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#comic #funny #wonderwoman #batman #superman #marvel #ironman
Jul 11, 2017 11:56 PM
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#comic #funny #wonderwoman #batman #superman #marvel #ironman
NotVeryEffective
Honestly my favorite tag here is #marvel
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Sometimes, you wear the mask for so long that you forget who you really are. Rorschach is another prime example.
SilvioTheGreat
Adam west...
NicNac225
She never said three
SoulSukkur
that's not what the speech bubble originally said. The original didn't say they were about to say their names at all.
BeerFueledAdventurer
Set-up panel https://lowbrowcomics.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/img_6347-2.jpg
KaboomKrusader
"The voice kept calling me Bruce. In my mind, that's not what I call myself."
TheBufferkiller
One of my favorite episodes of Batman Beyond.
BecozImBatman
No... Don't read my username....... U r a Rebel... Aren't you?
Jupman
Love hus in that.
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CptRobotNinja
Im not a big Batman fan but I did like that
MrXilas
"But that's my name now."
TheCaptain00
I get that reference!
TinyLiehon
The reference is beyond
LucidPariah
Ah, good times
Anaron
"Tell that to my subconscious."
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
"What do you call yourself?" ..."Oh."
TheGame21x
Loved the classic Batman theme that played in that moment.
PanykFelidae
...which theme? I don't recognize it offhand
TheGame21x
I believe it's from the animated series.
andrealfarnand
Onennon
HIS GLOVE IS STILL ON.
LordAdamz
Batman is more than a costume, it's a symbol he is incarning at all times. Or something like that.
billnyethedopeassguy
His gloves
AlaSnackbar
But wonderwoman own the lasso. How do we know she is influenced by it or not? She could be immune to it's truth telling effects.
thegelatoking
Well in the movie she announced herself every chance she got. So it's no secret lol
cliojayne
I think canonically speaking? She doesn't really lie in general- but the lasso was a gift, it should work on literally EVERYONE
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Regardless, she's doing this so they can trust each other. She wouldn't lie like that just to ruin it.
SeekTheLight100
This DC, not Marvel, you heathen!
Onjh
It's because the rope touches the suit
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
It's actually not funny. Batman's as much of a psychopath as the Joker. Bruce Wayne doesn't exist anymore, he's just a shell to hide Batman.
VigoTheCarpathian
Why is there a hashtag for marvel and iron man?
BisonMooseDuck
Haven't seen the Lego Batman movie yet, eh?
goonzilla
#funny
kumarajeet21
Stupidity on high risk
yugimofo
Here I thought it was a throwback to those old, I'm a marvel and I'm batman youtube vids
iamthisguy247
"Password: Iron Man sucks"
suprakirby
OP sells his buttcheecks for FP
MightyTrismegistus
How much for one cheek?
bobyran
one aquaman.
Randomness1245
Haha
ILoveTomHiddleston
Haha like those stupid insta tags. #instacool #instagood #instabeauty #instafun #instawtf
Omny
Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.
TGWeaver
Because there's some confusion, the whole first word bubble is photoshopped in. It's accurate to the context, though (but they never count?)
Alysium
Are you sure that one of those three didnt use the word "gotta"?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Yeah, I think it's photoshopped just for some quick context.
TravNel
Plot Twist: The rope IS working.
intashu
Or he has anti truth gloves on.
kumarajeet21
Not every time the rope is lighting.
CocktailGaming
Not a plot twist.
BeerFueledAdventurer
Well, tho..
BecozImBatman
Because.... (don't read my username)
iVantYourBlood
It's because of the glove…like OJ.
PonyMadness
But what's the original line?
MarioBoon
Batman.
BeerFueledAdventurer
Set-up panels https://lowbrowcomics.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/img_6347-2.jpg
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
That is it. When they say their names everyone but them hears it. He hears himself say Batman but everyone else heard Bruce Wayne.
Gigglesworth
I think he's talking about the obvious edit of the first panel. Would also work better the other way around, to be honest. Says Batman aloud
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SoulSukkur
I see you, beer fueled adventurer, spreading the good word of truth across this comment section. you are a gentleman and a scholar.
SaltheartFoamfollower
Kodimous
We'll it's not a lie if you believe it.
SoulSukkur
you didn't have to change the first panel's dialogue. context is enough to figure out what they're doing.
Axelord
I just want to say, ALWAYS BE EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS of any artifacts which has mental effects. Never assume it's as simple as it looks.
AllAroundSad
Like Meth.
Axelord
Anything that can impact the mind in any way is only a sort jaunt away from being able to mess with perception.
mehimbored
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
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ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
I came here looking for this post.
Zobaken
*while looking
sinr88
Hmm... when is the movie adaptation being released? You know... for science...
Razblaze
this one ends w / her admitting that she's going to go kill superman or something.
insaaanity
Tell me more, please!
fewe
Yeah I think she says she is going to go destroy the justice league.
GreenYawgmoth
Either's good, really.
mehimbored
scrangos
dont ruin it
LapisScarab
[Diana rolls her eyes] Okay, question two, everyone say their secret identity.
DeKa69
Is batman too
JamesAwkboner
Which one? Batman canonly has a couple, the most famous (aside from Bruce) being Matches Malone.
PhobianDarkmoon
Obligatory link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAFP0IoMfsA
LapisScarab
That's a disguise, not his actual secret identity.
Mercenarity
Matches Malone was more of a persona than a simple disguise. It was one of Bruce's secret identities used to investigate the underworld.
Halflived
Because Bruce Wayne died in an alley with his parents. Batman walked out of it.
Branwdodeliveryboy
Nice stolen comment from the last time this was posted
Chinwekewa
Wow
Pineapplepusher
I want to believe he had gloves on which made him immune but there's a high chance I'm worng
andergriff
if that was true the lasso would only work on naked people.
cosine83
About as deep as a 14yr old goth's slam poetry notebook.
supraman2turbo
Yeah but that is sorta the canon about Batman. Bruce Wayne is the alter ego not Batman
cosine83
It is but it's always hilarious when people think that's some kind of OMG SO DEEP kind of thing when it isn't.
supraman2turbo
No even as a Batman fan its sorta lame
firedude4157
How poetic
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
At least 3
Branwdodeliveryboy
Not poetic at all he stole the comment from the last time this was posted
bruhijustwantadifferentusername
I could tell, I even knew beforehand that someone was gonna do that lol
ferristriangle
So that just makes it stolen poetry.
henevas9
It's been said a millions different ways since at least 1985. Its just one of the facts of modern batman.
ferristriangle
But whether or not it's poetic is a completely separate matter from whether or not it's been stolen or repeated ad nauseum.
TheAdrachian
Best answer!
damnyuoautocorrect
Deep
Overcucumbered
Well, he was like 8 years old, so he walked out as Batboy.
DadddyWarlord
His dad told him to stop being Batman and be Bruce Wayne. He gave it some thought. He doesn't know how to be Bruce with out batman.. :/
ActionJohnnie
He keeps an orphan boy in a cave. Named him Dick.
GradiustheFox
Walter Kovacs closed his eyes, Rorschach opened them.
crushrollandspreadlove
Dude...
Itkov
I mean there was quite some time before he became Batman...
ImMoreThanJustAHammer
Physically but not mentally
Cassiopeia93
True, but he sure as hell wasn't Bruce Wayne anymore.
ImJustATeenageDirtbag
id like to think he went through a whole ordeal of changing his name to Batman offically, so Bruce Wayne is the alternate persona instead
RaisinZetaJones
No, there wasn't. Batman was born of trauma, and the trauma was then and there. There was quite some time before he made his gadgets, took
RaisinZetaJones
over Wayne Enterprises, completed his training, sure. But those things aren't Batman, they're just the tools of the trade.
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
TL:DR, he became Batman on that day, waited a while to start dressing as Batman.
BEARJEWBACCA
He's got gloves on.
TheVakarian
It's a magic lasso form a Greek god, I think it can work through clothes.
AntonioStark
Nah. The rope works through clothing normally. It's cause bats really does see himself as Batman first and Bruce is his alter ego.
BEARJEWBACCA
They're special gloves...
SkeetSkeets
And you're a special little boy....
salemblack
Feel with your special gloves!
ThisSubCouldUseMoreBees
MY HAND!
D33RLORD
Excellent execution you two.
plaguedhorse
I know this is a joke, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Batman had gloves for just this situation.
AntonioStark
Me neither honestly
ArdentSlacker
I wouldn't be surprised if he had a trick... but I would be surprised by magic gloves.
andergriff
I feel like he would have them made after this encounter.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
FYI The rope is working, just in an odd way. He heard himself say Batman but everyone else heard Bruce Wayne. Like Superman heard "Superman"
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
But everyone else heard Clark Kent/Kal-El.
SnipSnapCrabAttack
That's... So much dumber and less interesting.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
It kinda makes sense. It means that people touching the rope can say whatever they want but everyone else hears the truth.
JamesAwkboner
Except that's wrong and therefore it's a subjective truth. What if I had my name legally changed? What about what everyone calls me? What
JamesAwkboner
About the name I call myself? The name I use the most? My name in what context? He is Batman.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
If you legally changed your name then that's the name people would hear because that is now your name.