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Nov 23, 2017 4:09 AM
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MyName4Wine
https://imgur.com/NOECI0s
BigBuckeyeDaddy
My college idea of "seemed like a good idea at the time" was a waterbed with satin sheets, mirror and black lights in headboard. Subtle.
lokishadowgirl
https://media.giphy.com/media/11SIBu3s72Co8w/giphy.gif
PotatoFaminePart2
i too am an avid rock climber
MyEndWillNotBeOnEarth
I was like sitting here for several minutes and didn't get it. Then, "oooh it's a dirty thing..." damn I'm so innocent..
TallCan
HippDeutschMan
RichardHardley
Night terrors.
blaChek
'I sleepwalk mom'
themailmanchasesmydog
LadiesPleaseDontPmMeYourNudes
Ropes on your bed? Why would anyone want to hang dry their clothes over their bed?
promilleken1
She needs them for exorcism
BurritoParty
That’s awesome.
gaberham
Calistrasza
Moms aren't stupid. She knows. She probably doesn't really care.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
... she does it too
SukottoDono
no she probably thinking "yes! I'm getting a grandchild soon!"
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Already decorating for Christmas, I see.
EveryLieIsAnInsult
You mean 'exercise equipment' attached to the bed, to aid with crunches. ????
Jfair90
MoonpiePlease
...because of the implication
ConstableDuggins
ITS FETISH SHIT
Sdunn581
"and here's the master...oh wait"
nafun
I've lived long enough to watch the ropes tied to my headboard go from bondage gear to mobility assist.
SaFalken
This nearly happened with us. We had a house inspectio from the landlords and forgot about the leather cuffs on the headboard. I managed...
SaFalken
...to cover them with pillows before they were seen.
smashasaurus
Its how I hang posters mom.
pineapplepuppy
The way the rope is tied at the wrists, isn't that bad to have slipknots and be at an angle? Doesn't that make blood clots or whatever?
gibbinthegremlin
Depends on the amount of slack in the over all rope..so a friend has told me
myotherfistisapenis
Yes, she or her partner should learn proper rope binding knots and techniques. 1/2
myotherfistisapenis
Another rule, never bind someone where they can not get out of on their own. If I have a heart attack they should be able to get free easily
pineapplepuppy
Funny enough, there's a movie on Netflix of this concept.
DigitalDystopia
username checks out
dietderpsy
This is how she was made in the first place
luckydude
Does she knows her name means 'house' in French? Silly Americains, hon hon hon.
Mayokopp
So you post it on twitter? Twice? Wat
Pinkwhistle
Someone's not the smartest tool in the drawer.
fracturedhip
Meh. I wouldn't mind showing random internet people sex ropes they don't care. My mom however thinks I'm still 4
imyellinkimberr
Username checks out...twice
theHitchenator
Posted before realisation from what I can tell
BenGoodal
With real names as well.
ThisCommentWillGetMeBannedAgain
And the second time? No, this was intentional from the start.
iamkarlpilkington
No first one doesn't mention the ropes so it was about the photo regarding the shirt but too pretty.. then realised.. whats wrong with me?
DidNoOneNoticeThis
That's how the story plays out, but I don't really see any indication of a "shirt for Maison" in the picture tbh.
sonofTK421
Pure attention seeking
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
What does she need ropes on her bed for?
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ShutUpMeh
Seizures
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
I have to read this in an Irish accent. I have to.
10percentofthetimeitworkseverytime
englebertfistybuns
SnipSnapCrabAttack
For sex.
Ibclyde
Earthquake safety
Stuebydoo
Night terrors
ThisFrkinName
She's probably a sleepwalker and that's to keep her from hurting herself.
dijital101
Just need em until the Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
AngelxOfxSin
skittootles
to hang fairy lights up. he obviously doesn't want his mum to know he likes fair lights
pieter42
She hangs wet underwear there. So they are dry in the morning
Vaeevictiss
I figured the ropes meant she stuffed her underwear in her mouth.
jmega
So she doesn't fall off the bed when she's getting her brains banged out by a dude... Or a girl with a strappy.
sahdad
You see, when two (or more) people really love each other's bodies...
Zreen
To practice suffocating demon succubai.
DinoKebab
Wearwolf
madmanmoe64
Werewolf*
OhBuggerIt
"There Wolf!"
thisisagoldfish
Mechame
If she is a sleepwalker, she might restrain herself at night to prevent hurting herself. Or for sex.
Chemtrails4Life
how can you have sex with ropes?
combatwombat0
Be creative
Exsul
It is a thing called BDSM. Some people like the feeling of giving up power. I recommend looking up the def w/ safe search to better get it!
Sauroctonus
You have to tie up your penis in case it deflates and flies around the room.
Chemtrails4Life
jeez, sex sounds scary.........
korvkiosk
NewtGinGrinch
To keep her from floating off into dreamland !
rockonjones
Blonde. Their lives are hard.
Goldenteckel
That comment made my day !
vitfall
Fuckin'.
CirB
Oh you sweet Summer child...
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Stolemyline.gif
EmanonInverse
Oh honey
ImNotSureWhatAGoodUserNameIsSoThisWillHaveToDo
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/38100000/Vicious-Dana-ghostbusters-38123978-500-260.png
Teksura
sendbobs
THE FORBIDDEN GIF
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Possiblyendemic
cleffy
Rip you glorious bastard
santacruznp
Fucking net neutrality
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Underrated comment right here.
Unravelled
Unravelled
Unravelled
Unravelled
Uncomfortablepotato
I like how no one really answers the question... What is it actually for?
ImAShittyTransAm
Just rope play. Nothin crazy.
QueenCousland
Bondage.
Teksura
inaplasticcup
oh, bless your innocence
JumpingBalogna
You see, when two humans are in love...
CotterPyke
elaborate pulley system for breakfast time
KeatonJazz
Forget the bondage—That’s what the rest of us really want-breakfast in bed.
CotterPyke
the hell with b and d, i want the flippin waffles!
Fairdinkums
She's fucking possessed
JuniperJupiter
No, once she's "possessed" she the one getting fucked.
Icommentandpostmypets
That is why you get the under the bed restraints, easier to hide.
SpecialMrQtip
I have those and you right
Luluk89
Theyre amazing to be 100% real with you
Boom365
EMTsaidwhat
More stable too.
noctisumbra0
I have a couple of 2x6s with a series of eye screws....
RecordingCoder
I actually designed a bed completely around rope play and I'm pretty freaking proud of it. It looks the shit. Now I just have to build it.
PudgyPinkiePie
Disgusting
PhoenixOfBlood
I would like to see this design
KamSolastor
Well? Where’s the step-by-step of it?
Icommentandpostmypets
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Bingo. When our kid saw ours sticking out when I was making the bed I told him, "Oh, that's what holds the mattress on the boxspring."
mufasa1028
Same exactly situation over here.....only I was the kid ...
Sunnyimplication
Not sure that excuse would work on the parents. Of course they might gift you some more heavy duty ones instead ????
TheCrappyDetective
He will figure out what they are when he's a teenager and he is going to have a devastating realisation. That mom and dad are freaks
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Nah, not anymore than anyone else. We're pretty vanilla honesty. I just hope he has a healthy view about relationships and sex.
MrMcSpiff
He will if you teach him to.
LifesLittleLunatic
Ha. You should've heard the meltdown my adult brother had when he found my parents vibrators. Total freakout. Idiot. Parents are people too.
TheCrappyDetective
Except from my mother shes a goddamn saint
Tyr13
Or just good at hiding stuff.
Revnis
Why hide it let your freak flag fly. Bdsm is insainly common for how taboo it seems to be.
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Revnis
Hey man you never work a day in your life if your doing what you love.
ctzn07
almost like silent bragging
ihatefeelings
NOT COMMON ENOUGH GODDAMNIT
PudgyPinkiePie
Too common. It's cringy as fuck.
mto96
True Story
Nyoibo83
Word
KinkAccount
Don't care how common it is, I still wouldn't want my mum to know!
ZZhillTopper
I've been married for years. I still wouldn't do anything to remind my mom I'm having sex. I may or may not tell her about any grand kids.
ZZhillTopper
Should we have any kids.
EvilDeadTed
The worst is when you find out your parents do it. My parents accidentally left a "home movie" in the VCR once.
FrozenFoodGuy
And the shock paralysed you and you ended up watching the entire thing?
EvilDeadTed
No, I turned it off once I saw my mother's face.