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a2s2020
#12 Yes but I don’t have a mixer and you don’t have $150m. That one was funny but these things irritate me because it’s just a dumb question with imaginary money. Would you take a squillion dollars? You have to say “yes please give me a squillion dollars”
ProlapsingPrincess
#13
TouchofSatan
AllRicksAreJerrys
#22
Sechran
#12 - if you get the money immediately, you could just turn around and buy a different cement mixer.
illmx
#1
fartharder
#30 I feel called out
DJOldguy
#6 You think that's sesame seed on your bun? Or ketchup? Or BBQ sauce? Why do you think I refuse to eat at MacDonalds?
SyntheticReindeer
#2 if life gives you onions either pickle them or caramelise them
illmx
#27 “pizza” is a swear?
bloodbloodbloodblood
There's swearing if you're eating it right.
AlmostClever
Think about slang for female anatomy, I think that's what it is.
fartharder
#47 damn right
AEM5700
Whyd the first image dissappear?
ClutterMonkey
ElbowDeepInAnElbow
#12 I have a cement mixer?
AlmostClever
Not if you want your 150 million you don't!
CelestialSea
#2 That's okay, if life doesn't also give you sugar and water the lemonade is pretty shit too.
PineappleLoopsBroether
#6 All jokes aside, what the fuck were they thinking?
hi
fartharder
#39 you can literally give them that analogy and they will still press hard
illmx
#22 I worked at a grocery store. A cool kid invited me over for New Year’s Eve. We had Doritos and partied. I was terrible at Halo. Didn’t get invited back.
Drix1942
The best gamer I know told me I was the best one to play with in Co-op Halo. He was the breacher, I was the sniper. :)
PyroDragon
Shit bro. Sorry to hear that.
illmx
TanoPrime
#2 onion soup is good tho
ProfessorMatt
MrSwissroll
Doesn't matter, had sex.
itsyouroysterdog
#10 hello fellow North Portlander!
fartharder
#41 nonsense, plenty of insane people have successful podcasts
ArcaneM37
#45 The... *sigh* the cowboy rides a horse while herding cattle.
SirSmurfalot
#40 Seriously, get an ad blocker, I have not watched ads in years.
illmx
#15 nope. Allergic.
cryptzicle
#17 there's been a Trans character in Mario since Super Mario 2 described Birdo as a man who thinks he is a girl, and now is fully female in current iterations - for context
DukeDarkwood
Oh, hey, I didn't know she finished the transition. More power to her.
qtRaven
#21 Actual commercial: Extended cut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k
BigBuckeyeZ
I thought this was going to be the 'other' one. https://youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ?si=nl26U1bscKc3GODQ
rbudrick
Fun fact: Jeffrey Combs daughter is the girl in the ad.
MrSwissroll
#5 Seriously, fuck people like this...
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
dlbgaw
*cough* I just sent that one to my wife...
AlmostClever
My old boss was like this. He'd argue about the number of days in a week if you let him.
3Davideo
Much more common is the person who never realizes they were wrong, though.
oldguyexlurker
#7 Bullshit. When your parents were your age, that house was $120k tops. My folks bought their first house in '74. $27k. Sold it in '04 for $150k. It has a current Zestimate of $420k. This is a 1960s built, 1300sf home on a 14000sf lot, not in a great neighborhood, in a not-very-affluent (to put it nicely) town. That 'valuation' is fuckin' ridiculous. The problem is people are PAYING outrageous prices because they have no alternative.
rbudrick
That's about a 600k house in my area. (Garage makes it unreasonably high) 1/4 acre. Parents bought similar for 35k in 1977. Added another floor for 40k in 87. Thier house is now worth abt 400 to 500k.
oldguyexlurker
No garage on my parents. No expansions. They added a poo in '78, but I think subsequent owners have eliminated it due to lack of upkeep. (Dad kept that thing IMMACULATE for 20+ years.) And the current emphasis of the talking heads about how interest rates are making things unaffordable is utter bullshit. They had a 7% rate in '74 with a payment of $250. 7% rate on that house now would be roughly $3600. IT AIN'T THE RATE!
rbudrick
Of course it's not. It's a fucking scam. Until certain assholes are vited out of office, nothing will happen about it, either.
illmx
#7 but for reals, why is beef jerky so expensive?? I remember the user on here trying to sell his brand for like $15 a bag
HonHomes
Cos beef is expensive, and then you have to season and dessicate it. It takes time, and time is money! Or at least, that's what I've been told, no idea how true that is
Jetfuelcanmeltme
I remember when you could get silver dollar jerky that was like 25$ a pop for little circles. my dad always gave me some quarters and change to get those. I miss those days
kruug
$0.25 or 25¢
illmx
$25 a pop?
anjeleyezjr
Assuming$0.25?
MelfsAcidArrow
I figured out how to make it in my air fryer and life had been sweet, and teriyaki, and ghost pepper, and peppercorn, and ….
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Care to share the instructions? Low temp for a long time? I’ve done it in the oven but it made SUCH a MESS. It got hung over the racks and I think it cooked for like 4 hours at 250°F. It’s been a while. I have an air fryer that’s small but I also have a toaster oven/air fryer combo that big enough to do a small roast.
MelfsAcidArrow
My air fryer has a dehydrator setting so that’s how I do it. Marinate overnight, then 165 for 4 hours
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Oh! That’s awesome!!
DahPrincess
I am so serious when I say the reason is Reagan.
DahPrincess
Regan did a bunch of shit (more like undid) in regards to regulations in the beef industry, which paved the path for the monopoly we have today. We are now seeing it take it's toll on farmers and consumers as farmers are priced out and consumers are at the mercy of Big Beef's greed.
illmx
crushingbore
pthoman
For real?
cellarroot
He might be right.
DahPrincess
Regan did a bunch of shit (more like undid) in regards to regulations in the beef industry, which paved the path for the monopoly we have today. We are now seeing it take it's toll on farmers and consumers as farmers are priced out and consumers are at the mercy of Big Beef's greed.