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Munchman347
When I'm trying to describe my Testicular Elephantiasis to someone...
azazyel
So he's looking this right http://imgur.com/i8R5Xrx (nsfwish)
spiceass9000
Ted Cruz?
NapalmSticks2Kids
Did you finish that project? *looks at unfinished project* yus
zflazeda
MRW I read the title, then look at the image, then look at the title again to put the two together
TheGrumpest
An interesting social experiment would be for a man to wear a super low cut shirt and/or tight shorts in public. see what it's like.
Dramin
I got whistled at last time I did thus
Amythyst
As a woman in a low-cut top trying to talk to you,
fuzzledwarf
Perfect, thank you!
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
Its like they can't control it. cuz all the guys at work do it and we're in NO way attracted to each other
swagb98623
men look at boobs, women secretly judge. no big deal.
MajorGameage
And now for something completely different ----->
cheeseguy3412
A settlement needs your help!
pieceofpizza
Nice repost @OP!
throwaway8171637181
But...but I made this... :(
LaBotte
YoumadethisImadethis.jpeg
mehwhyshouldithinkofsomethingunique
+1 for John Cleese. Perfect use of this gif
angusman161
how tall is this women?
flyingsolow
My boss's reaction when they keep looking at my work pass and then one day mention that I'm wearing the same shirt as in my pass picture.
flyingsolow
Every day. And then "OH LOOK! You match your security pass!".
TheeKingsWit
Ya'll are so not even that subtle. More like:
delightfullyhardenthusiast
I, personally, wait until they're looking at some object before I sneak a peak and their cleavage.
mungothemenacing
I'm convinced I'm sneaky, but I've been told they always know. Still worth it.
delightfullyhardenthusiast
It's because women are secretly psychic. Don't care, love boobs.
DavesDebbiesandSlagathor
You guys even do that sometimes when we're not even showing cleavage, just staring at fully clothed breasts. Are you trying to be superman?
londog1
Actually I just don't like looking at faces. I tend to look slightly down regardless so I usually end up looking at the neck or chest area.
StringVariable
I think you just summed up the male mind.
BiPolyFreak
I'm no superman
ColonelCouch
Weeeooooo weee oooooooooooh
mungothemenacing
Sometimes less is more. I often prefer a silhouette to skin, and I'm sure I'm not alone in that.
TheeKingsWit
You are definitely not alone in that. I've actually heard it from a lot of men and women.
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Please tell me Whiskey is a "Dollhouse" reference
Amythyst
I thought of the DC villain before the TV series. :( It's been too long since I watched it.
TheeKingsWit
I am so sorry to tell you it's a reference to an obscure song called "Only Whiskey can Sleep in My Bed". Please don't hate me.
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
Don't fret Whiskey, I don't hate you. I just could of liked you a lot more :p
TheeKingsWit
Don't I get love for the sick pun though? I mean, you might not know the song but you gotta admit it was clever, or don't, I'm no cop.
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
I haven't listened to the song yet. I do love a pun though :D. So expect a message back when I do.
hiyesthisissatan
A (rather trashy woman) in a store was wearing a spaghetti strap shirt with them DDs poppin' out. She said hi to me. I looked straight down.
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Guanjyn
Heads up dude, that kind of criticism (sarcastic insults) isn't going to ever win you any discussions of any importance.
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Guanjyn
You literally called him a pig
hiyesthisissatan
No I ran out of characters.I was totally embarrassed and appoligised immediately. She laughed. It wasn't even just my eyes, I tilted my head
EncoreVous
Hahahah! Should've given her a piece of advice : http://giphy.com/gifs/fashion-qEQpAXA6rc5bO
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hiyesthisissatan
I'm on mobile. The comment submitted but didn't show up on my screen for me reply the rest. I was at the gym so I gave up.
DishonoredUser
you ran out of characters but you decided to wait 5 hours to tell the rest of it. Okay. Sure.
hiyesthisissatan
Did..did you just delete your bad comment and the post the exact same comment again?
DishonoredUser
no
hiyesthisissatan
I'm on mobile. The comment submitted but didn't show up on my screen for me reply the rest. I was at the gym so I gave up.