. I don't like doing stuff, or "moving around" too much.
austeregrim
It's literally sitting in a truck, he didn't even have to get out.
Tikityler
A fishing pole cost more than a fish.
beardyfaceguy
A fishing pole doesn't cost a few years worth of middle class income.
Tikityler
A fishing pole does not get you a car each time you use it either.
Tikityler
If a few years of middle class income could snag a year of middle/lower class income several times a day, would that be a sound investment
FoxGodRecords
Depends on the fish. Bluefin Tuna can go for as much as $3,000/lb or more.
Tikityler
Also, if you just want a counter of pole cost vs fish value http://www.sportfishingmag.com/most-expensive-fishing-lures-in-world
Tikityler
Yes, but to get a Bluefin Tuna you need to go deep sea fishing, which adds a boat to the cost of collection.
FoxGodRecords
That goes for any decent size eatin' fish. Even if it's just a 12' runabout, you have to leave the bank to get at the good fish.
HandoB4Javert
Impressive mechanics and hydraulics. Unimpressed bad parker.
Corrodias
I see how it's supposedly physically possible - the forks pull together to get under the wheels. But if that doesn't break the parking pin,»
Corrodias
then bouncing around on the back of a truck, completely unsecured, will have a good chance at it. I'd like to see their solution to having »
Corrodias
it roll off the back and crush the person behind them.
drahgosempire
And we don't have these in the states why?
TheFastpaws
Our laws are so bad regarding towing. You don't want the tech to improve here at all. They'd abuse it even further.
drahgosempire
That, that's the only argument that counts haha
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
We just passed a city bilaw that no out of town tow trucks are allowed to tow our cars out of the city. It was ridiculous!
PolishPancakeWithCanadianMapleSyrup
I forgot to mention.... without the owners consent.
rabbiebabbie
Because our roads are big and we don't need specialized trucks to tow people
DoctorTurkTurkleton
You mean like tow trucks?
rabbiebabbie
Lol I mean we don't need special tow trucks to only pick up cars from the side. Come on buddy you could figure that out
drahgosempire
I would say that that the convenience of that type of truck is impressive. Less time and less space to move cars. And no broken brakes
whyisitsohardtochoseafuckingusername
It's probably more expensive to produce
drahgosempire
Definitely
rabbiebabbie
But I'm saying it's not necessary in America and it really wouldn't work consider how little parallel parking their is outside of cities
drahgosempire
Outside of populated cities, no you wouldn't but anywhere with one way narrow streets and douchebags, pretty helpful, plus it takes 1/2
drahgosempire
less effort, say if a car is parked bumper to bumper, like when i happened to my car, not the easiest way to get it out 2/2