Mar 13, 2021 12:44 PM
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MinistryOfSillyWalkssss
This makes me happy. I'm tired of these assholes who can't just do the bare minimum & wear a fucking mask.
McMeowenstein
“Can I at least take money out for bail?”
FMan5
Good. It's time to stop messing around with these idiots.
MyNameIsMojoJojo
I love how she asked “is anyone gonna get real” and everyone replied with “nope”. Absolutely savage!
Gt3454
On today's episode of fuck around and find out. There is so much joy in my heart when I see overly entitled Karens get dropped and cuffed.
InoffensivePablum
“Who do you think you are?” I wonder if she’s going to take down her Blue Lives Matter flag when she makes bail.
shingondshingones
Im surprised she didn't bust out the "I'm white, you can't treat me like that!"
komdernouffbijjoh8
AngryGraphicDesigner
Oh look, the consequences of my own actions have caught up with me
WristDeepInaBook
it was a short trip
twisteddkarma
Stupid ass woman
Extremefear
For this one time only, I am siding with Bank of America.
f0622
Lol suddenly "police brutality" isn't a thing made up by liberals...
Imalwaysready
I feel no sympathy for her at all. What a stupid, selfish, snowflake. I can't wait for dinosaurs like her to go the way of all dinosaurs...
Tairu8
Aaaand now you’ve resisted arrest. Congrats on the additional charges. Just wear the fucking mask people, is not wearing it really worth it?
syntheticgod8
They think it's worth it because they legit believe they have the right and that nothing will happen to them. They only care for themselves
Tomadzo
It’s so amusing how pathetic they are when their bullshit is dismissed and they meet their new friend, consequences
hiersk9
They?
You?
pptninja
You misspelled cancel culture /s
BlairT1
“What’re ya gonna do, ARREST ME?!” Said lady who got arrested
iSoul95
' What are you gonna do, stab me?' - Man, stabbed
witalaska4
Sadly? More like “Happily, she got arrested”
peacefulone
"What are you going to do, STAB ME"? Says guy who got stabbed
BSwann
Beat me to it
(Morgan Freeman Voice) She did in fact, get arrrested...
ButteredNoodleDriver
And then stabbed in prison
jpparkenbone
My favorite part is he said yes and she kept fucking around until she found out.
dasAchteck
Fucked around, found out
SqueezitTheClown
Remarkably untouched when he said "stop resisting".
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Well she probably never tried having anyone tell her "no" before, so she didn't know how to react.
TheAdjuster
Nothing has brought me more joy during covid than seeing crusty white bitches kiss the pavement in handcuff for being bitches.
creepymountainman
Imagine if you had said another other race except white. How would that have gone?
Well....this is a crusty white bitch...and i like to deal with facts so...she's the only one in the video acting like a crusty bitch.
You said “crusty white bitches”as in plural.... I just assumed you meant multiple people. The fact is you said bitches.
Yes I did mean multiple crusty white bitches. As in all the videos since cov19 started have brought me joy.
My question is why did you bring race into the equation? Couldn’t any crusty bitch do it? Regardless of race?
beaubrent
I feel a bit sorry for all these elderly folks whose only contact with the world is church and Fox News.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
They get their news from church and get their sermons from Fox news
MAN9000
I couldn't believe the shit coming out of church pulpit just before the pandemic. Makes me want to go just to tell them.
Do it!
*troll
Even better
Grizzlious
v Hopefully she was charged with each crime she committed.
eatmoreeatmore
“Old lady getting arrested. Is anybody going to get real?” Quietly in the back ground “noo.” HA HA!
Bloodsense
You're being handcuffed in a bank, she already got real. It doesn't get much realer.
I would have been snickering out loud at the predicament she entirely brought down on herself. Fuck that selfish bitch. I ain't helping her.
RideTheStimutacs
Asking people with masks if they'd support her is a fun layer on top of that.
Isaydumbchyt
Lol that was pretty funny. But what did she even mean by "get real"? What did she even expect people to do?
Jinxer13
Acknowledge her entitlement. I bet she hates ID politics until it's time to transform into an old lady.
Seems like a trump supporter. She expected them to rise up in rage at the loss of her "freedom" & injustice of white people being arrested.
mikeatike
Seriously. Did the insufferable cunt think she was going to spark an uprising?
Yes. They all do. And they're all shocked, like genuinely shocked, when it doesn't happen.
CharlieMason
January 6th saw a lot of that in one day.
imsam77
I like that the cop was trying to be discrete...and eventually was like, o no...lol
PoevLovecraft
“Ooooooh no, don’t do that.”
DooksandPooks
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
RayMC
She looked like she was walking towards the door at that point. The “oooh no” seemed more like a “I decide that’s not an option anymore.”
philosoraptor1000
She didn't start heading towards the door until the cuffs came out. He decided she was being arrested, then she pulled away.
imeanYUUUGE
The “oooh no” was because she kept pulling her arm away as he was trying to cuff her. That’s why she decided it was time to leave. Too late
DarkRedCape
He gave her so many chances, far more than he is obligated to do so. I’ve had it with people like this, so I bet he’s way ahead of me.
achilleshadnofeet
Far more chances than a back woman of her age would have received
Cool story.
Sadly, I imagine this is very true.
Lol 11 down votes from some racist pos's
amundost
But since these kinds of videos are mostly white people getting arrested, should we call out the police for targeting white people?
I don't think so. I just find your assumption of racism sad.
Renza0
you know, I've never seen one of these videos involving someone who wasn't white
LordOfTheFattys
I've seen like 2, out of a hundred or more. Rare, for sure.
They usually turn the body cams off when it’s a black person.
Figure either black/brown people know what happen when you fuck with the cops, or the situation turns out much differently
ontopofspaghetti
This cop... seems he would probably be reasonable irrespective of race. Really no way to tell from this encounter though.
[deleted]
The real issue is police unions + lobby treating all forms of corrective action on cops as an assault on the institutions.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
His voice even trembles a bit when he's cuffing her. Poor dude.
shorey66
He's probably thinking about all the paperwork.
My private parts -.-
Why are anti-mask snowflakes prone to quote no law requiring masks, but seem deaf, dumb, and stupid when told there IS a law on trespassing?
And think literally anywhere outside their house is "public".
They claim to be all about "rights," but only THEIR own rights, no one else's, and certainly not the business's that they are using.
MKUltraMega
Or they suddenly become a legal expert and start throwing out catch phrases about their right to be there.
moreSaucePlease
“I don’t have to listen to you” in one breath. “They should have just complied with police and they would not have been shot” in the next.
rollerskateorgies
I missed the part where the cop kneels on her for resisting arrest. Even kneel on her back? No? Just let her keep flipping over and running
her mouth. So strange... It's like their training for resisting arrest depends on the skin tone.
bigdickrick206
It absolutely does, black or brown would have gotten tased.
JayTheSaltLord
She's clearly resisting arrest, why didn't the cop shoot her? That's SoP, isn't it?
OutsideNstuff
Because she quickly complied after being taken to the ground and accepted she was getting arrested. Because she's an old lady. Take a guess.
TheeRealDuke
Yes exactly! Just like Martin Gugino in Buffalo.
gurlsnuggler
Use your skin tone color card to find out why.
We don't get those in Oz, the cops here treat everyone poorly.
+1 to you
cavymeister
That's equality right there.
Euchre
Are they becoming like the UK cops, no guns, just lots of stick?
No, they have guns, sticks, tasers and pepperspray and they are happy to use them. Guns less so cos there are consequences for bad shoots.
Consequences for bad shoots? That's already way ahead of the US.
EricPisch
But trump said ...
Raxiel
The Republican party must cease and desist using his name
That was the tyranny of it all, and they still back him up 100%, makes you see that the GOP is an ideal, not a party, a u know what idea....
PoorSucker
thegelatoking
...very little since they took his twitter away - THANK GOD!
PoweredByPotato
*Butt trump
DigiT00l
So, a fart?
DiabolicalStench
I never understood wtf he was talking about. He speaks like a five year old who’s got dementia. It’s like a ping pong machine of dumb words
SmashySashimi
https://youtu.be/pgwr9r36zIU
That was just one word in his 19 word vocabulary.
But he's like a smart guy! You know, his uncle was like an MIT guy, he says.... like a genius...
He sure beat "President House Plant" we have now. At least he put America and Americans first before Immigrants and jobs.
v
Him put himself first, like he’s done his entire life. He played you, he’s still playing you, and you’re so dumb you just cheer and donate.
FOBbitPoG
"No one's gonna get real". She's never seen chapelle show, when keeping it real goes wrong?
ciaran13
Things got real. Things got REAL real!
YourMotherApproves
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE!
JimOfTheNorth
Hahahaha
dsmegst
I doubt she's ever watched Dave Chappelle anything.
And thus, our educational system has failed another poor soul. If only she'd had known about Chappelle, maybe she would be on a dif path
apcamanda
I KEEP IT REEEAAALLL!
alternator43
I was waiting for someone to tell her the real real shit- that she could've saved herself that hassle by just wearing a mask while inside.
rossimus
"This is outrageous! I'm not even black!"
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
He kept it realer.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Everyone there is being real, she's the one in another reality
jrblast
This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber. She probably thought everybody was going to be on her side.
bovanshi
"What are you gonna do, arrest me"
drneo2
The U
C137MrMeeseeksLookAtMe
I don’t know why but it made me think “What are you gonna do Leopard? Tear my face off?”
PoliticalWanderer
Required: "I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!" sobbed the people who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party.
Treblaine
- Arrested Woman.
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
“Yes”
learntotakejoke
But but but....I'm old and white! How dare you?!
ransomjelly
Right?! ?
raminagrobis
Looked it up and her name is Terry White https://abc13.com/maskless-woman-arrested-in-galveston-day-after-mandate-lifted/10411661
A literal White woman
usafsmith8408
reverendbonobo
wisher1977
Protip: Saying this to a cop is basically an invitation to do so. If they've asked you to do something, and that's your response, bet on it.
Dakksys
Narrator: "And that was exactly what he was going to do."
neoswhiterabbitt
- someone who is about to get arrested.
PizzaStation
You can tell these fuckers have never been told "no" before, and literally can't understand the concept of consequences for your actions.
OffendedSkeleton
When you have a society based on extremist individualism, and a customer-is-always-right corporate mentality, this is the result.
PowerfulHamster
Working in fast food and a some retail that is the worst statement ever. People think they can do whatever they want because of it.
Compound515
"Fuck around and find out."
datphone777365
bundleofwoodensticks
xahul
sliveroflight
And she found out.
Micro2112
What are you gonna do stab me?
mrpotatodick
Yes, but first I'm going to use you as a Dust Mop
Better than becoming a bullet sponge.
Baron29
To be fair, most things are
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
"Some old lady is getting handcrafted here!" I'd start applauding and if he's able to have someone buy him lunch, I'd take him out.
DustyMcKnuckles
"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"
Zipbang
What, you egg?
- man who has been stabbed
MoldyCrow
-Stabbing victim
ObiWanKenobitch
-It was a record for how many stab wounds.
jethroismaxbaer5772
lemmonjello
Yes you clod, that is exactly what should happen to you
gyzmok
Trowsh
FuckYeah arrest that stupid self-centered bitch
neonnarwhals
"...your private area...?"
IlCastradore
It’s a public area now m’am
OaksParcel
The people that refuse to wear masks are the same that bitch about lockdowns. A mask is the LEAST you can do. Fuck these people.
StanielRonathan
It's the result of decades of championing individualism to an extremist degree; we raised multiple generations of people conditioned to-
be as selfish as possible because that's the meme of American culture: "I got mine, fuck everyone else" It's borderline inconceivable to do-
something that's almost solely for the benefit of others without an obvious and immediate personal gain.
Please tell me she was (at the very least) fined?
superunderpants
Shes white, she probably got away with it
Drewtendo64
Give your balls a tug
Will do just as soon as I finish tugging off your mom.
LastStickOfRAM
At the very least, she resisted arrest.
bekindtoanimals
I love the anti- maskers downvoting this. Cunts
cjhhingley2718
https://www.khou.com/mobile/article/news/crime/woman-arrested-refused-to-wear-mask-galveston-bank/285-0f8cfe86-52ad-43f9-8686-5407dbeafdad
bro02tc
At the very least she was arrested
Anybody got a sauce on this one?
HerdPapley
Trespassing and resisting arrest most likely. She’ll get bailed out. Go to a judge and bitch and moan to them. They’ll roll their eyes and2)
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
*let her go because it’s a trump appointed judge
thermodaemonics
On a positive note, a couple trump appointed judges presided on the ~11 election cases I checked, and they ruled like judges, not cultists.
Hit her with $1000 fine or something and a misdemeanor on her permanent record and she’ll be banned from that back to go terrorize another.
protoBern
There is a warrant for her arrest now.
Wasn't she arrested on site? I mean, it looks that way in the video...
No. White people get a 30 minute head start on all arrests as a courtesy. They took her outside and let her start her run.
sadsquatch
Maybe at the end she broke free and ran aw..naw never mind
The report says she claimed the cop hurt her ankle and he called her an ambulance, she was treated and then released. So now a warrant.
JackieTreehornProductions
And a nice $1300 ER bill with ambulance service
hwatL4bloopy
I'm surprised they called her an ambulance
Judging by her behavior in the bank, she probably demanded one, hysterically.
Muhfynmann2
I’d rather spend a few days in jail than lay for an ambulance
slack3rdav3
that probably solved the problem with the money being in the wrong bank. now she doesnt have to withdraw it!
*pay
karilius
'Murica
rkingesd365
Fired, actually. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.
.... right after the company she worked for let her go.
The UV does a tremendous number on the virus.
MrRoybert
I like this approach
JodyBird
Hanner's mom is intense.
Jiquerez
I don't think we have a cannon that can achieve escape velocity, but we could have a lot of fun trying!
HuskyBug
I think we need the ballistic engineers of Imgur on this question
LarkinM87
I feel we made a "nuclear cannon" once.. Giant hole with a nuke in it and a metal hatch on top of the borhole got launched (suspected) into
Space.
DeadPanPizza
That's the attitude I'm looking for!
If only it was the altitude.
The closest thing was Project HARP (Gerald Bull had an interesting if short career). It would have to be very long unless you're okay with ~
scrap and goo coming out the muzzle.
In this case, scrap and goo would be perfectly acceptable.
MinistryOfSillyWalkssss
This makes me happy. I'm tired of these assholes who can't just do the bare minimum & wear a fucking mask.
McMeowenstein
“Can I at least take money out for bail?”
FMan5
Good. It's time to stop messing around with these idiots.
MyNameIsMojoJojo
I love how she asked “is anyone gonna get real” and everyone replied with “nope”. Absolutely savage!
Gt3454
On today's episode of fuck around and find out. There is so much joy in my heart when I see overly entitled Karens get dropped and cuffed.
InoffensivePablum
“Who do you think you are?” I wonder if she’s going to take down her Blue Lives Matter flag when she makes bail.
shingondshingones
Im surprised she didn't bust out the "I'm white, you can't treat me like that!"
komdernouffbijjoh8
AngryGraphicDesigner
Oh look, the consequences of my own actions have caught up with me
WristDeepInaBook
it was a short trip
twisteddkarma
Stupid ass woman
Extremefear
For this one time only, I am siding with Bank of America.
f0622
Lol suddenly "police brutality" isn't a thing made up by liberals...
Imalwaysready
I feel no sympathy for her at all. What a stupid, selfish, snowflake. I can't wait for dinosaurs like her to go the way of all dinosaurs...
Tairu8
Aaaand now you’ve resisted arrest. Congrats on the additional charges. Just wear the fucking mask people, is not wearing it really worth it?
syntheticgod8
They think it's worth it because they legit believe they have the right and that nothing will happen to them. They only care for themselves
Tomadzo
It’s so amusing how pathetic they are when their bullshit is dismissed and they meet their new friend, consequences
hiersk9
They?
Tomadzo
You?
pptninja
You misspelled cancel culture /s
BlairT1
“What’re ya gonna do, ARREST ME?!” Said lady who got arrested
iSoul95
' What are you gonna do, stab me?' - Man, stabbed
witalaska4
Sadly? More like “Happily, she got arrested”
peacefulone
"What are you going to do, STAB ME"? Says guy who got stabbed
BSwann
Beat me to it
Gt3454
(Morgan Freeman Voice) She did in fact, get arrrested...
ButteredNoodleDriver
And then stabbed in prison
jpparkenbone
My favorite part is he said yes and she kept fucking around until she found out.
dasAchteck
Fucked around, found out
SqueezitTheClown
dasAchteck
Remarkably untouched when he said "stop resisting".
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Well she probably never tried having anyone tell her "no" before, so she didn't know how to react.
TheAdjuster
Nothing has brought me more joy during covid than seeing crusty white bitches kiss the pavement in handcuff for being bitches.
creepymountainman
Imagine if you had said another other race except white. How would that have gone?
TheAdjuster
Well....this is a crusty white bitch...and i like to deal with facts so...she's the only one in the video acting like a crusty bitch.
creepymountainman
You said “crusty white bitches”as in plural.... I just assumed you meant multiple people. The fact is you said bitches.
TheAdjuster
Yes I did mean multiple crusty white bitches. As in all the videos since cov19 started have brought me joy.
creepymountainman
My question is why did you bring race into the equation? Couldn’t any crusty bitch do it? Regardless of race?
beaubrent
I feel a bit sorry for all these elderly folks whose only contact with the world is church and Fox News.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
They get their news from church and get their sermons from Fox news
MAN9000
I couldn't believe the shit coming out of church pulpit just before the pandemic. Makes me want to go just to tell them.
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Do it!
MAN9000
*troll
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Even better
Grizzlious
eatmoreeatmore
“Old lady getting arrested. Is anybody going to get real?” Quietly in the back ground “noo.” HA HA!
Bloodsense
You're being handcuffed in a bank, she already got real. It doesn't get much realer.
Imalwaysready
I would have been snickering out loud at the predicament she entirely brought down on herself. Fuck that selfish bitch. I ain't helping her.
RideTheStimutacs
Asking people with masks if they'd support her is a fun layer on top of that.
Isaydumbchyt
Lol that was pretty funny. But what did she even mean by "get real"? What did she even expect people to do?
Jinxer13
Acknowledge her entitlement. I bet she hates ID politics until it's time to transform into an old lady.
Imalwaysready
Seems like a trump supporter. She expected them to rise up in rage at the loss of her "freedom" & injustice of white people being arrested.
mikeatike
Seriously. Did the insufferable cunt think she was going to spark an uprising?
Imalwaysready
Yes. They all do. And they're all shocked, like genuinely shocked, when it doesn't happen.
CharlieMason
January 6th saw a lot of that in one day.
imsam77
I like that the cop was trying to be discrete...and eventually was like, o no...lol
PoevLovecraft
“Ooooooh no, don’t do that.”
DooksandPooks
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
RayMC
She looked like she was walking towards the door at that point. The “oooh no” seemed more like a “I decide that’s not an option anymore.”
philosoraptor1000
She didn't start heading towards the door until the cuffs came out. He decided she was being arrested, then she pulled away.
imeanYUUUGE
The “oooh no” was because she kept pulling her arm away as he was trying to cuff her. That’s why she decided it was time to leave. Too late
DarkRedCape
He gave her so many chances, far more than he is obligated to do so. I’ve had it with people like this, so I bet he’s way ahead of me.
achilleshadnofeet
Far more chances than a back woman of her age would have received
imsam77
Cool story.
DarkRedCape
Sadly, I imagine this is very true.
achilleshadnofeet
Lol 11 down votes from some racist pos's
amundost
But since these kinds of videos are mostly white people getting arrested, should we call out the police for targeting white people?
amundost
I don't think so. I just find your assumption of racism sad.
Renza0
you know, I've never seen one of these videos involving someone who wasn't white
LordOfTheFattys
I've seen like 2, out of a hundred or more. Rare, for sure.
DarkRedCape
They usually turn the body cams off when it’s a black person.
Renza0
Figure either black/brown people know what happen when you fuck with the cops, or the situation turns out much differently
ontopofspaghetti
This cop... seems he would probably be reasonable irrespective of race. Really no way to tell from this encounter though.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ontopofspaghetti
The real issue is police unions + lobby treating all forms of corrective action on cops as an assault on the institutions.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
His voice even trembles a bit when he's cuffing her. Poor dude.
shorey66
He's probably thinking about all the paperwork.
imsam77
My private parts -.-
Imalwaysready
Why are anti-mask snowflakes prone to quote no law requiring masks, but seem deaf, dumb, and stupid when told there IS a law on trespassing?
RideTheStimutacs
And think literally anywhere outside their house is "public".
Imalwaysready
They claim to be all about "rights," but only THEIR own rights, no one else's, and certainly not the business's that they are using.
MKUltraMega
Or they suddenly become a legal expert and start throwing out catch phrases about their right to be there.
moreSaucePlease
“I don’t have to listen to you” in one breath. “They should have just complied with police and they would not have been shot” in the next.
rollerskateorgies
I missed the part where the cop kneels on her for resisting arrest. Even kneel on her back? No? Just let her keep flipping over and running
rollerskateorgies
her mouth. So strange... It's like their training for resisting arrest depends on the skin tone.
bigdickrick206
It absolutely does, black or brown would have gotten tased.
JayTheSaltLord
She's clearly resisting arrest, why didn't the cop shoot her? That's SoP, isn't it?
OutsideNstuff
Because she quickly complied after being taken to the ground and accepted she was getting arrested. Because she's an old lady. Take a guess.
TheeRealDuke
Yes exactly! Just like Martin Gugino in Buffalo.
gurlsnuggler
TheeRealDuke
Use your skin tone color card to find out why.
JayTheSaltLord
We don't get those in Oz, the cops here treat everyone poorly.
TheeRealDuke
+1 to you
cavymeister
That's equality right there.
Euchre
Are they becoming like the UK cops, no guns, just lots of stick?
JayTheSaltLord
No, they have guns, sticks, tasers and pepperspray and they are happy to use them. Guns less so cos there are consequences for bad shoots.
Euchre
Consequences for bad shoots? That's already way ahead of the US.
EricPisch
But trump said ...
Raxiel
The Republican party must cease and desist using his name
shingondshingones
That was the tyranny of it all, and they still back him up 100%, makes you see that the GOP is an ideal, not a party, a u know what idea....
PoorSucker
thegelatoking
Euchre
...very little since they took his twitter away - THANK GOD!
PoweredByPotato
*Butt trump
DigiT00l
So, a fart?
DiabolicalStench
DarkRedCape
I never understood wtf he was talking about. He speaks like a five year old who’s got dementia. It’s like a ping pong machine of dumb words
SmashySashimi
https://youtu.be/pgwr9r36zIU
DarkRedCape
That was just one word in his 19 word vocabulary.
shingondshingones
But he's like a smart guy! You know, his uncle was like an MIT guy, he says.... like a genius...
hiersk9
He sure beat "President House Plant" we have now. At least he put America and Americans first before Immigrants and jobs.
Raxiel
DarkRedCape
Him put himself first, like he’s done his entire life. He played you, he’s still playing you, and you’re so dumb you just cheer and donate.
FOBbitPoG
"No one's gonna get real". She's never seen chapelle show, when keeping it real goes wrong?
ciaran13
Things got real. Things got REAL real!
YourMotherApproves
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE!
JimOfTheNorth
Hahahaha
dsmegst
I doubt she's ever watched Dave Chappelle anything.
FOBbitPoG
And thus, our educational system has failed another poor soul. If only she'd had known about Chappelle, maybe she would be on a dif path
apcamanda
I KEEP IT REEEAAALLL!
alternator43
I was waiting for someone to tell her the real real shit- that she could've saved herself that hassle by just wearing a mask while inside.
rossimus
"This is outrageous! I'm not even black!"
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
He kept it realer.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Everyone there is being real, she's the one in another reality
jrblast
This is what happens when you live in an echo chamber. She probably thought everybody was going to be on her side.
bovanshi
"What are you gonna do, arrest me"
drneo2
The U
C137MrMeeseeksLookAtMe
I don’t know why but it made me think “What are you gonna do Leopard? Tear my face off?”
PoliticalWanderer
Required: "I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!" sobbed the people who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party.
Treblaine
- Arrested Woman.
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
“Yes”
learntotakejoke
But but but....I'm old and white! How dare you?!
ransomjelly
Right?! ?
raminagrobis
Looked it up and her name is Terry White https://abc13.com/maskless-woman-arrested-in-galveston-day-after-mandate-lifted/10411661
ShartistFormerlyKnownAsSPCR
A literal White woman
usafsmith8408
reverendbonobo
wisher1977
Euchre
Protip: Saying this to a cop is basically an invitation to do so. If they've asked you to do something, and that's your response, bet on it.
Dakksys
Narrator: "And that was exactly what he was going to do."
neoswhiterabbitt
- someone who is about to get arrested.
PizzaStation
You can tell these fuckers have never been told "no" before, and literally can't understand the concept of consequences for your actions.
OffendedSkeleton
When you have a society based on extremist individualism, and a customer-is-always-right corporate mentality, this is the result.
PowerfulHamster
Working in fast food and a some retail that is the worst statement ever. People think they can do whatever they want because of it.
Compound515
PoliticalWanderer
"Fuck around and find out."
datphone777365
bundleofwoodensticks
xahul
sliveroflight
And she found out.
Micro2112
What are you gonna do stab me?
mrpotatodick
Yes, but first I'm going to use you as a Dust Mop
Euchre
Better than becoming a bullet sponge.
Baron29
To be fair, most things are
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
"Some old lady is getting handcrafted here!" I'd start applauding and if he's able to have someone buy him lunch, I'd take him out.
DustyMcKnuckles
"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"
Zipbang
What, you egg?
neoswhiterabbitt
- man who has been stabbed
MoldyCrow
-Stabbing victim
ObiWanKenobitch
-It was a record for how many stab wounds.
jethroismaxbaer5772
lemmonjello
Yes you clod, that is exactly what should happen to you
gyzmok
Trowsh
FuckYeah arrest that stupid self-centered bitch
neonnarwhals
"...your private area...?"
IlCastradore
It’s a public area now m’am
OaksParcel
The people that refuse to wear masks are the same that bitch about lockdowns. A mask is the LEAST you can do. Fuck these people.
StanielRonathan
It's the result of decades of championing individualism to an extremist degree; we raised multiple generations of people conditioned to-
StanielRonathan
be as selfish as possible because that's the meme of American culture: "I got mine, fuck everyone else" It's borderline inconceivable to do-
StanielRonathan
something that's almost solely for the benefit of others without an obvious and immediate personal gain.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Please tell me she was (at the very least) fined?
superunderpants
Shes white, she probably got away with it
Drewtendo64
Give your balls a tug
superunderpants
Will do just as soon as I finish tugging off your mom.
LastStickOfRAM
At the very least, she resisted arrest.
bekindtoanimals
I love the anti- maskers downvoting this. Cunts
cjhhingley2718
https://www.khou.com/mobile/article/news/crime/woman-arrested-refused-to-wear-mask-galveston-bank/285-0f8cfe86-52ad-43f9-8686-5407dbeafdad
bro02tc
At the very least she was arrested
MKUltraMega
Anybody got a sauce on this one?
HerdPapley
Trespassing and resisting arrest most likely. She’ll get bailed out. Go to a judge and bitch and moan to them. They’ll roll their eyes and2)
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
*let her go because it’s a trump appointed judge
thermodaemonics
On a positive note, a couple trump appointed judges presided on the ~11 election cases I checked, and they ruled like judges, not cultists.
HerdPapley
Hit her with $1000 fine or something and a misdemeanor on her permanent record and she’ll be banned from that back to go terrorize another.
protoBern
There is a warrant for her arrest now.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Wasn't she arrested on site? I mean, it looks that way in the video...
Imalwaysready
No. White people get a 30 minute head start on all arrests as a courtesy. They took her outside and let her start her run.
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sadsquatch
Maybe at the end she broke free and ran aw..naw never mind
protoBern
The report says she claimed the cop hurt her ankle and he called her an ambulance, she was treated and then released. So now a warrant.
JackieTreehornProductions
And a nice $1300 ER bill with ambulance service
hwatL4bloopy
I'm surprised they called her an ambulance
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Judging by her behavior in the bank, she probably demanded one, hysterically.
Muhfynmann2
I’d rather spend a few days in jail than lay for an ambulance
slack3rdav3
that probably solved the problem with the money being in the wrong bank. now she doesnt have to withdraw it!
Muhfynmann2
*pay
karilius
'Murica
rkingesd365
Fired, actually. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.
YourMotherApproves
.... right after the company she worked for let her go.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The UV does a tremendous number on the virus.
MrRoybert
I like this approach
JodyBird
Hanner's mom is intense.
Jiquerez
Euchre
I don't think we have a cannon that can achieve escape velocity, but we could have a lot of fun trying!
HuskyBug
I think we need the ballistic engineers of Imgur on this question
LarkinM87
I feel we made a "nuclear cannon" once.. Giant hole with a nuke in it and a metal hatch on top of the borhole got launched (suspected) into
LarkinM87
Space.
DeadPanPizza
That's the attitude I'm looking for!
Euchre
If only it was the altitude.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The closest thing was Project HARP (Gerald Bull had an interesting if short career). It would have to be very long unless you're okay with ~
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
scrap and goo coming out the muzzle.
Euchre
In this case, scrap and goo would be perfectly acceptable.